I'm sickened and disappointed
that you think I'd ever - EVER! - use txt spk.
(berk, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 22:02, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I don't know how the youth of today speak.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 22:03, Reply)

When have I ever given you occasion to think
that I might text like that, though? I don't even text like that when I'm drunk, and you know it.
(berk, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 22:06, Reply)

Maybe you're trying to impress him by being down with the kids?
Either way, without his number, you can't text him anyway.

So get his number.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 22:08, Reply)

1) he's older than me
2) I don't think I could bear to date someone who actually used text speak to any degree because I would want to take their phone and hammer out their eyeballs with it.
(berk, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 22:11, Reply)

That seems fair enough.
So, all that remains is getting his number then.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 22:17, Reply)

*sigh*

s'pose so.
(berk, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 22:18, Reply)

Why not try and find him on FaceSpace?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 22:19, Reply)

I have to admit
I have facestalked him a teeny tiny bit. But I can't just add him out of the blue, that'd be weird.
(berk, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 22:22, Reply)

When you say 'teeny tiny bit'
What you mean is 'I've Facestalked him'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 22:24, Reply)

Well I found him and had a look at his profile pictures once
I would say that qualifies as a teeny tiny bit. It's not like I'm on there every day or owt, wistfully peering at his photo.
(berk, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 22:26, Reply)

I'll bet you've set it as your wallpaper.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 22:27, Reply)

No.
Again, that would be weird.
(berk, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 22:29, Reply)