Because oi talk loik a faaarmer, people think oim slow
I don't really talk like a farmer
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:17, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

No wonder
you're actually a farm-hand
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:19, Reply)

I'm not a pheasant plucker
I'm a pheasant pluckers son
I'm only plucking pheasants
'till the pheasant plucker comes

(say that quickly while drunk for HILARIOUS results*)


*results may not be hilarious, they may be mildly amusing at best
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:24, Reply)

Not even that. Sorry.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:26, Reply)

Why you gotta bust balls?

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:27, Reply)

I beg your pardon, old boy?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:31, Reply)

Just trying out some gangsta vocab
fo shizzle
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:33, Reply)

And how is that working out for you?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:36, Reply)

Not great Monty
i'd better chickety-check myself before I rickety-reck myself
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:39, Reply)

bust +suck
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:36, Reply)

I think I can see the cunning trap within the lyrics
that leads to the hilarious consequences. Subtle, though it is.
( Kroney, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:27, Reply)

Ah, I see you've played "pheasant plucker" before
*nods*
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:28, Reply)

I have not
I have played a game from the same stable, though. You might not get it out in the Rural. It's called Fuzzy Duck.
( Kroney, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:38, Reply)