You got the London Palladium for £300?
Impressive work mate
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 10:23, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Comes with a free talkin' Tarby.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 10:24, Reply)

In your own time Jeff.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 10:25, Reply)

I thought so
I've had to have it slightly altered to fit on my finger
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 10:26, Reply)

I call bullshit
I reckon you've got fingers like the TGV

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(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 10:29, Reply)

like the TGV?
really fast?

I don't understand what you are saying here
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 10:33, Reply)

I meant as big as a train
But being a guitarist it stands to reason you do have reasonably fleet fingers. TGV may be slightly generous, unless Dumber Than Your Average Bear are a Slayer tribute band
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 10:36, Reply)

my fingers are actually quite slim
they are fairly quick, not Slayer quick though
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 10:37, Reply)

Here's a question for you, as a musician, on the subject of covers bands
There's an act called Guns 2 Roses playing Norwich soon. As a long-time G'n'R fan (no, fuck YOU. All of you) who's never seen them live, will it be even remotely worth my while?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 10:41, Reply)

could be good
I've seen a decent GNR tribute act before. It's usually the singers that let tribute acts down.

Come to think of it, I may have even seen that particular one, in which case I recommend you get drunk and go see them.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 10:50, Reply)

Good enough for me, cheers
It's at the club I DJ at which means free entry and cheap booze
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 10:54, Reply)

sounds like a no-brainer then

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 11:04, Reply)

It is now, given you fine gents' opinions
I just didn't want to turn up and witness several of my favourite songs being desecrated
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 11:07, Reply)

I've seen them as well
They're better than I thought they'd be.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 10:55, Reply)

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( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 10:36, Reply)

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( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 10:38, Reply)

I don't do this often, but have a well-deserved 9/10 sir
An 8 and a 9 in one day. Monty, your crown must be widened to fit another head

(too easy, don't bother)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 10:40, Reply)

FOILED!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 10:40, Reply)