Every Knight of the British realm is charged with her defence in times of crisis
Should another country attempt to invade our armed reponse will be led by Magneto from X-Men and Steve Redgrave
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 10:50, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

half of our knights are benders
of the camp variety. they'll be no good at fighting
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 10:52, Reply)

Redgrave could be good in a naval battle though

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 10:53, Reply)

Which is exactly why I picked him
How many gay Knights do we have? McKellen obviously, I'm having a total mind-blank. I don't think Chris Hoy's a bumder, he's Scottish. They don't have gays, do they?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 10:57, Reply)

The correct term is McBummer

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 10:57, Reply)

Errr - Jimmy Somerville?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 10:58, Reply)

aka 'Bummerville'
(c)my brother, 1984
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 10:59, Reply)

hahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 11:00, Reply)

Also Alan Cumming (surely?)
and Frankie Boyle, by the principle of "protests too much"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 11:03, Reply)

Elton John is a Sir isn't he?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 11:00, Reply)

Good point
I'm sure you're right about there being others, I just can't think of them
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 11:03, Reply)

As you don't have eyes in the back of your head

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 11:04, Reply)

7/10
On another day this could have been an 8 but you've set the bar very high
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 11:12, Reply)

someone and Justin?
Those interior design ones?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 11:06, Reply)

I don't think you can count personal acquaintances
especially if they were straight before you hired them
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 11:15, Reply)