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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Yes,but are you celebrating by letting a woman cook you dinner?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Mar 2011, 22:55,
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Sadly not.Although I did buy my half-time pie from a woman, I can't only speculate if she put it in the oven herself.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 22:57,
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She probably didWhilst complaining about period pains and being oppressed.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Mar 2011, 22:58,
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She appeared to have slightly greasy hair and there were fewer Yorkie bars on display than usual.I think you're onto something.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:00,
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Could she not get near the microwavebecause of a slightly bloated, period infested tummy?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:05,
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I don't know, I'd have asked her but she was DEAD SNAPPY with me.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:06,
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I'm not surprised, frankly.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:08,
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Maybe it was because you were being a terrible cunt?and was nothing to do with periods or hormones at all?
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No, it's always to do with periods and hormonesand not swallowing.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:16,
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