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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)

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I'm all yours baby.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:42, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Woo!
So, where do you want to get hitched then?

Also, have you any good assets that I'd get in the event of your unfortunate demise?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:44, Reply)

My house.
My decks, my records, my videogame equipment, my books, my cufflinks and my Fiona Bruce shrine.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:46, Reply)

Score
I've got two cats and a massive collection of shoes. No incentive for you to kill me :)
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:50, Reply)

Which is of more value to you, the Mo Wax records or the Fiona Bruce shrine?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:52, Reply)

In terms of money or sentiment?

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:53, Reply)

either.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:56, Reply)

Well, monetary would probably be the records
But I'd keep the Bruce shrine forever as a proxy-shrine to you.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:58, Reply)

That is so sweet.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:01, Reply)

I'm all sweetness and light, innit?
I thought that's why you were marrying me?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:10, Reply)

That and the other reasons.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:17, Reply)

Hey!
Like what?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:21, Reply)

Cute, pierced, redhead.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:22, Reply)

Oh *blushes*
You know my hair colour isn't natural, right?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:28, Reply)

I had no idea.
But you look great as a redhead, so it doesn't matter to me.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:29, Reply)

Are you drunk again darling?

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:31, Reply)

Stone cold sober.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:31, Reply)

Colour me flattered.
You panderer.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:35, Reply)

You started it.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:37, Reply)

Nuh-uh, you started it
But I'm stopping it now. We don't want anyone reading this threat to vomit, honeybunch.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:39, Reply)

Uh, you started it with the marriage proposal.
And if we make people sick then I just don't care baby, not one bit.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:41, Reply)

You two.
Get a room.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:42, Reply)

I'm vomiting already :(

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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:43, Reply)

See? I told you we'd upset people
Now stop it, sweetcheeks.

EDIT: Although there's a good chance that Amberl's just jealous.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:45, Reply)

I'd be less sickened if this wasn't all the way over on the right of the page.

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:47, Reply)

You're right.
You should start a new thread.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:47, Reply)

She's only human, my little meringue.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:48, Reply)

I know pumpkin
She just wants me all to herself.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:52, Reply)

like I said, only human.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:54, Reply)

Watch it though
If you get fat, I'm totally running off with her.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:58, Reply)

No chance of that.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:59, Reply)

Good
I lahve you just the way you are, sweetpea.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 23:07, Reply)

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