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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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She a girl so doesn't really "need" schooling anyway
Just get her to marry someone rich, job done.
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 14:25, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
You not burnt to death yet?

(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 14:26, Reply)
As I said, fireproof beekeeping suit!
With inbuilt respatory suystem
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 14:27, Reply)
It's cool, I have some marshmallows left and I was wondering what to do with them.

(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 14:27, Reply)
Can I have one?
Did you make them yourself at home or buy them from the shops with your House Keeping money?
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 14:29, Reply)
The marshmallows are a lie.
I don't even eat marshmallows, but I wanted something to toast.
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 14:32, Reply)
What do you put in a toaster?

(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 14:33, Reply)
Well, bread
But toast made on shed-fires never tastes quite right.
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 14:35, Reply)
oooh, you saw through my trick!

(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 14:43, Reply)
It's almost as if I have a brain!

(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 14:51, Reply)
ALMOST!

(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 15:01, Reply)
Yeah that worked brilliantly for her mum

(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 14:27, Reply)
Well she married an impoverished old git - not the best idea

(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 14:29, Reply)
Were they actually married?
I'm asking, I actually don't know. Very difficult to imagine Monty suited and booted at the top of a church isle, smiling gleefully as the Mentalex makes her mong-eyed way towards him, tripping over pews on her way and likely asking him for money halfway through the vows
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 14:34, Reply)
this
I wonder how early you can sign her up for My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 14:27, Reply)

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