Ironing is for women/cleaners/dry cleaners
MTFU
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:31, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

It was international women's day yesterday, so they are probably all a bit tired today.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:32, Reply)

Clam jousting does sound exhausting

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:33, Reply)

Well, to celebrate
we all went out and got laid. But we totally didn't respect them and were just using them. All that casual sex has clearly tired us out.

Sorry, what's that Jeff? Nobody picked you? Aw. There there.
(berk, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:36, Reply)

I was at football.
If I'm allowed my role of '12th man', then I was part of a collective that scored twice.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:39, Reply)

That's a bit like saying you've had sex
but you used someone elses penis.
(berk, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:40, Reply)

And seeing as it's football
It's saying he's had gay sex.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:42, Reply)

It's a click from me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:54, Reply)

I disagree
Ironing is for confident, capable, go-getting men who don't rely on women for anything.

Or it could be because my good lady is away for a few days.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:35, Reply)