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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm starting to panic now!12 mins without a post on here?? Eeek!
Quick, tell me what you are up to this evening?
ALT Q:
Or don't - up to you
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:19,
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latest was 15 years ago)
Might go to the pub to watch the Spurs match.But I might not.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:23,
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Stallone saves the day doesn't he?With some climbing and a fight.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:24,
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I believe a helicopter is also involved(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:25,
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:)I was listening to Black Grape earlier.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:37,
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I felt a bit cheated as they'd said on the news that today was Ash wednesday and then they play Black Grape.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:57,
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putting away laundryprobably eat some food
probably watch some tv, maybe a movie
then, take over the world
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:27,
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supposed to be working latejust been persuaded out for a late dinner with a colleague who is also working late.
this improves it but not by much.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:27,
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In between ferrying my children from A to B, and indeed from B back to AI shall be tackling the mountain of ironing that festoons my dining room.
Bet you wish you'd never asked now.
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This actually makes me feel betterso I am glad, thanks!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:31,
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Happy to helpI'll probably be helping one or other with maths homework as well. Is that the kind of thing you're after?
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Ironing is for women/cleaners/dry cleanersMTFU
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:31,
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It was international women's day yesterday, so they are probably all a bit tired today.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:32,
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Well, to celebratewe all went out and got laid. But we totally didn't respect them and were just using them. All that casual sex has clearly tired us out.
Sorry, what's that Jeff? Nobody picked you? Aw. There there.
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I was at football.If I'm allowed my role of '12th man', then I was part of a collective that scored twice.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:39,
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That's a bit like saying you've had sexbut you used someone elses penis.
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And seeing as it's footballIt's saying he's had gay sex.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:42,
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I disagreeIroning is for confident, capable, go-getting men who don't rely on women for anything.
Or it could be because my good lady is away for a few days.
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Babysittingand possibly a guilt-run as I have absolutely stuffed my face with all manner of unhealthy things since friday and I feel a bit bleugh for it.
I'm so rock n roll!
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I'm doing a BIG SHOP at Sainsbury'sWeirdly I actually enjoy food shopping so this is not all bda.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:32,
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I quite enjoy food shopping as wellbut it's a really bad idea to go when you're hungry.
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Cleaning, tidying, studying, jogging, trying to cheer Ms Foxtrot up about our dead ratI'll be glad to get back here tomorrow morning, in conclusion
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I did my running at lunchtime, 5k 24:47I was quite pleased with myself, but since then i have had much cake
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:34,
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Good going mateThat's just over 8 minutes a mile, if my maths is right. Impressive
*resolves to run 5k in 24:46 tonight*
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I want to do a 10k in 50 mins - unfortunately the second 5 tends to be slower!(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:47,
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Oh I knowI've never quite managed that, I think my best time over 10k was about 55 minutes, and I was chuffed with that!
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1:04 :(you are both probably a foot taller than me though, and I have absurdly short legs.
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He might beI'm not. 1.04 is still a decent time though, that's roughly Ms Foxtrot's best time and she doesn't have the excuse of shortness
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56" is my PB, so got a way to go...Last 10k I ran i was overtaken by a heavily preganant woman on the finishing straight, I can only assume she was a profesional.
Oh and I'm 6'2" which is cheating really
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:09,
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Similarly, when we did our sponsored 10k run in London last summerwe were overtaken by a man in a suit and three army types carrying rucksacks of sufficient size to contain a hacked-up corpse
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*coughs* Raiding in WoW tonight (
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:41,
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Keep an eye out for those pesky Barbeques!(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:42,
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Yeah...They do exist in game, but I doubt my char will hurt himself running into one.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:43,
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I can play some rock n roll while raiding if you like(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:44,
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That's tomorrow night(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:46,
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Total change of subjectI know you'll be in Japan, but Taktical Sekt and (drum roll) VNV Nation have been confirmed for InFest
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Yep, I got the emailNot heard TS in a while, but the last VNV album was alright. More of the same really.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:47,
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Fair commentWith the exception of "From My Hands", which was astonishingly good. I personally am very happy with more of the same and bloody delighted to be going to see them again.
As long as I remember to buy a ticket. I do tend to just assume I'm going and leave it absurdly late.
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That is a lovely songThough I prefer the FuturePerfect album
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:56,
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That's a funny oneThere are some stinkers on there and some absolute blinders. Empires is my personal favourite (obvious choice is obvious)
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My latest message to someone on OKCupid.Aliens definitely exist, I've got no doubt about that, there are billions of stars, some with 100s of planets. it's a bit arrogant to think that this planet is the only one that can support life, or maybe it's wishful thinking otherwise; that we're not alone. I was watching a documentary called X-Files quite a bit in my youth, it was about these two FBI agents (Mulder and Skully) who were working on a secret branch of the FBI to document paranormal activities. It was very good up until the point Mulder got kidnapped by the aliens for the second time or soo. They documented so many strange things in a report for the president, but the scariest one was of a ghost of an alien. I'm not entirely sure how they got the camera crew onto the spaceships, but they never got in the way of what was happening. Some people say that simply by observing something you change it, and I don't believe everything I see on TV (such as that Jeremy Kyle show, it's so unrealistic).
Anyway, it would be ace if you could prove to me that OkCupid's messaging system works by replying back to me sometime soon, as you seem pretty cool, and it would totally make my day =)
Cheers
Paul.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:43,
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She said she believes in aliens(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:55,
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I think it's fabulous, as it may come off differently, I'm genuinely chuffed I hope she responds!
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:59,
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£375, includes a case, wire to hook it up to the telly and all the boxes'n'stuff. It's got normal wear'n'tear, but has always had a screen protector and been in a case.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:57,
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Going to the magnificent Tay Do restaurant in Hoxtonfor Lusty's 25th birthday dinner with her family.
It's bring your own booze: I have a gorgeous Argentinian Malbec to drink so it's going to be a good one. I shall have Chilli Squid followed by Char-Grilled Pork with Vermicelli, then a massive wank.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:44,
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I know there are other kinds, but to be honest I am in no hurry to try them.The trusty LPW has never let me down yet.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:46,
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I SEE YOUR EDITyou can't take this away from me!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:48,
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Way to ingratiate yourself with the parentsAlso; 'goping' you dyslexic fucktard
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:46,
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I'd corrected that before you could tap in your reply using your head-wandyou fucking cystic fibrosis cunt.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:48,
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*GLESS*And I claim my finger pointer?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:51,
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*bangs head on desk repeatedly*I was going to have an early night. Instead i think I may get horrifically drunk, watch masterchef and probably end stuffing my face with calories
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:48,
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try melting some cheese onto your caloriesAnyway doesn't that finish at 10? Hardly late
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:50,
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I am fookedso may do the same
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:51,
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I'm considering a recipe at the minute, what you think?It's going to be a chilli, but rather than mince, I'm going to use cumberland sausage and bacon, make it very strong and quite spicy, add chopped up, pre-grilled Black Pudding, and serve all it on either hash browns or waffles, and possibly a fried egg on top.
Yes, I'm aware this will undoubtedly be declared a 'Northern Dish', and thus shit. However, I think it could be worth a go. Any suggestions?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:52,
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chilli + sausage + bacon + black pudding + egg = win(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:53,
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You should give it a goSee if you can become spherical before your heart packs in.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:53,
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It's going to be a hangover dish, methinksBetween about 5 of us. So don't worry, you're still the fattest here.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:09,
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Yeah, pretty sure there's plenty of evidence to prove you're fatter than meBut if you're cool with that then I won't judge.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:11,
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Aye, not been any decent new pics of me in a while...But yes, I'm fine with that
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:11,
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Same, the hat one's comedy though.(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:12,
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The last one I posted on my FB(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:14,
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The last one I remember is the Terminator one...EDIT: Fuck, sorry, just realised which one you meant!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:17,
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The one I made you?It's the last pic I'm tagged in.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:18,
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DG put that hat on meI had drank enough gin to think it looked alright.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:20,
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SorryDon't wanna put it on here.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:14,
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It's just me in a Man From Del Monte hat(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:19,
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Oh I thought it was of AASaw pics of you at Oxbash I think so less interesting
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:22,
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Cheers, I think...(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:25,
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It soundsdeliciously Northern and I for one commend your imagination.
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Sounds like a shit breakfast with tabasco rather than HP sauce.You just need to add a few mushrooms and a bit of fried bread into the pot, then it'll be perfect.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:54,
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Yeah and why not pour a mug of fucking tea into it and all?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:55,
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That'll work.As you probably call your evening meal 'tea'
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:58,
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\YEAH/AND I bet he has to go outside to get to his lavatory.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:10,
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He had a fire in the toilet.But it didn't spread up the garden to the house.
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Chilli sauce in bacon sandwiches is the bomb, thank you very much.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:04,
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I've never been able to do fried bread at home without it being shitSo that's a no.
However, mushrooms will be in it
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:09,
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Yes, I suggest that you FUCK OFF.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:55,
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so it's a fried breakfast with added chilli?(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:55,
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indeed, however it's not a chilli then?(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:58,
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I bet you eat "tea" instead of supperEDIT: You cunt
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:02,
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Tea and supper are entirely different things(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:08,
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Needs some baked beans for authentic breakfast feeling.(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:14,
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I'd considered them, but that's all a bit too much of a cowboy casserole feel.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:15,
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Just a puddle on the edge of the plate,not a whole tin.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:17,
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Maybe so, I shall keep it in consideration...(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:20,
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It sounds nothing like a Chilli, but I'm sure it'll be nice.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:25,
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I literally mean a chilli, only ingredient in the chilli that is changing from a basic one is the meatAnd it's being served with something else
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:30,
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I'm thinking of making a lasagnebut instead of mince was thinking of using slices of ham, and I'm not really keen on pasta and sauce so might use some bread instead, also would it be "kerrrazzzy" of me to change the cheese sauce for some butter as I don't really like cheese. Nom Nom lasagne.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:01,
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:03,
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Thought it was a rather crusty joke, if I'm honest.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:10,
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I know.who the hell puts butter on a ham sandwich
yuck
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:11,
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I put left over mustard and cheese sauce with leeks and peas in my Ham sandwich todayIt was quite possibly the greatest sandwich ever made
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:12,
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You God-cursed freak.That's fucking revolting.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:14,
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It was amazingimagine a nice bit of gammon with a cheese sauce, now make it portable
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:15,
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Now add PEAS and LEEKSthen put it in a fucking sandwich?
No thanks 'Heston', you crippled Cambodian with bilharzia.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:18,
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Leeks in a cheese sauce is a classic, in truth the peas were only there as I made too much sauce(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:23,
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Not me personallyThat would be a pot / kettle situation.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:16,
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see, I think it's strange to put butter on a sandwich, unless it's butter and jelly [jam, whatever you lot call it](
Lisette von Falcon, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:23,
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bread is too dry otherwiseTo be fair most people would use some sort of margerine these days
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:25,
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to be fair EWthere are a shit ton of other condiments you could use other than butter
I would use miracle whip or mustard.
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:30,
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I don't want to know about your 'miracle whip' thanks very much.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:34,
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I misread that and thought you were planning on replacing the pasta sheets with hamit was when I got to the bread part that I started to think something wasn't right.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:10,
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I need to get out of bed, that's what.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:12,
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I went to a lecture, came back, fell back asleep.I have nothing to do with my life and I was tired.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:15,
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Have gin-fuelled wank in the frozen section of your nearest Asda, then.DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR DAY.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:21,
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Ewww!...Asda?I refuse to drunkenly masterbate in anything less than Sainsburys
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:25,
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I have no idea what that is.Masturbating, however...
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:30,
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I'll look out for you on the news(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:31,
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*Ponders*I wonder if you get Nectar points for that?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:33,
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Oh noes, I dun a rong(
Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:32,
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Then clean it upand apologise to the cashier
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:34,
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You're not the boss of me*meekly does what is told*
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:46,
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I don't recall them ever suggesting that on 'Why Don't You?'It must have been one of the weeks when it was presented by by kids in the North as I could never understand a word they said.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:25,
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Cookingsomething with a chicken breast and 3 cheeses and some pancetta and I imagine I should involve vegetables at some point if only to avoid scurvy.
Other than that not much.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:22,
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