*goes to lavatories with phone, returns to desk , uploads, gazzes*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 9:50, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

this reminds me
I was using the lavatory earlier and someone bust in (to a different cubicle), and by the sound of it came incredibly close to explosively soiling themselves. Turns out it was my team leader for where I am on secondment. Delightful eh?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 9:59, Reply)

Surely you can let him know that you know
in a subtle but clear way, just to make him embarrassed?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:00, Reply)

we left the cubicles at the same time
he knows. He didn't seem embarrassed.

I swear there must have been very small fractions of a second between him filling the bowl or filling his trousers.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:01, Reply)

Charming.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:03, Reply)

I hate working at this place
there are so many shit and annoying little things. In theory it is great. Really easy work, no stress, I'm getting an extra £40 a week in my pocket, but it's so fucking dull. Almost all of the conversation is about people's kids, or really over-dramatic exclamations about mundane things. It feels a little harsh, but I'd quite like a load of these people to suffer from the coming government cuts and have to experience working in the real world.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:08, Reply)

Like teachers, then?
At my school the place was staffed entirely by socially incompetent freaks who would have been turned down by fucking McDonalds. No hope in the real world.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:17, Reply)

yeah, pretty much
I could see most of them turning to teaching if they lost their jobs here. or they would if they actually had any knowledge of anything at all.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:18, Reply)

There's a woman that works here that I actively avoid
because she cannot talk about anything other her bloody children. Her entire life revolves around them. Not only is it utterly tragic, it's also incredibly tedious.
( Kroney, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:18, Reply)

most of the people here are like that
seriously.

After the weekend with my family, including my 1 year old niece, my mrs informed me that she is even more sure that she doesn't want kids now. Which is nice.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:19, Reply)

Even in this IT geek hole it can get like that
The case coordinators are all broody mums though. They even emailed around to say that a client had had a child. I told her that I don't care about the kids of people I like, let alone someone I've never met nor had any direct dealings with.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:23, Reply)

I'd be fucking strung up if I said something like that here

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:32, Reply)

The ladies here like me
Even if I did get drunk at the Xmas party and spend five minutes trying to get one of them to say the word "cunt".
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:35, Reply)