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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Anyone around?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 20:54, 186 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Oh man, Milka chocolate

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 20:57, Reply)
I've not had Milka for yonks.
Do they still do the one with the Rice Crispies in it?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 20:58, Reply)
Dunno, I like Milka Creme best.
Happy Cows is ok too.
I make chocolate with Rice Krispies in.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:02, Reply)
I've not had chocolate in ages.
*Wants chocolate*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:03, Reply)
I had to give in.
Did hard work getting my food shopping and walking home a mile uphill.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:05, Reply)
Somebody brought some Milka into work last week
3 huge bars, two basic and one crunchy.

Very enjoyable.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:35, Reply)
Fuck off!
It was nice and quiet until you SPOILEDIT!
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 10 Mar 2011, 20:57, Reply)
Sorry.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 20:58, Reply)
Doesn't matter. I'm awake now you bastard.
I might have to talk to the wife now. *Grumps*.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:06, Reply)
Certainly am
Need to pack for trip north though. Been meaning to do it for hours.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 20:58, Reply)
How long are you going for?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 20:59, Reply)
Just until Tuesday
But coming back down with my drums. Woo!
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:19, Reply)
I'll bet your neighbours can't WAIT for that.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:29, Reply)
alright jeff?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:00, Reply)
I'm alright K, are you alright?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:00, Reply)
I'm ok

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:02, Reply)
How is the mutt?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:04, Reply)
sick
she's got the runs and a growling tummy and she has a sad
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:11, Reply)
St Francis will fix her

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:13, Reply)
How do I tell him she's broken?
I'm not even Catholic.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:17, Reply)
Just ask him to fix her, in your head.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:21, Reply)
+ if that doesn't work. Try a vet.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:24, Reply)
HA, I'd rather take my chances by praying, the last $400 spent at the vet was spent by them telling me she was fine

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:30, Reply)
If Echo has a moody-belly then I'd suggest a diet of dry food for a few days.
And then maybe scrambled eggs or boiled rice in with it to build her strength back up a bit until she seems better.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:43, Reply)
She only eats dry food.
I've no idea why she's suddenly got the shits, but I'm trying to wean her onto adult food since it's less fatty.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:46, Reply)
yes and I'm chock full of sugar!
wooooohoooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:03, Reply)
How did you get your sugar?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:04, Reply)
via ice cream and toffee sauce
pancakes :D
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:05, Reply)
Pancakes and ice-cream?
That sounds wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:08, Reply)
nope it's sooo soooo
right
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:09, Reply)
oh yeah
waffles and ice cream are the bizznass too
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:12, Reply)
It really isn't
I had pancakes and banana custard ice cream with a drizzle of nutella last night. It was damn fine.
(berk, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:23, Reply)
Like a doughnut?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:06, Reply)
I would like a doughnut. Are you offering doughnuts?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:08, Reply)
No.
It's a sister thing. We say, see you round like a doughnut instead of goodbye.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:11, Reply)
It isn't a sister thing. It's a mental health issue.
Try www.sane.org.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:24, Reply)
There's a difference between being mental and being daft.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:28, Reply)
I'm daft, you're mental?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:29, Reply)
I must be mental to be married to you.
Even if it's only on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:31, Reply)
*Meh*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:38, Reply)
Oh dear, the cracks appear.
Leave him Blousie, he ain't worth it.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:51, Reply)
you just want her for yourself

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:58, Reply)
*Patently translucent move is limpid.*
Damn. Rumbled. Pesky kid.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 10 Mar 2011, 22:37, Reply)
more sugar would make me
bounce off the walls then pop. I'm not far off now
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:09, Reply)
you need a coffee
gwan!
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:11, Reply)
got tea to kind of round it out
me on coffee is not a sensible thing, especially without some kind of outlet for all the energy
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:14, Reply)
You could go to the gym and run off your sugary-buzz?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:30, Reply)
already been
I swam 1km, then sat in a jacuzzi for a while and managed 2 whole minutes in the steam room. I am hardcore!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:31, Reply)
Hardcore?
That just sounds like an expensive car-wash.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:34, Reply)
I was going to make a joke about getting waxed
but then I realised tha tpeople sometimes do
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:36, Reply)
*Does a Michael Jackson impression*
Chamois!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:39, Reply)
Lay it awn meeee, aw-riiiiight

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:49, Reply)
Yeah
debating the merits of pizza
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:13, Reply)
Pizza
Is always a good thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:14, Reply)
DO IT!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:15, Reply)
Excellent idea.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:24, Reply)
pizza or Indian food?
both of them deliver
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:25, Reply)
Tandoori chicken pizza?

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:26, Reply)
Good argument
the thing is about pizza, is the best price is generally for a medium one, but I'm not in the mood for company and if I ate a whole pizza I would burst.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:27, Reply)
cold breakfast pizza
a great start to the day
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:29, Reply)
Have half or maybe a little more, then the rest hot or cold for lunch tomorrow
I get the "buy one, get one half price" offer and have half of each, then have the other halves the next day. Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:37, Reply)
pizza it is!
Delicious yummy pizza hopefully here at half ten
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:49, Reply)
Indian.
ALWAYS Indian.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:30, Reply)
Unless it's pizza, knob'edd

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:41, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:42, Reply)
I like pizza.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:44, Reply)
What is your favourite topping and base combo?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:54, Reply)
Pepperoni, thin.
Or good old margherita, or maybe some kind of vegetable and goats cheese shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 22:02, Reply)
You mixin' that shit up there!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 22:05, Reply)
My pizza is here
I'm almost already full
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 22:28, Reply)
Just got in
Went to dinner with sister after ridiculously late lecture, and she gave me a present from home. It was amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:13, Reply)
what was it?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:15, Reply)
Not pancakes :(

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:24, Reply)
awww
I'm sure eye shadow is nice, too
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:27, Reply)
What was it?
/curious
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:15, Reply)
I think it's this one
www.maccosmetics.co.uk/product/spp.tmpl?CATEGORY_ID=CAT21850&PRODUCT_ID=PROD90199

(Sea and Sky)
It's beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:23, Reply)
That was really nice of her :)

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:24, Reply)
Nah, it was from my dad.
He's so good with choosing colours. He's got me the Odd Couple and the Fresh Green Mix on there, too.

I want the Wonder Woman lipstick. I have one of the shades already (Russian Red) but I want it in WW packaging damn it!
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:25, Reply)
FIFTEEN QUID!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:31, Reply)
Lasts for fucking ages.
Never yet got to the end of a MAC thing. Apart from one thing of foundation. And that took me about 2 years.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:32, Reply)
READS:
Never got to the end of a MAC product, except that time when I did get to the end of a MAC product.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:35, Reply)
It is very pretty though
and I'm sure you've spent more on presents for a woman.
(berk, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:41, Reply)
Hahahahaha!
*dies laughing*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:43, Reply)
You know me so well.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:44, Reply)
You don't agree to marry a man off the internet without knowing how the wind blows first.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:45, Reply)
I can tell you that when it blows, it fills the room with essence of despair.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:49, Reply)
Are you like my grandpa?
He bought Nana a STEPLADDER once.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:45, Reply)
Did Nana not get on with her REAL-ladder?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:48, Reply)
Cue my time to go to bed.
Goodnight.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:49, Reply)
Night Blousie.
I'll be up in a bit, I'll put the cat out.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:50, Reply)
I'll be asleep.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:50, Reply)
neet

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:50, Reply)
Harry Hill lolz

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:50, Reply)
Did you ever see Harry Hill do 'blame in on the badgers'
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvVsAGf0DPk
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:51, Reply)
I did now!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:53, Reply)
Yes
Currently a mixture of cheerful from splitting a poker tournament five ways for £190 last night and grumpy because I want pizza and I don't have any.
(I helped save b3ta! Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:14, Reply)
you want PANCAKES!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:16, Reply)
All is right with the world
I'm off to get pizza.
(I helped save b3ta! Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:37, Reply)
trying to wake up properly.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:16, Reply)
the answer is PANCAKSE!!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:20, Reply)
or maybe a shower first.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:28, Reply)
Me!
just back from tennis.
(berk, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:21, Reply)
Did you ask the coach out for a drink?
(Or offer him PANCAKES)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:22, Reply)
No.
I did seriously consider it, honest...for about 5 seconds.
(berk, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:24, Reply)
do it do it do it

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:24, Reply)
So why didn't you?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:25, Reply)
Because I'm a coward, alright?
I find the whole 'asking out' business terrifying.
(berk, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:29, Reply)
I've never asked anyone out in my life.
Truefact!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:30, Reply)
You don't need to Blousie 'cos you're SUPER AWESOME.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:33, Reply)
*pins I was a good boy today badge on Jeff*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:34, Reply)
Mind yourself with that pin though, I bleed easily.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:36, Reply)
that sounds like an invitation

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:37, Reply)
Crunchy! you know me too well.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:38, Reply)
Ow! Gerroff.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:39, Reply)
I don't think I have either.
I've also had more drinks bought for me than I've bought drinks for girls. Had another one bought for me on Monday, so I must be doing something right.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:40, Reply)
I don't think stealing their purse and getting a round in counts.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:42, Reply)
hahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:45, Reply)
You could announced 'new balls please'
And then made a racquet with him.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:33, Reply)
I did play some awesome tennis tonight as it happens
I got really competitive and kicked arse. I don't usually.
(berk, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:39, Reply)
Why not get over your massive failure to ask out Tennis Coach
and watch some Father Ted?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:41, Reply)
Stop trying to guilt trip me for not asking him!
it's working. Shut up.
(berk, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:44, Reply)
Seriously, Father Ted.
It's funny, watch it.

It'll take your mind off your failure to ask out tennis-bloke, watching a collection of single, celibate priests
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:45, Reply)
No. I'm going to listen to Pulp and read my book
and stop talking to you because you're making me feel horribly regretful and guilty.
I can't even say 'oh yeah, well, I'll totally ask him next week' because I know I bloody well won't.
(berk, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:51, Reply)
Sorry.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:52, Reply)
I bet you're not :P

(berk, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:54, Reply)
I bet you're not either.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:56, Reply)
I'm not what?

(berk, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:58, Reply)
Not, not talking to me!
And I was right!

*BEAMS!*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 22:01, Reply)
Meh, smartypants.

(berk, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 22:03, Reply)
Text him for some spurious reason

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:57, Reply)
Don't have his number
I'm too chicken-shit even to ask for that.
(berk, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:57, Reply)
You need an excuse.
It's well easier to chat someone up by email/text.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 22:00, Reply)
It is, you're right
*plots*
(berk, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 22:05, Reply)
(Once you get his number) Text him the following.
'Dreamy Coach, I luv you. I'd give you hand relief but I'm suffering with tennis elbow LOL*'

He'll be like putty.

*Sorry, I don't know how to write a full text message in that weird language the kids use.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 22:00, Reply)
I'm sickened and disappointed
that you think I'd ever - EVER! - use txt spk.
(berk, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 22:02, Reply)
I don't know how the youth of today speak.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 22:03, Reply)
When have I ever given you occasion to think
that I might text like that, though? I don't even text like that when I'm drunk, and you know it.
(berk, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 22:06, Reply)
Maybe you're trying to impress him by being down with the kids?
Either way, without his number, you can't text him anyway.

So get his number.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 22:08, Reply)
1) he's older than me
2) I don't think I could bear to date someone who actually used text speak to any degree because I would want to take their phone and hammer out their eyeballs with it.
(berk, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 22:11, Reply)
That seems fair enough.
So, all that remains is getting his number then.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 22:17, Reply)
*sigh*

s'pose so.
(berk, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 22:18, Reply)
Why not try and find him on FaceSpace?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 22:19, Reply)
I have to admit
I have facestalked him a teeny tiny bit. But I can't just add him out of the blue, that'd be weird.
(berk, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 22:22, Reply)
When you say 'teeny tiny bit'
What you mean is 'I've Facestalked him'.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 22:24, Reply)
Well I found him and had a look at his profile pictures once
I would say that qualifies as a teeny tiny bit. It's not like I'm on there every day or owt, wistfully peering at his photo.
(berk, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 22:26, Reply)
I'll bet you've set it as your wallpaper.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 22:27, Reply)
No.
Again, that would be weird.
(berk, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 22:29, Reply)
PANCAKES!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:22, Reply)
I think what you need is MOAR SUGAR.
amirite?
(berk, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:23, Reply)
TOTALLY!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:24, Reply)
fizzy sugar!

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:24, Reply)
sugar rush music!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHg3XBBvcjU
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:28, Reply)
I'm struggling to move.
Every time I come home I have to be dragged out of the kitchen on the first night back. So much food that isn't beans out of a tin.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:36, Reply)
Struggling to move?
Are you burried under the weight of a million jackets?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:40, Reply)
You think he's going to take stolen goods to his mums house?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:41, Reply)
I only have two to last me five days, it's gonna be a struggle.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:45, Reply)
What if you have an emergency fashion crisis?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:46, Reply)
This is a very real possibility.
So I'm going to Holborn tomorrow to buy stuff I don't need and probably don't want.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:51, Reply)
Good lad.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:51, Reply)
Bless!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:40, Reply)
How's your kid?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:42, Reply)
In my bad books.
I told him to buy me as many tickets as he could for the Arsenal game on the last day of the season, in the hope that Arsenal could still win the title, and I'd keep one for myself then sell the rest on for about £400 a piece. He forgot the absolute swine so I'm having his season ticket whether he likes it or not.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:48, Reply)
My mate can't get out of his house because of Justin Beiber

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:53, Reply)
I saw this on facebook and thought it was hilarious

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:58, Reply)
He only wants to go to the pub downstairs!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:59, Reply)
What's the story?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 22:02, Reply)
Justin Beiber is staying at the Beatles-themed swanky hotel
opposite me mate's house. He can't get out. Wall to wall teenage batter.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 22:04, Reply)
hahahaha
I've got no idea who this Beiber person is, I've heard the name but I couldn't pick him out of a line up.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 22:06, Reply)
I know him to look at.
I heard one of his songs and then forgot it.
Now say what you want but you can't forget One For Sorrow by Steps.
He's a little twat.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 22:08, Reply)
I assumed he was an actor, not a singer.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 22:10, Reply)
He's both*
* but neither. The tit.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 22:11, Reply)
Hey Roota.
The film 'Scum' is due on ITV4 in fifteen minutes, you might enjoy it from a retro-point of view.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 22:09, Reply)
I would, but I have to go sleeeeeep.
Adios.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 22:10, Reply)
ADIDAS
Is surely more appropriate?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 22:16, Reply)
wahey!
ljplus.ru/img4/e/x/extel6/110309_026.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:47, Reply)
That's just a normal Saturday night in my house.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:48, Reply)
that made me laugh more that it reasonably should have

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:50, Reply)
Pffft!

(berk, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:52, Reply)
Lighty.
Question: 'What were you searching for when you found that?'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:53, Reply)
"old lady with cock plant"

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:57, Reply)
I reckon Lighty Googled
'Can I safely pick at my green cock and balls'?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 22:02, Reply)
This!
ljplus.ru/img4/e/x/extel6/110310_018.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 22:04, Reply)
that took a while to spot

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 22:06, Reply)
I know!

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 22:24, Reply)
this'll secure some votes for GM crops

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:55, Reply)
No.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 21:52, Reply)

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