Alright drunkenbum
nowt much. Did they win? (not that I know or care who was playing, I just assumed you've been at the pub watching football: it's a safe guess)
(berk, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 21:56, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

You guess well.
Spurs went through on aggregate, that isn't to say that the played on stones and shingles, but that that were already 1-0 after the first game.

What have you done this evening berk?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 21:58, Reply)

Spurs?
is that Tottenham? And is aggregate that thing where they get bonus points for getting an away goal or something? (again, not that I really care)
I have babysat, which was frankly a fucking nightmare, eaten leftover pancakes and done some much-needed chilling out in bed with a book.
(berk, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 22:00, Reply)

Yes berk, it's all about the bonus points.
What was wrong with babysitting this evening?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 22:01, Reply)

Overtired and so whingy I nearly completely lost it and screamed at them both
they were so awful their mum told me to go home. I did manage to get them both in to bed in the end: bribery works wonders on small children. I had a blinding headache from all the crying/screaming etc but I've forced it in to submission with judicious application of leftover pancake and ice cream.
(berk, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 22:06, Reply)

I'm overtired and whingy. What do I need to bribe myself with so I don't start screaming?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 22:08, Reply)

a wank.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 9 Mar 2011, 22:09, Reply)

+ using a can of pedigree chum as a fleshlight.

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 22:12, Reply)

You both disgust me.
(Good answers)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 22:13, Reply)

What Poppet says
I'm certainly not going to bath you or read you a bedtime story.
(berk, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 22:12, Reply)

Glad to hear it.
Freak.

What ice-cream did you have?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 22:14, Reply)

Hey woah what?
why am I a freak? Bath and bedtime story are activities of choice for overtired and whingy children. You said you were overtired and whingy. I said I wasn't going to do the aforementioned because you're OLD. So not only would it be weird, it also probably wouldn't work.

Banana custard. Nom. I am beginning to regret asking for an ice cream maker for christmas - I'm clearly going to end up the size of a house. Again.
(berk, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 22:20, Reply)

Freak, for even having the suggestion.
On the plus side, if you make too much ice-cream, it will freeze.

*Nods wisely*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 22:21, Reply)

I can't believe you called me a freak
*sulks*
(berk, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 22:28, Reply)

ah go on!

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 22:20, Reply)

hahahahahahahaha
I'm pissing myself laughing.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 22:21, Reply)

I have said it before; doubtless I will say it again
I have never watched an episode of Father Ted.
(berk, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 22:21, Reply)

Why not?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 22:22, Reply)

Just haven't *shrugs*
It was the same guy as wrote Black Books though, and I love that, so I should probably check it out.
(berk, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 22:27, Reply)

Father Ted is funny as you like.
And today is a good day to start watching it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 22:29, Reply)

Eeehh
I can't really be bothered right now to be honest. Fish me out a link to your favourite episode and I'll watch it tomorrow.
(berk, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 22:35, Reply)

Start at the beginning and watch them all.
Failing that, either Speed 3 or Song for Europe.

(I'm not going to find you a link, as you never watched the BBC4 stuff I linked for you).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 22:38, Reply)

I did!
It had gone off iplayer so I watched it on youtube. I valued your opinion enough to go and find it for myself AND I watched it, SO THERE.
(berk, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 22:39, Reply)

*V sign*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 22:41, Reply)

You're being really mean this evening
*pouts*
(berk, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 22:43, Reply)

I told you.
I'm tired.

I've hardly slept in the last 5 days.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 22:45, Reply)

*there there*
although I fail to see how this is my fault if I've not even kept you up talking til silly o clock...
(berk, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 22:47, Reply)

It's not your fault.
I'm just not sleeping at the moment and it is making me grumpy.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 22:59, Reply)

You're always grumpy
how am I to tell the difference?
(berk, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 23:02, Reply)

Because this time, I'm tired and grumpy?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 23:03, Reply)

Again: aren't you usually?

(berk, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 23:04, Reply)

I'm not usually tired.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 23:07, Reply)

Go to bed then you pranny :)

(berk, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 23:08, Reply)

I will do at 12.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 23:10, Reply)