how sad are you in internet terms?
The answer is: not as sad as Vipros

figures based on average post count over two years except where the user has been a member for less than two years where the base number has been amended acordingly. If you have been left off the graph it's because you don't post enough or, more likely, I don't like you. Get over it

Alt: What would you rather have done with the 5 billion hours you have wasted on line? or, more likely, LUNCH?!?!one!11
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 12:38, 127 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

If there was anyone I would love to be threadstomped by, it would be you : )

( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 12:39, Reply)

oh I just saw and feel bad
How can I make it up to you *waggles eyebrows*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 12:40, Reply)

Answer my question.

( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 12:41, Reply)

*punches air*
Is not sad!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 12:41, Reply)

there is a new sainsburys kitchen on fleet street
i might try that, they had nice looking hot dishes and salads and sandwiches. just a bit of a long Q.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 12:41, Reply)

Another wholemeal wrap with the rest of the hunter's chicken in and sweetcorn
Nice again. I have some spicy soup for tomorrow lined up.

Right, I'm off into town. Who needs owt?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 12:42, Reply)

you can fetch me a working icon, please
I don't know why but my Jessiecoon doesn't want to come out to play today.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 8 Mar 2011, 12:56, Reply)

Racist

( Kroney, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:02, Reply)

Done

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:40, Reply)

Alt: turned my office into a lean mean office machine.

( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 12:44, Reply)

Yay, fifth!
EDIT: I'm actually online most of the time, just not on here.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 8 Mar 2011, 12:45, Reply)

Yay! I'm included!
*feels loved*

It actually looks from that graph as though I have better things to do than fanny about on the Internet all day. I can assure you this is not the case.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 8 Mar 2011, 12:46, Reply)

I definitely have.
I'm just working up to it.
( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 12:47, Reply)

On the plus side
I have actually done some fucking work today.

So that's good.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 8 Mar 2011, 12:48, Reply)

Fucking hell that's shit.
You need a bar graph and you need to have it in decending order from right to left.

Honestly what are you meant to learn from that graph? Nothing, it's like a lsd hypnodisk.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 12:47, Reply)

Well you had the chance to do it better and you said you were busy raping

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 12:50, Reply)

No I said I would do the graph if you got the data,
Gaz me the source data and I'll sort it out.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 12:53, Reply)

Where's my spreadsheet? What do I even pay you for?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:10, Reply)

Me to play minecraft. Obvz

(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:21, Reply)

Impressive work!
Alt: Learn some more languages, but I just don't have the patience.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 12:48, Reply)

hold on
I've posted the most?

fuck.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 12:48, Reply)

Good work on mitigating the damage, there.

( Kroney, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 12:54, Reply)

I'm pre-occupied with mitigating the damage of telling my mrs that if she can't bring herself to do some exercise
that there isn't some magic solution that will make her do it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 12:55, Reply)

Just tell her you wont marry her if she's fat.

( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 12:56, Reply)

yeah, that'll really work

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 12:57, Reply)

I thought she'd lost a shit load of weight already?

( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 12:58, Reply)

wiggy told me that a long time ago.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:11, Reply)

Tell her my sad story.
I like beer and cakes and don't like exercise and now I'm a big fat cunt that nobody will sleep with. Especially my partner who is now so revolted by my Baron Harkonnen-esque appearance that it takes all of her remaining willpower to not projectile vomit whenever I waddle into a room, and only stays with me out of pity.

Then look at her meaningfully and say you think you're getting a slight gag reflex.
( Kroney, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 12:58, Reply)

she'd probably send him to DF
and ask him how he overcame his gag reflex.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:00, Reply)

Rigorous, dedicated, gruelling practice, I expect.

( Kroney, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:00, Reply)

Woo hoo, I'm not the worst!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 12:48, Reply)

Am I the green or the khaki?
It doesn't matter because I'm equally as sad as Al.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 12:49, Reply)

you're the green
the segments go in a clockwise direction in order.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 8 Mar 2011, 12:50, Reply)

Good job I'm not inflicting half-witted nieces/nephews upon you...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 12:53, Reply)

I think we're all grateful
that the b3th/trialprice genepool is being tarmaced over.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 8 Mar 2011, 12:54, Reply)

If I'm not the worst then I pity the other fuckers.
I've just realised I'm third and not near the others. Woo!

I can handle third. A loser but still a winner.
( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 12:49, Reply)

Bronze medal FTW!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:41, Reply)

haha oh wow that's impressive.
Well done.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 12:49, Reply)

Aw, I like you too, TGB

( Kroney, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 12:52, Reply)

Fucking work firewall!
Can you give me the full link so I can post it into my proxy?

Do I really want to ask you this?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 12:53, Reply)

You're not that bad - 24th out of 39
How are you, anyway?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 8 Mar 2011, 12:55, Reply)

That's quite pleasing considering I worry that I spend far too much time on here
I'm OK thank you gorgeous. Things are still very tense at home, it's a matter of when rather than if we have to put Eric to sleep which is playing hell with Ms Foxtrot's nerves. How are you?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:01, Reply)

yeah but you've only been here 1 1/2 years...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:02, Reply)

Has it only been that long?
It's hard to recall a time before B3ta. If this was a film a vision of a happy green sun-drenched meadow in which everyone enjoyed each other's company and no-one got called a gay spastic cunt would be dancing before my eyes right now.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:06, Reply)

That's horrible darling, I'm so sorry.
Things aren't faring much better up here. I've just got a letter from the gas company, who have apparently decided to increase our monthly bill by 725%. I have no idea what the juddering fuck I'm supposed to do.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:03, Reply)

Oh bollocks
You did say yesterday that you wanted a new job... has that apprenticeship come up yet? Thank you again for being extra-nice to me this last week or so
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:05, Reply)

And what job am I supposed to get?
The apprenticeship is unpaid, my parents are giving me money to do it. I haven't a clue what to do. Other than cry and chainsmoke, I have that down.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:09, Reply)

Have you called them up to ask if they'r ehaving some sort of fucking joke
that you're not a party to?
( Kroney, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:10, Reply)

Yes
The answer was 'No, we're not fucking joking. Would you like to pay that in pounds sterling, or do we send our specially trained vultures round to peck your liver out?'
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:15, Reply)

Prometheuslols

( Kroney, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:16, Reply)

Vulture trainer is probably a really interesting job
do that
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:17, Reply)

I hate to say it
but you might just have to try and get some hideous office job with a decent wage to pay the bills and try really fucking hard to find a writing-type job that you'd actually enjoy. Which I appreciate is a very depressing way of doing things
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:14, Reply)

But I shouldn't have to fucking do that just because the gas company can't keep it's dick away from my purse.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:16, Reply)

No you shouldn't
But a bit more disposable income would be useful anyway. I'm just playing Devil's Advocate really, I don't want you to do anything that will make you desperately unhappy
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:20, Reply)

I don't want an office job
I'd rather starve.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:23, Reply)

Well it's that, or freeze, or get a job that pays the bills.
Sorry, I don't mean to sound cuntish, but how did you expect the world to work?
( Kroney, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:25, Reply)

would you rather freeze?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:25, Reply)

I live in a 4 room house (room, not bedroom)
We use gas for heating about 2 hours a day, if that, and for washing up. The shower is electric. Now please justify a 725% increase in the gas price to me. Please do, because I'd fucking love to be enlightened.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:27, Reply)

maybe you or your predecessors have been underpaying for years
driving prices up for the rest of us? nobody WANTS an office job. most of us leave school thinking we'd rather slit our wrists. but then we have to grow the fuck up. the sad fact of the matter is, unless you happen to be very good at thinking of some entrepreneurial scheme, or you are stunning enough to make it in front of a camera.... if you want to be able to pay for things like gas and food and clothes..... most of the jobs are going to be in an office!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:31, Reply)

And not all office work is as shit as I make it sound
While I do complain about the shit times here, I don't tend to mention the fact we have a cracking laugh a lot of the time because I know you'd find it fucking boring
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:33, Reply)

I'm not completely retarded, thank you.
But I'd posit that there's a difference between a job I would do happily, that happens to be in an office, and an 'office job'.

Out of curiosity, how old do you think I am? Because unless you actually think I'm 12, please don't fucking talk to me like I am.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:34, Reply)

don't get all arsey with her
the way it comes across is that you are bitching about the cost of stuff, but aren't particularly willing to take a job that would help sort it out.

Now, it's very likely that is not the whole story, but that is certainly how it seems.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:36, Reply)

Fine, sorry.
I'm not bitching about the cost of stuff, I was bitching about being given a week to find the money for a 725% price increase - which I think you must be able to agree is pretty fucking shit of them.

Also, I'm not 'unwilling to take a job that would help sort it out', there are plenty of jobs I'd do. My remark about how I'd 'rather starve' was supposed to be glib - of course I wouldn't rather starve, I'd rather not get shafted by the gas company.

Do you honestly think that when I graduated nearly a year ago, I thought I'd be in this situation now?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:42, Reply)

ok
1. If you stopped swearing all the time and spoke like a grown up we may treat you like one
2. Sell some of your shoes if it's that bad.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:44, Reply)

the unpleasant truth is that times are fucking hard
I've just come through a period of redundancies in my company, which could quite easily have seen me not able to pay my mortgage and thus lose the house that I've worked pretty hard to have.

Utility companies are fucking shit, we've argued with them like motherfuckers to keep our bills down, when they try and do similar things.

Usually there are people who work in them who are't complete cunts, and you might want to try and get hold of them.

As far as I know they can't suddenly say you owe them that money, so if they are saying they will increase your direct debit or whatever, tell them fine, you are taking your business elsewhere. See what they say to that.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:46, Reply)

Try this link
scottishpower.metafaq.com/help/sp-online-engy-serv/enter_my_reading_online

That will give you instructions on how to enter a meter reading, if you've got an online account with them. That way, you can argue against your bill. If not, get one.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:48, Reply)

They decided last year that I owed them two grand on account of undercharging and all that.
They're fucking serious fucking cunts, I paid them a grand and _still_ had to pay £170/month.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:55, Reply)

Yeah
It's more the fact that they seem to have arbitrarily and from no-fucking-where decided that they want *all* our money that's particularly galling.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:57, Reply)

Say to them "Right, you've got two options, #1 is to take me to court who will see my finances and make me pay you £10/month for 2 years until it's written off...
... or you can be resonable and give me an affordable figure".

Speak to their "Debt Recovery Department", they're generally more sympathetic.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:17, Reply)

i would guess you are about 25
so if you went to uni - and i am sure i remember a colourful little rant about your legal ambitions, so i think that you did - that means that you are at the prime age for junior jobs in any office. you can't just walk into any career and do it "happily"; nobody will hand you something on a plate that you think is Good Enough for you.

actually, vipros put it very well indeed!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:41, Reply)

Sorry.
See above.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:43, Reply)

fair enough!
i suggest a formal letter back to them asking them to come and read the meter again but in the meantime any action they might take will be vigorously defended. reserve the right to show the letter to the court on the question of costs etc etc.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:57, Reply)

Check your meter. We've just finished winter, and if they haven't actually checked they'll tend to "estimate" that you've just hacked one of your pipes through to make a handy kitchen flamethrower.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:34, Reply)

^^This
Definitely this
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:38, Reply)

This
I got a bill through for £300 for a winter quarter in my old three-room flat. When I gave them the actual meter reading it went down to about £65.
(berk, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:44, Reply)

You're here?!
Where's my gaz telling me how much you've missed me since Sunday??
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:47, Reply)

I've been asleep.
And I'm only popping in here between GOING OUT TO PLAY IN THE SUNSHINE.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:48, Reply)

I hate you

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:53, Reply)

*huggles*

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:55, Reply)

whatevs
I'm going to go smoke in the sun
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:57, Reply)

Write a formal complaint, they have to record all that shit for the regulators.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:35, Reply)

Kill fewer Jews?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:39, Reply)

Surely she should get a reward for doing that?
You know, services to the public, and all that.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:41, Reply)

Oh, so not only do they want *all* my money, I have to give up my favourite hobby too?

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:44, Reply)

Fair enough
How about retail? Basically what you're doing now but daylight hours and less beer
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:25, Reply)

right-click, copy link adress.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:05, Reply)

Cheers mate
Sadly my firewall is clevererererer than me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:08, Reply)

http://www.b3tards.com/u/14ebb740f3120de4f77d/sad.jpg

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:14, Reply)

Internet validation!
Although I did take a 6 month break due to a new firewall
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:01, Reply)

Do one for % of posts featured on the popular page

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:02, Reply)

oh man I could've totally been in school and that

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:03, Reply)

Gonz in a Crunchy and Kristine sandwich, oh man ! The social complexities and ettiquates alone would leave me in a quivering wreck.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:04, Reply)

I'm swooning as we speak.

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:10, Reply)

i quite like my colour
i have no idea about the rest of the data
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:07, Reply)

the bigger the slice the sadder you are

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:09, Reply)

this also applies to comfort-eating i would say

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:14, Reply)

Hahahaha
*examines man-gut*

Hahaha...

*cries*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:16, Reply)

OHMEGOSH, UR NOT FAT @ ALL ! I R DA FATTIEST OUT OF EVERYONE ! NONONOONONON, MEEE IS THE FATTIST ONE,
Oh *Sigh*, I wish I was as pretty as you are.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:25, Reply)

you don't want to be pretty gonz, you're rugged and manly

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:28, Reply)

No-one wishes they were pretty like me
Not even Merrick. I asked him. Anyway, lay off the Yop and you'll be reet
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:30, Reply)

I'm in one of my favourite shades too.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:09, Reply)

I'm yellow. Not that keen on yellow. But can't complain :D

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:18, Reply)

very few people look good in yellow
apart from black girls, who look stunning.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:22, Reply)

That is very true.
My sister looks lovely in lemon-yellow. I suit certain types of yellow, too.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:30, Reply)

i always like it
try it on. take it off again. i have some nice lemon underwear though.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:31, Reply)

stop pissing yourself then

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:34, Reply)

I suit yellow but I fucking hate the colour.

( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:31, Reply)

My boss is watching me eat. Its disturbing.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:15, Reply)

It's nice that you think of Chompy and his Incredibly Powerful Binoculars as your boss

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:16, Reply)

I can't believe you haven't emailed me for like 3 weeks
it's almost as if you don't care....
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:18, Reply)

can't believe you haven't emailed me for like 3 weeks
it's almost as if you
(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:20, Reply)

well, that too

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:22, Reply)

I can't believe I have to man up your posts for you.
fucking homo.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:25, Reply)

I know
someone as effete as you having to man-up my posts. it's outrageous.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:25, Reply)

You're not worth the effete.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:27, Reply)

Hahaha
*clicks*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:29, Reply)

joey tells me her corset is nearly done
woo! i was v worried when she mentioned getting her bf to take the measurements... i think they might not have been perhaps as accurate as you might have needed...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:23, Reply)

I don't care this makes me look like an autistic 8 year old, I fucking love this video.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRH_QRMxo6Q
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:20, Reply)

Everything makes you look like an autistic 8 year old, gonz.
Presumably because you're an autistic 8 year old.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:24, Reply)

A self aware autistic 8 year old, at least.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:26, Reply)

I can't believe that I produce less output than the guy whose only chat is "I like breasts"
:-/
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:28, Reply)

More breast posts from you will sort that out.

( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:32, Reply)

Hey, nice breasts!
*thumbs up*
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:37, Reply)

Thank you.
I grew them myself.
( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:39, Reply)

this made me laugh more than broadsword ever has though :D

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:46, Reply)

Very kind of you.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:50, Reply)

*sads*
So sad I don't even feature.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:23, Reply)

You've got to be in it to win it Porky.

( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:38, Reply)