Because the contents are SO SHOCKING
that the Government has dialled into your computer using HACKERS to prevent the facts reaching the outside world.

All your life is really a lie and your so-called 'memories' have been planted there by secret agents.

Hope this helps.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:40, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

It doesn't give me scheduled hours for the next month
so no it's of no help you prick.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:43, Reply)

Get your ass to Mars. Seriously.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:43, Reply)

*offers to lend Monty trebuchet*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:47, Reply)

*has my own already, thanks all the same*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:48, Reply)

*offers to lend darth a calculator and a book on physics*

(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:49, Reply)

Silly man
I can't read
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:52, Reply)