Same as there are people in my office who appreciate the value of accessorising
Not fucking enough
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:06, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

How you have a) got a girlfriend
and b) got a girlfriend that isn't a bull-dyke, I have no idea.

She must be *very* understanding.
( Kroney, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:11, Reply)

Although, having said that
the specialist interior design knowledge must be beguiling.
( Kroney, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:13, Reply)

The trip to B&Q for paint would take a week though
"No, I wanted Atlatic Ocean on a Sunday White"
"Clearly Atlantic Ocean on a Monday White is more suited"

repeat ad infinitum
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:25, Reply)

I have no idea what anything you said up there means
and I fucking hate B&Q, it's a soul-sapping Sarlacc Pit devouring my weekend time.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:34, Reply)

It was meant to be something about spending ages choosing between two colours
that are the same to any bloke
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:39, Reply)

I got that
However, if you know the names of such colours then you are GAYER THAN ME.

Oh yes. I said it.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:46, Reply)

I think you just broke the internet

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:49, Reply)

It was a radical concept I just tabled right there
Surely that's what the internet for? Expression of free thought and discussion thereof?

That and porn
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:55, Reply)

The laws of physics still apply here

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:59, Reply)

I have no time for Physics
and nor will I have until someone can explain why my headphone wires always tie themselves in elaborate knots when ever I leave them alone for five minutes
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 12:02, Reply)

This^
I am off into town in 5 mins to buy some new ones
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 12:03, Reply)

The same thing will happen to the new ones
And the ones you buy after them. The first person who develops a genuinely tangle-free set of headphone wires should be promoted to Grand High Beeblebrox
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 12:05, Reply)

Oh, she is
Mother Teresa was a fucking amateur compared to her. I also have no idea, so we're agreed on that
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:14, Reply)