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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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pancake dayi am firmly of the opinion that the only thing to put on pancakes is lemon juice and sugar. are you lot having pancakes tonight, and what will you be putting on them?
alt q: and are you a tosser?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:39,
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Unless I get invited over somewhere, I'm not having themI'd have to go out and buy all the stuff, plus I'd rather have something more healthy after eating rather well at the weekend.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:41,
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if you had moved to londonyou would have been invited to mine. the flatmate and i are having them with tequila slammers.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:42,
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you're marriedtherefore no pancakes and threesome for you.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:47,
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That wasn't part of the deal!I demand an annulment!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:48,
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I love tequila, so would have been there for sure!I nearly said 'like a shot', but refrained from making such a bad pun.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:45,
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Thank goodness you refrained.Otherwise you'd have been a right cunt.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:45,
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pft I moved to London and never got an invite(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:48,
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you never asked though, being too cool and independent-likelabs' plea for attention was heart-rending
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:48,
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hahaHe is quite needy bless him
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:50,
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I wasn't pleading, merely statingBut if it gets me pancakes, tequila and two women then I won't complain.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:50,
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Swipe and Flatmate +1www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAsUfWvIiXY
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:53,
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the mother looks quite severeif you look into the kids' eyes I think they're crying for help.
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Thanks, but it's a bit of a trek just for pancakesMy diet could do without them too.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:53,
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pssssssstit's not "just for pancakes". berk has invited you over.
re-think the sensitivity of your response...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:53,
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Well, you'd get to see me tooa massive bonus, I feel.
But you're right, it is a bit of a trek just for pancakes.
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Lemon and sugarAnything else is blasphemy
Alt Q: Not this year, no.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:43,
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I'm with you on the lemon juice and sugar frontI suspect I will be having pancakes, but they will be being cooked for me where I stay in Dorset.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:43,
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Or Findus crispy pancakesSeriously though, what the fuck was in those meat ones?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:44,
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You don't have the clearance to know that(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:45,
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Who does he think he is?'Neil' from the Matrix?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:46,
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The only thing to put on a pancake is the lid of your bin.What a dull, shit dish. The French got it right: they really are fucking ‘crêpe’.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:45,
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i am thinking of stuffing a savoury onewith melted feta or goats cheese, roasted garlic mushrooms and red onions, and red jalapenos. surely you can't say that is boring?!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:46,
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Take the mushrooms and onions outI'd eat that.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:47,
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Take the pancake out of that and I'd eat it myself.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:51,
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I could say itbut it would be bullshit. That sounds awesome. My kitchen needs you.
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lose the goat's cheese and that will be fucking lovely(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:47,
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i think feta would be betterbut i do love goats cheese
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:50,
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I hate goat's cheeseit's gross
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:59,
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Here's where we disagreeWhich is a good thing, as I was beginning to think you were my evil twin.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:00,
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That does indeed sound niceNeeds some steak in there though
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:49,
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hahaha!Golden syrup for mine please
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:47,
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I believe this is an appropriate answer here
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:47,
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Ms Foxtrot bloody loves pancakesso this evening, whilst she is out teaching, I will be attempting to make, and indeed toss, gluten-free pancakes. I can assure you from experience that this is an unbelievable pain in the fucking arse.
I will then make a vegetarian chilli to go in them and let her choose what she wants on her sweet pancakes her fucking self
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Under current circumstancesI'll let her off.
*refuses to take bait*
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If she was born 200 years ago she would have starved to death(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:56,
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If she had been born 200 years agoshe'd never have gotten such silly ideas in her head in the first place.
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Kroney, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:10,
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I have a recipe for GF pancakes which I have found to workif you don't already have one? Bit of a faff though as I recall.
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Any help very gratefully appreciated honeyI've only done it once before and faff didn't begin to cover it
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use buckwheat flour(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:58,
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InterestingI think we've got some of that. Whatever I used last time proved very difficult to keep in a vaguely coherent state.
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buckwheat should be okit's what the french use to make galettes, which are the savoury version of crepes.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:05,
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ask me about cookery, surfing or guitars and you will get a sensible answeranything else and you are running a risk of getting nonsense back.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:09,
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I played my guitar last night for 3 hours for the first time in months!Fucking great it was too! My fingers hurt like fuck today though
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:11,
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My skin seems to heal too quicklyso despite having regularly played guitar for *quick calculation* 16 years I haven't got callouses or anything, which means that whenever I play a gig I end up with shredded finger tips.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:15,
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Mine normally harden up after a few daysJust dont get the chance to play very often and did last night so took it!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:20,
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mine really are softand I play pretty regularly. It's a bit of a pain
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:21,
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wouldn't lastI tell you, I heal too fast
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:24,
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Use your bone claws as plectrums thenYou hairy Canadian bastard.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:25,
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If I were kind I'd assume you were making a jokebut I'm not so I'm going with you being a complete fucking idiot.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:18,
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*sigh*Of course I'm making a fucking joke. I used to play myself. Staggeringly, obscenely badly, which is why I gave up, and never talk about it.
You fucking prat
/Brick Top
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you fucking cunt(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:24,
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I reckon I've watched Snatch Wars once a day at my desk for the last monthIt's tragic really. As soon as someone finds me something better than that on YouTube maybe I can move on
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You don't use a plecturm with both hands you thick cunt(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:20,
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'Joey wants a biscuit'(c) Joey Deacon's translator, Blue Peter c.1983
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:25,
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Just make an omeletteand cover it in sugar. She'll never know
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:00,
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From the safety of the setteeJust close the door and you won't hear the grunts and moans as she shites her own spine out
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:14,
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No, but I will hear "was there gluten in those pancakes?" shortly thereafterlols for "Shites her own spine out"
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They're easyTake one box of Cornflakes, remove the cornflakes, cut a circle out of the cardboard, place your veggie crap onto the circle, roll it up et voila!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:55,
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QuiteThis is admittedly very funny, but after 9 years of hardly any meat slightly too close to the bone (unintentional) for a click
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It isn't your fault your cock has been worn down to a nub by all those hairy sandpaper like arses its been up(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:23,
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I can't play favouritesNo bonuses just because you're a top bloke. If the scoring system were biased then all would descend into chaos
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*ponders next insult*I'm getting a 10 today, mark my words
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:45,
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lemon and sugar pancakes are lovely.But I can't be arsed to make any this evening.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:47,
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nutellaYes Monty because I am 5 and my mummy always makes them that way and if I am good and eat it all I get a munch bunch yoghurt
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:49,
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I refuse to be told when I can eat pancakes.I may have some next week.
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girlinthehole, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:50,
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 'PUNK' IS STILL ALIVE.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:08,
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*smashes the system*(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:11,
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I might have them tomorrow, though doubt they'd go with curry.Fuck Lent. Might give something up though, for shits and giggles.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:55,
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See, I told you my joining htat last thread would kill it.As always, Madam, you are 100% correct with the lemon and sugar idea.
If I do bother with pancakes tonight, they will be from one of those ready-mixed shaker things, and will definitely not be tossed. My kitchen is filthy enough already, without throwing pancake batter all over the walls, floor and ceiling.
In other news, somebody tell me to go do some fucking work.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:56,
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Make it in a milk bottle thenp.s. Do some fucking work
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:58,
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Complete and total change of subjectI'm being an Excel mong. Can anyone tell me how to change the colours of individual slices in a pie chart? For some reason I can only change the entire pie.
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Double click a slice, but slowly, then you will highlight only that sliceRight click, format
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:00,
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SuperbThank you sir. You go third on my favourite B3tans list as of RIGHT FUCKING NOW
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How many shades of pink are there on excel?(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:05,
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Same as there are people in my office who appreciate the value of accessorisingNot fucking enough
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How you have a) got a girlfriendand b) got a girlfriend that isn't a bull-dyke, I have no idea.
She must be *very* understanding.
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Kroney, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:11,
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Although, having said thatthe specialist interior design knowledge must be beguiling.
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Kroney, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:13,
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The trip to B&Q for paint would take a week though"No, I wanted Atlatic Ocean on a Sunday White"
"Clearly Atlantic Ocean on a Monday White is more suited"
repeat ad infinitum
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:25,
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I have no idea what anything you said up there meansand I fucking hate B&Q, it's a soul-sapping Sarlacc Pit devouring my weekend time.
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It was meant to be something about spending ages choosing between two colours that are the same to any bloke
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:39,
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I got thatHowever, if you know the names of such colours then you are GAYER THAN ME.
Oh yes. I said it.
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I think you just broke the internet(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:49,
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It was a radical concept I just tabled right thereSurely that's what the internet for? Expression of free thought and discussion thereof?
That and porn
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The laws of physics still apply here(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:59,
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I have no time for Physicsand nor will I have until someone can explain why my headphone wires always tie themselves in elaborate knots when ever I leave them alone for five minutes
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This^I am off into town in 5 mins to buy some new ones
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 12:03,
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The same thing will happen to the new onesAnd the ones you buy after them. The first person who develops a genuinely tangle-free set of headphone wires should be promoted to Grand High Beeblebrox
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Oh, she isMother Teresa was a fucking amateur compared to her. I also have no idea, so we're agreed on that
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I fucking love pancakes and you are correctlemon and sugar is the only true religion. Golden syrup is also traditional in my family, but I find that a touch too Catholic for extended munching. Maple syrup's nice, but only on the American sort.
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Kroney, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:59,
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Maple syrup is great, but is as expensive as god's piss(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:00,
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Particularly if you get the maple equivalent of extra virgin olive oil.It's worth the extra money for it, though. Don't know where you can get it over here mind you. My Canadian family have their uses.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:15,
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Candians: half French, half American, all cunt(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:17,
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NakedApe: half bender, half spastic, all wrong.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:19,
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Monty: half a nose, half bitterness, all broke(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:47,
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I fucking love the QuebecoisThey're desperate to build a better relationship with France, because they hold the same conceit as all those New-Worlders, that they're actually French and only living in Canada. They're none too happy about the living in Canada bit, either.
France, being full of the French, doesn't want anything to do with them as they think they're bastard half-bloods that have ruined the language they were given. Funny.
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Kroney, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:19,
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I've only ever tried the medium gradeI am curious as to what difference there is in the higher grades.
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Like the difference between Famous Grouse and a single malt.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:19,
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Next time I'm over thereI'll be picking up some containers of the stuff. Shipping containers.
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Kroney, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:17,
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My flatmate's making them, I'm going to happily oblige and eat about forty.I have Marmite on mine. What?
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Unusual choiceI may actually try this!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:12,
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Two rounds of pancakes.1) Wilted spinach, ham and gruyere
2) Sweet ones - I might go for greengage jam
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I like both your choicesI fucking love spinach.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:15,
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Alright Popeye, that's enough.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:20,
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Ag-ag-ag-ag-ag!(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:22,
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*pushes pineapple, shakes tree*(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:24,
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He's definitely got the chin for it...(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:31,
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they are if they are made like normal onesas I said up there, if you are having savoury then you want to be having galettes rather than crepes.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:16,
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^What he said.I'll probably use wholewheat flour for the savoury ones - if I can persuade hy husband that wholewheat flour really won't kill him. Maybe throw a pinch of cayenne pepper into the mix.
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I'm having Lamb Tagine tonightassuming nothing goes horribly wrong with the slow cooker. Or my cooking skills. I did get a bit carried away with the ingredients list.
Pancakes are for losers.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:39,
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AltI'm not a tosser, but I can tell you which of my unqualified bosses are.
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