Because Jeff won't pull his dick out of that poodle,
I am starting a new sub thread doon here.

Aight?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 23:00, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

*Wipes cock on dog bed*
See you there.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 23:01, Reply)

Pfft, thanks for telling me.
It's a sexban for you.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 23:12, Reply)

Not telling you?
Sexban?

Baby, you hurt me.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 23:13, Reply)

But you didn't tell me where you'd gone
I was worried.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 23:14, Reply)

Sorry sweetness.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 23:15, Reply)

*sniff* It's OK.
Some new shoes or jewellery might make me feel better though.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 23:21, Reply)

Viv Westwood ok?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 23:21, Reply)

www.net-a-porter.com/Shop/Designers/Giuseppe_Zanotti
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 23:26, Reply)

This is getting a bit weird
I may be dapper and elegant, and I am an impeccable accessoriser, but you are confusing me with Darth Foxtrot.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 23:34, Reply)

Does this mean I don't get shoes?

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 23:39, Reply)

Not necessarily.
Remind me- why am I buying you shoes again?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 23:41, Reply)

Because you love me and I was sad.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 23:43, Reply)

There are better ways to put a smile on a lady's face.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 23:46, Reply)

You're talking to someone who owns 100 pairs of shoes
There really, really isn't.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 23:48, Reply)

There really, really is.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 23:50, Reply)

Prove it.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 23:57, Reply)

Chocolate.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 23:59, Reply)

I hate chocolate.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 8 Mar 2011, 0:01, Reply)

cheese?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 0:02, Reply)

*eyes suspiciously*
What kind?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 8 Mar 2011, 0:03, Reply)

Blue brie.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 0:06, Reply)

*vom*

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 8 Mar 2011, 0:07, Reply)

Damn.
Marmite cheddar?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 0:08, Reply)

You sick bastard.
Double Gloucester with chives is acceptable though. That would make me smile. The Housemate just gave me some of his awesome chilli cheese, it's so good that it's a bit wrong.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 8 Mar 2011, 0:22, Reply)