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That thread's too unfocussed.
Which is your favourite TV channel and why?
I'm a BBC4 niggah myself.
Alt Q: how has Jeff made it to the age he is today without being killed for being a bender?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 15:59,
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latest was 15 years ago)
I like BBC4
But I don't have a favourite channel.
*Needs alt question*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:02,
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can i just kill someone in our IT dept
who has managed to lose pretty much my entire day's dictations?
you can show it on any channel you like!
today has NOT been a good day, workwise. and the worst part is, i'll be here til at least 11pm tonight. urgh.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:02,
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Ooo, IT gossip
tell me tell me tell me
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Kroney, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:05,
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it relates to a dictation programme called "winserve"
that is the most gossipy part of it.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:12,
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My ex is claiming to have spent 6 weeks researching nursery schools
but is refusing to share her findings with me, insisting I do all the same work again myself, replicating the work she's done and thus wasting hours of my time.
As far as I can see there can be only two reasons for this:
a) it's some kind of fucking stupid test or
b) she's lying and has fuck all to show for this so-called research
What do you reckon?
PS very sorry your works's been lost
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:09,
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definitely option b
definitely!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:10,
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I feel the same.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:11,
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the simplest answer
is nearly always the right answer
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:12,
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It could be that she's done the research
but is she likely to have done a half arsed job? Surely you'd rather do your own research - not that I imagine she'll let you have any input in to where your daughter goes.
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berk, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:17,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iF47M3YDlg
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:11,
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Hahahaha 10/10
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:15,
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I'm guessing the lying option is right
or possibly she has already picked one in her head and wants to see if you'll tally with her on it. I suspect you two look for different attributes in nursery schools
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:14,
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Actually we both agree that sending her to a school
where more than half of the kids don't speak English as their first language is a massive problem: this means Church of England schools are favoured. There are only two of these locally and I've given her the details on them already. She's such a fucking twat.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:21,
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my brother found this problem when looking for a school in London
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:23,
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It's something she needs to get sorted soon
places like that fill up extremely rapidly, and depending on the place they can and will require evidence of attending CoE services or demonstrating Christian faith as a requirement for a definite place, so she might want to think about faking church attendence for a while.
Edit: it is actually probably an idea for her to do it now, for the sake of primary/secondary schools in the area anyway
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:25,
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All the more reason for her to stop being such an unhelpful twat then eh?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:29,
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I still suspect
it's one of the main reasons my parents go to church
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:31,
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Because my ex is a twat?
That's a bit of an odd reason. Although I appreciate their showing solidarity with my cause.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:32,
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pfft they want to save her soul obviously.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:33,
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Cobblers!
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:45,
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but just think if you sent her to a multicultural school
when she's older she can call you a miserable old twat in four languages
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:47,
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can call you a miserable old twat in four languages
kill herself and hundreds of others in a suicide bombing
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:58,
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Monty's Ex: "How many rich single fathers go to this school, the single bit being optional"
Monty: "How many of these kids can I ween onto Smack; given their family size"
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:53,
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Occams Razor and all that
Obviously you could do a bit of research and correspond with your ex about the varying strengths and weaknesses of several schools, slipping in the odd bit of abject flasehood to see if it trips her up.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:15,
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Do your research
Then refuse to share your findings.
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Kroney, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:18,
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Hahah good idea.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:22,
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Don't watch enough TV to answer
just boxsets.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:04,
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Same here
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:13,
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What is my favourite TV channel?
Seriously?
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PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:07,
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It's better than 'talk about anything'
At least it's a fucking question.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:10,
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Just a shame it's a fucking bent question!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:11,
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and it's not a link
links require additional effort to click and read, and if i am on here i am already one click too far away from anything work-related without making it worse.
you could ask "what colour is your toothbrush" and it would be more thoughtful and intelligent than just posting a link.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:11,
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So what colour is your toothbrush?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:12,
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I'm going to guess
Pink.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:13,
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oral-b don't make pink ones with batteries in them
or you would be right
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:16,
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Ooo-er ;o)
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:41,
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One pink Oral B tooth brush.
tinyurl.com/6a8fz2p
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:45,
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depends which toothbrush
the one in london is blue, the one in wilmslow is red, the one at work is turquoise and the travel one is green. these are all the oral-b ones with the built-in batteries. then i have some brand-new plain ones for any guests who forget to bring one, because i'd rather scrub my eyeballs with mine than share it.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:14,
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Because there are even bigger benders ahead of me in the queue for 'bender death'
You being one of them.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:07,
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Fuck knows
I suppose BBC1 as they have Doctor Who, The Apprentice and the irritatingly-still-engaging Whatever Come Bullshit. Not a bad question that, can't say I'd really thought about it.
Alt: How old is Jeff? I've no idea, he could be 19 and just coming to terms with it for all I know
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:08,
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Yay Doctor Who
When does the new series start?
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BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:25,
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Theoretically soon
I think it usually kicks off in March, haven't heard for definite though. There'll be TV ads fucking everywhere as soon as it's imminent
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:31,
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Does not help me.
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BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:33,
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It's me
You weren't expecting useful information, were you?
Anyway am off home to nurse a rat. Night honey xx
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:38,
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to "nurse" a "rat"
you fucking pervert
ARMAGEDDON!
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:54,
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Jeff hasn't been killed for being a bender because,
as you appear to perpetually need reminding, it's not 1976.
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Kroney, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:09,
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Tatchell would have us believe
that benders are in constant mortal peril for their benderitude.
Are you suggesting he might be exaggerating, or even lying about this?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:11,
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What is this Tatchell of whom you speak?
In any event, as all that awaits beyond the grave is eternal oblivion, you'd just as well get your jollies.
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Kroney, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:17,
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He's your dad.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:29,
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And _still_ I've had no replies on OKCupid. I think the site must be broken.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:10,
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you visited me the other day!
I was like, who's this looking at my pr...wait! gonz!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 17:08,
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I did ! I saw you on my visiter's thing.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 17:30,
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otherwise known as
the "stalker list"
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 17:31,
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showtime probably, it has the shows I like most
alt: How old
is Jeff?
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:11,
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252 in dog years.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:13,
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I didn't realise you were that old.
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:15,
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36 then
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:16,
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You should go on Countdown next with those mad skills.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:16,
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pffffft
did you have a good weekend Jeff?
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:19,
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I totally would
if the stupid-arse programme didn't insist on being able to SPELL also
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:23,
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i should imagine dyslexia
would make the conundrums/word-finding much easier.
adgasherjheraju
there's a long word!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:25,
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Somehow I read "agedashi dofu" in that
I think I must be hungry
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:29,
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Babestation
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:13,
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I've been to their studios.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:17,
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I bet you have
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:17,
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They're just down the road
a mate used to work their doing a "funny videos of the interweb" show for a crappy cable channel with about 5 viewers.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:19,
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a mate used to work their doing a "funny videos of the interweb" show for a crappy cable channel with about 5 viewers. and I'm working on building a big enough supply of sedatives to be able to pipe it into the drinking water so I can get in there and rape them all in one go.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:20,
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I wouldn't touch most of babestations "presenters" with yours.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:21,
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good point
even you have some standards
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:22,
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Anyway I didn't go inside just waited while my mate picked up a camera for something or other.
I would probably have got herpes from the door handle.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:23,
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*inside, just
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:25,
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that's what she said.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:30,
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because you have a very small knob
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:45,
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+ it's funny
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PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:48,
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+ because I have a very small knob
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PsychoChomp No man or God can claim such Truth Manifestation!, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:48,
Ignore,
Reply,
I like this!)
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Bazongaloid, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:51,
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*yes
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:54,
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Need bold tags on my name.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:54,
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*babestation's
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:24,
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there's fighting a losing battle
and then there's beyond pointless...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:25,
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Why Monty, you are looking considerably more attractive this afternoon.
By which I mean less hairy and male.
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Kroney, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:25,
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yes we all know you're very clever.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:26,
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*Yes
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:27,
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*Yes,
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:41,
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*Yes.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:44,
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that's what she said.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:49,
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is that a "that's what she said" *winks* comment
or are you just saying that is in fact, what she said?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:56,
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*there
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:20,
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It's been a long day.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:21,
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"Meet Shara, she's a firery red hot MILF at 15 years old".
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:26,
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I have no idea what channel most things I watch are on
so couldn't say
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:13,
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playboy
or red hot dutch.
you fool NOBODY.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:17,
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why would I watch a porn channel
when the internet is available and the porn is free?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:18,
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i don't actually know the answer to this
but people must do, or the channels wouldn't exist!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:24,
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they are for stupid people
like people who still buy CDs in HMV
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:24,
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Not enough though...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:26,
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There is a depressingly large number of stupid people in the world;
I get quite upset by it.
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Kroney, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:27,
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me too
It never fails to surprise me just how stupid people can be
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:29,
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It's like 80% of society are just wandering automatons.
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Kroney, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:30,
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automatons would be more predictable
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:36,
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They display a kind of aggressive ignorance
that I particularly loathe. Oh dear, I'm getting upset again.
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Kroney, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:41,
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at the moment it's euronews
its got a really impersonal feel to it. It just reports news in really plain matter of fact way and there's a lot of coverage of regions you wouldn't otherwise hear about. Also there aren't any presenters so you don't have some polished camera friendly bod delivering the news with the appropriate gravity or making stupid jokes or offering 'insight'.
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Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:14,
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Hmm
I suppose BBC 1, BBC Parliament or Al Jazeera. I only watch the occasional thing online though, and only then if I can just listen to it.
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BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:20,
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Probably SyFy
Shitloads of Buffy
Alt: Because you've not met him?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:24,
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babestation
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:25,
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Just saw it...I can't help it I'm extremely busy and can't read everything!
humph
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:31,
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everything
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:41,
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Read this - David Bowie is a hugely talented and original artist
to whom the british music industry owes it's very trousers.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 17:09,
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You're right.
It is very trousers.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 17:24,
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I like the Eden channel as they show a lot of Attenborough stuff
and National Geographic. Sometimes if I'm feeling like I need a cake fix I'll watch food network.
My most hated channel is 4
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:49,
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The cunts who brought us Big Brother? I hear ya.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:53,
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is that because of Gonz?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:56,
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Helpfully illustrated below
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 17:01,
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jelly.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1110896
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 17:04,
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I like the channel 4 as they show a lot of hollyoaks stuff
and E4, and Channel 4 + 1, and E4 + 1. Sometimes if I'm feeling like I need a cake fix I'll watch food network.
My most hated channel is Eden.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:54,
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Do you and TGB fight over the remote when she wants to watch Eden and you want to watch Hollyoaks?
Do you wrestle and then her her comes undone and her glasses fall off and then you say "But TGB, you're beautiful" and then you kiss passionately and then go and have sex on Sexface' bed?
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Bazongaloid, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:57,
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I'm only messin', I really don't care what goes on the telly, as long as I get my 'oaks, even then I don't mind missing it every now and then, then the rest of the time can have anything =)
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:59,
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I'm sorry gonz, I like you and everything
but Hollyoaks is literally the worst thing on tv. and that includes Everybody Loves Raymond.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 17:01,
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You're forgetting about the following shows, when listing the world's worst.
- Monk
- Columbo
- A Touch Of Frost / All those other english detective shows based around a small village in the middle of no where, where someone dies and "The Vicor", "The Harlot", "The one with a leather jacket" and "The one with no motive or means up until the final reveal" has done it.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 17:10,
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I have a secret liking of Midsomer Murders but I concede that it is shite.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 17:23,
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still better than Hollyoaks
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 18:03,
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I DON'T WEAR GLASSES ANYMORE
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 17:02,
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Your hair is also too short to have been tied up but STOP SPOILING MY STORY
it was going to get really good, your were going to win the lottery and move to a little house raise pugs and chickens.
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Bazongaloid, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 17:19,
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I see....
*is slow*
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:57,
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fuck that! The following conversation happened with a student today:
"You know last week you told us about those dog-sized house-elephants that people keep as pets?"
"ummm...yes?"
"You made that up, didn't you?"
"..."
Turns out she googled it later. About 3 or 4 others were also disappointed
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 17:10,
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Not entirely colleagues
but I suspect this belongs on the main QOTW page. *belms hard*
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berk, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 17:16,
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but they weren't being ignorant
more gullible. To be fair, I had spun them an impressively believable lie
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 17:18,
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I believe the QOTW is entitled 'Stupid colleagues'
I also believe that credulity of that scale would also come under the heading 'stupidity'.
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berk, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 17:23,
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OK
I'll put it on there now
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 17:25,
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That too, belongs on QOTW.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 17:23,
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I don't work with you
doofus
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 17:26,
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BBC4 for The Killing and generally good music shows.
Sky Sports News for unfocused vegging.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 17:15,
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