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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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FACT-BOMBJim'll Fix It badges emit a gas that only pre-pubescent children can smell. This gas causes kids want to want to fuck aging marathon runners with a fondness for wearing gold tracksuits.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 10:34,
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latest was 15 years ago)
This is absolutely not trueMy Dad was on Jim'll Fix It and received a badge. I met Jimmy Saville on the same day and didn't even raise a semi
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He's a giver, not a takerDid A&E fix it for you afterwards?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 10:39,
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Those people are miracle workersIt turns out his spaff is golden in colour, which explains all the necklaces
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They're called 'Snickers runners' nowadays.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 10:38,
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I like thisbut am depressed by the possibility that there are people posting here who won't remember Marathons.
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It was a shit cartoonFucking tit with his blanket, a piano, a smart arse dog and a bird that speaks in apostrophies
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 11:02,
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I did an intensive 6-week training course on the language of apostrophes so I could fully understand the aforementioned comic stripIt really fills in the apparent blanks in various character arcs once you know what Woodstock's saying.
Not really, he's basically just calling Snoopy a big-eared cunt the whole time
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