You were seeing someone just before Christmas, it isn't like you've been on the shelf for ages.
Have some fun berk.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 23:35, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

yeah, you got some more recently than me

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 23:35, Reply)

Hmm September probably
perhaps once since then.
(berk, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 23:37, Reply)

about the same for me, only none since then

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 23:37, Reply)

Oh I know
I'm like this every springtime though, it's like I only produce hormones three months a year. Except this year I have no means, well yes I do have means obviously, sort of, but yeah no means of getting any.
(berk, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 23:38, Reply)

I really don't want to know your quarterly wanking habits.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 23:39, Reply)

Did I mention them? I beleve not.
So shush.
(berk, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 23:41, Reply)

Everyone gets more action in the warmer months though.
Stands to reason.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 23:43, Reply)

Which reason is that then?
I won't. That would involve asking boys for drinks and stuff and I'm shit at that.
(berk, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 23:44, Reply)

People go out more in the summer, people also wear less.
Therefore, if you've gone out and worn a bit less, you'll be surrounded by people in a similar position and because everyone is out and drinking, there is more confidence in the air, ergo, you meet more people.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 23:46, Reply)

I note use of the word 'out'
and refer you to many, many previous posts where I have explained that I do not do the aforementioned 'out'.
(berk, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 23:50, Reply)

Well you should.
Did you apply for that other PhD in Oxford?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 23:51, Reply)

I know I 'should'
but again, many many posts explaining that I'm not very good at going out on my own, also that lone women in bars only tend to attract mentals and old men.
Yes I did. No I won't get it.
(berk, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 23:53, Reply)

Are you calling me a 'mental'?
'Cos I'll chat to anyone.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 23:54, Reply)

I would probably be quite unnerved
if you came to chat to me in a pub. Booze fumes on your breath and a slightly glazed, manic look in your eye...
(berk, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 23:56, Reply)

You wanna see what I'm like when I've been drinking!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 23:57, Reply)

Oh wait, I have.

(berk, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 23:58, Reply)

We'll park that here shall we?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 0:03, Reply)

Eh?

(berk, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 0:07, Reply)