You're not from Manchester!
It wasn't Northern Monkey I was worried about catching, my Dad is a Yorkshireman. It was Manc-specific Monkey.

Lots of monkeys in Manchester.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 15:49, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

That wasn't it!
*pouts and sulks*
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 10 Mar 2011, 15:50, Reply)

Oh yeah
Alt: The very bestest part of my year will be InFest in Bradford August Bank Holiday weekend. I am planning to get fucked up in the company of the charming and highly attractive BelladonnaAnodyne.

Is that better?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 15:52, Reply)

Thank you.
I think I have a problem anyway Darth. I got a stupidly oversized bag to pack for tomorrow, and used all my Tetris abilities to squeeze everything I want to take in. So phenomenal, in fact, were my packing abilities, I even had a teeny bit of space left over. So I packed 3 more tops. Am I going to look like a mental?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 10 Mar 2011, 15:56, Reply)

The very first thing he's going to think is
"Christ! She's actually moving in! What the fuck kind of possessive mentalist is she?"

Once you disavow him of this notion and assure him that you're going back to Bradford after a few days of fun and fornication, the truth - "I cannot leave home without enough clothing and footwear to keep a branch of Oxfam in business for a month" - will be positively palatable in comparison
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 16:02, Reply)

I think selling all my stuff might actually solve world hunger.
I'm not going to do it though, I like my stuff.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 10 Mar 2011, 16:04, Reply)

Damn right
No-one YOU know is starving
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 16:08, Reply)

I just think
I would have to sell *all* my stuff to solve world hunger. Someone with a bit more money could do it much easier. So why should I?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 10 Mar 2011, 16:09, Reply)

That Obama bloke can't possibly need ALL those missiles

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 16:12, Reply)

I no, rite?
But just thinking, right, why are we paying £20-40 million for two chinless oiks to get hitched when the money could obviously be used more effectively to stop people in this country starving?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 10 Mar 2011, 16:15, Reply)

Er, day off
Case closed
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 16:18, Reply)

I don't get a day off.
They can go fuck themselves.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 10 Mar 2011, 16:19, Reply)

Oh that's bang out of order
*loads trebuchet with early birthday rpesent*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 16:23, Reply)