I like this
and as Ms Foxtrot has made me promise to outlive her, I look forward to putting it into practice
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 11:40, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Seriously?
Erm...that's a little morbid, isn't it?
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 11:41, Reply)

Absolutely
She's been vegetarian since she was 10, she'll be nutritious and delicious.

I assume you mean the outliving thing - and yes, seriously. It's quite sweet if you think about it, although it does leave me with the problem of how to outlive a woman three years younger than me with a much healthier diet and a history less frequently populated by alcohol, cigarettes and massive drugs
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 11:46, Reply)

Mummification

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 11:48, Reply)

mu no
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 11:56, Reply)

I like this

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 11:56, Reply)

kill her now
then you fulfill your promise and not have to compromise your desire for an "alternative" lifestyle
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 11:50, Reply)

This is a beautifully simple and effective solution
However there is one significant drawback; I am highly unlikely to find two women that attractive who are prepared to fuck me in one lifetime. I'll just wait til her looks go
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 11:53, Reply)

+ and get back to the blokes again

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 11:56, Reply)

you could go the chompy route

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 12:02, Reply)

What's he done now?

( Cawl, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 12:04, Reply)

What's Who has
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 12:05, Reply)

So that's why Charlie Sheen's gone mental?

( Cawl, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 12:05, Reply)

I think Charlie Sheen is a b3tan
If not, he should be
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 12:07, Reply)

rape

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 12:05, Reply)

Milton Keynes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 12:06, Reply)

are we playing Mallet's Mallet?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 12:07, Reply)

Haha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 12:07, Reply)