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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Oh sadface.You wouldn't really put me in a bin, would you?
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 15:15, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Stick to your guns DarthThey'll give you the sad eyes and when you hesitate they'll kick you in the shins.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 15:17,
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I fucking would if you were clearly intent on hurting me, yesMy usual recourse with fighty girls would be to trip them up and sit on them but I fear you would snap like a twig
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 15:20, Reply)
But bins are icky.Plus, I probably wouldn't try *that* hard to hurt you.
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 15:23, Reply)
Depending on how much effort you put into hurting me I could maybe offer you a recyclng bin full of card an' thatgo for the bollocks or the eyes and it's straight in the compost, however
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 15:24, Reply)
If you can hurt any part of my stomach then you are strong enough to run away from (, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 15:37, Reply)
What if she came at you with a bottle? Or knew Karate?(see In Bruges for why this is fucking hilarious)
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 15:25, Reply)
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