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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Roll another fat one then and get nicely spannered.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 23:53, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
What a good idea!

(berk, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 23:55, Reply)
*BEAMS*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 23:56, Reply)
I msintain it is more fun with company though.

(berk, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 23:57, Reply)
It probably is more fun to get stoned with company than is it, being a DRUG ABUSER on your own.
But we can help you berk. We can all be your +1
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 0:02, Reply)
Pfft, don't talk to me about drugs you massive drunkard!
+1? Yeah, a bunch of intangible 0's and 1's. That makes me feel better.
(berk, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 0:07, Reply)
*There there*
How many skins do you need for the perfect joint?

Now that is a proper question.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 0:08, Reply)
I can't roll by hand
I don't smoke enough to practise. If you use a rolling mat you can't do any of that fancy multi-skin stuff.
(berk, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 0:10, Reply)
You need to use Rips papers then!
www.rips.co.uk/index.php?agree18=y#Home

YOU choose the length.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 0:13, Reply)
And they come in different flavours.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 0:13, Reply)
Like condoms.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 0:13, Reply)
But you shouldn't smoke them.
It's bad for the environment.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 0:14, Reply)
And my organs, I suspect.

(berk, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 0:15, Reply)
Thanks for that clarification.

(berk, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 0:15, Reply)
I'm like one of those 'Charley says' public information films.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 0:27, Reply)
it's how I've justified polishing off
half a bottle of red on my own :(
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 0:08, Reply)
Get the other half down you, woman.

(berk, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 0:09, Reply)
I think I should sleep soon
also more wine will mean posting worse crap
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 0:10, Reply)
+ and open the second bottle for crying out loud.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 0:10, Reply)
while I have the dating site window open? hell no

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 0:11, Reply)
What gets your attention on these dating sites?
Is it the picture or the bollocks they've bothered to write?

I'm interested.... it's for a, err, friend.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 0:17, Reply)
what they write, always

(berk, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 0:18, Reply)
Curses.
I'd fail on both counts.

Even the blind have screen-reading software these days.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 0:21, Reply)
ah so you
are thinking of signing up to one!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 0:22, Reply)
Only for a laugh, like.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 0:24, Reply)
Didn't hear back from textgirl then I take it?

(berk, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 0:27, Reply)
Well done Marple!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 0:28, Reply)
Bummer
why are people sorude?
(berk, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 0:29, Reply)
Who knows.
Never mind.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 0:31, Reply)
I'm sorry I pestered you about it
are you bothered by it, that she didn't reply? Or are you just being your usual cynical self?
(berk, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 0:35, Reply)
I'm a complete cynic.
It's a mantra for life. I never get high, and I rarely get low on life.

It works for me.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 0:36, Reply)
I think it's just us again.
gaz?
(berk, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 0:37, Reply)
Don't be bloody stupid
of course you wouldn't.
(berk, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 0:23, Reply)
mostly what they write
as long as they're not munters. Anyone who uses the term 'down-to-earth' gets sneered at by me, at least.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 0:20, Reply)
Remember this Crunchy? Do you? Do you?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5tpuCcPfGk

Because it's in my head now.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 0:22, Reply)
nope
that's your earworm alone
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 0:22, Reply)
^ thsi

(berk, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 0:24, Reply)
What happened to them eh?
One hit shit-houses thath they were.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 0:24, Reply)
Not all of us have your capacity mister.
If I drank two bottle of red wine I would likwly die. I certainly would wish I had the following morning.
(berk, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 0:12, Reply)

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