They're easy
Take one box of Cornflakes, remove the cornflakes, cut a circle out of the cardboard, place your veggie crap onto the circle, roll it up et voila!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:55, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

*applause*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:07, Reply)

Quite
This is admittedly very funny, but after 9 years of hardly any meat slightly too close to the bone (unintentional) for a click
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:18, Reply)

It isn't your fault your cock has been worn down to a nub by all those hairy sandpaper like arses its been up

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:23, Reply)

5/10
convoluted and eye-watering
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:33, Reply)

Harsh scores man!!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:39, Reply)

I can't play favourites
No bonuses just because you're a top bloke. If the scoring system were biased then all would descend into chaos
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:44, Reply)

*ponders next insult*
I'm getting a 10 today, mark my words
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:45, Reply)

I certainly hope so
A 10 would be a thing of beauty indeed
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:47, Reply)

I bet you wish you were getting a 10 today. Incher that is.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:20, Reply)