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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Tell her my sad story.I like beer and cakes and don't like exercise and now I'm a big fat cunt that nobody will sleep with. Especially my partner who is now so revolted by my Baron Harkonnen-esque appearance that it takes all of her remaining willpower to not projectile vomit whenever I waddle into a room, and only stays with me out of pity.
Then look at her meaningfully and say you think you're getting a slight gag reflex.
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Kroney, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 12:58,
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she'd probably send him to DFand ask him how he overcame his gag reflex.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:00,
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