I'm guessing the lying option is right
or possibly she has already picked one in her head and wants to see if you'll tally with her on it. I suspect you two look for different attributes in nursery schools
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:14, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Actually we both agree that sending her to a school
where more than half of the kids don't speak English as their first language is a massive problem: this means Church of England schools are favoured. There are only two of these locally and I've given her the details on them already. She's such a fucking twat.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:21, Reply)

my brother found this problem when looking for a school in London

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:23, Reply)

It's something she needs to get sorted soon
places like that fill up extremely rapidly, and depending on the place they can and will require evidence of attending CoE services or demonstrating Christian faith as a requirement for a definite place, so she might want to think about faking church attendence for a while.

Edit: it is actually probably an idea for her to do it now, for the sake of primary/secondary schools in the area anyway
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:25, Reply)

All the more reason for her to stop being such an unhelpful twat then eh?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:29, Reply)

I still suspect
it's one of the main reasons my parents go to church
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:31, Reply)

Because my ex is a twat?
That's a bit of an odd reason. Although I appreciate their showing solidarity with my cause.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:32, Reply)

pfft they want to save her soul obviously.

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:33, Reply)

Cobblers!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:45, Reply)

but just think if you sent her to a multicultural school
when she's older she can call you a miserable old twat in four languages
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:47, Reply)

can call you a miserable old twat in four languages
kill herself and hundreds of others in a suicide bombing
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:58, Reply)

Monty's Ex: "How many rich single fathers go to this school, the single bit being optional"
Monty: "How many of these kids can I ween onto Smack; given their family size"
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:53, Reply)