I walk a lot, right,
and two things about this annoy me. Other pedestrians, and cars. I fucking hate not being able to cross the road whenever the fuck I want, especially since my road is quite literally MY road in name as well as principle. I also strongly feel that anyone using a pavement should either walk more quickly than me, although a similar pace is acceptable if they have a nice arse, or get the fuck out of my way, wearing an apologetic look as I breeze past.

Don't get me started on any of the following;

Old people
Single mothers with fuck-off pushchairs
Chubsters
Anyone who thinks my bit of pavement is fair game to meander along two abreast hand in hand, drinking in the beautiful sunny weather and refreshing spring air, romantically enjoying the company of your significant other. There's plenty of other pavement for that. Get the fuck out of my way.

Alt: Fartboxing. It's like beatboxing, but with farting.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 14:08, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

You live on Fruit Avenue?

( Kroney, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 14:13, Reply)

v k on it up
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 14:16, Reply)

That took me an embarrassing amount of time
to work out.
( Kroney, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 14:17, Reply)

7/10
Definitely one of your better efforts
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 14:18, Reply)

I've decided to raise my game

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 14:19, Reply)

Two can play at that game
raise my go on the
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 14:20, Reply)

Nice one 'Bobby Brown (hatter)'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 14:22, Reply)

I'm biased by my 10-year-old self's love of Bobby Brown's "My Prerogative"
but 8/10. And a click
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 14:26, Reply)

I have the 12" of that for some odd reason.
But then I also have a 45 of 'Rock the Boat' by Forrest, and loads of goth singles that my brother gave me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 14:27, Reply)

I loved Rock the Boat!
Again, I was 10
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 14:29, Reply)

By the way
any more talk about '10-year-olds' and 'self-love' and I'll get Labs to have you up in front of the beak quicker than you can say 'Jonathan King'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 14:30, Reply)

7/10
Points for taking an easy option and yet providing an unexpected result
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 14:18, Reply)

I enjoy being predictably unpredictable.

( Kroney, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 14:20, Reply)

'Bourneville Boulevard' I believe.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 14:24, Reply)

This is also good
But I'm aware that the above was generous
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 14:27, Reply)

There is a road in cockfosters called Mount Pleasent.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 14:29, Reply)

the area I live in is called Mount Pleasant

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 14:33, Reply)

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 14:34, Reply)

There's a village near me called Cocking.
It has a pub called The Blue Bell.
( Kroney, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 14:36, Reply)