That thread is rather slow or 'a bit NakedApe' as we call it on the Internet.
We don't have to have questions any more, it's legally acceptable not to. I've checked. So instead you can ask me one if you like.

Or don't - nom on about your fucking dinner if you must. I won't judge.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:35, 156 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

my score on this was embarrassing (although i was at home watching tv at the time)
how about the rest of you?

www.rethinkingschools.org/just_fun/games/mapgame.html
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:36, Reply)

That just takes me back to secondary school
when we passed many a tiresome afternoon laughing at 'Niger' in the Atlas.

I don't see 'Bongo Bongo Land' listed, so your map is faulty.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:38, Reply)

many a tiresome afternoon laughing at 'Niger' in the Atlas. the dutchy on the left hand side.... and yes, we called it Dutchy in those days. Because the Dutch bought them over from the carabian on their journeys to the new world.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:52, Reply)

I liked Musical Youth.
Their video was directed by Don Letts, who I once nearly killed by mistake.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:06, Reply)

I like it!
Where is the score though?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:44, Reply)

UR 'The Black Eyed Peas' AICMpissy pants on stage.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:46, Reply)

Well I got Egypt and Mauratania correct on first go.

( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:45, Reply)

I got about 15 right
Too many -istans though
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:51, Reply)

How did you get a score?
It just said "complete" for me when I'd done them all (not that I got them all first time, mind you)
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:52, Reply)

no idea
i just stared at it blankly, realised that my score would be zero, and what could be more embarrassing than that?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:54, Reply)

Seriously, you don't know where Eygpt is? Or Cyprus?
Fair enough, the "stans" can be a little confusing and I didn't realise Western Sahara was part of Morocco but otherwise..
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:56, Reply)

Ogden and Laurel, particularly.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:56, Reply)

Indeed.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:00, Reply)

dude
i barely know where my bathroom is
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:06, Reply)

Does that mean you often find house guests
pissing in your airing cupboard?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:10, Reply)

my house guests are usually brighter than i am
i've had the odd one who thinks it's ok to leave the toilet seat up and piss on the floor and leave nasty fag butts all over my beautiful balconies and victorian windowsills, but they haven't been invited back!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:13, Reply)

Fucking hell, that took me far too long

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:55, Reply)

Favourite sketch show?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:37, Reply)

'A Bit of Chutney & House', of course.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:38, Reply)

I resaw my favourite sketch a minute ago
while forwarding it on to someone who had never seen any of it :S
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:39, Reply)

Mine is the psychiatrists one I think.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:40, Reply)

That is ace
I like the biology teacher one
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:43, Reply)

Is that the 'parent outraged at sex education' one?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:45, Reply)

yeah :)
I also like the marijuana sketch
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:49, Reply)

Ah yes, top five, that one.
'It's funny really'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:51, Reply)

Pretty much they're all excellent though
have you seen the Hugh's First Kiss one? That's one a few people seem to have missed
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:54, Reply)

I have the lot inc pilot but I have to say I don't know this one without seeing it.
Hmmmm must try harder.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:56, Reply)

Here you go
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJJ82yKWs_8
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:58, Reply)

I shall have to remember to check this at home
Thanks
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:02, Reply)

You're welcome
though the Sex and Violence sketch is also good
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:06, Reply)

Why won't this report run?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:38, Reply)

Because the contents are SO SHOCKING
that the Government has dialled into your computer using HACKERS to prevent the facts reaching the outside world.

All your life is really a lie and your so-called 'memories' have been planted there by secret agents.

Hope this helps.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:40, Reply)

It doesn't give me scheduled hours for the next month
so no it's of no help you prick.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:43, Reply)

Get your ass to Mars. Seriously.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:43, Reply)

*offers to lend Monty trebuchet*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:47, Reply)

*has my own already, thanks all the same*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:48, Reply)

*offers to lend darth a calculator and a book on physics*

(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:49, Reply)

Silly man
I can't read
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:52, Reply)

Snog, Marry, Avoid (upgraded to "brutally murder" for your sake)
Three B3tans. Not Lusty. Go.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:41, Reply)

HimJim, Jeff, you*.


*nothing personal, it's just that my Paul McKenna tape has just cured me of AIDS and I don't want it back. Soz.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:42, Reply)

'I like this'

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:44, Reply)

gay gay and ok.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:44, Reply)

I'm not sure whether to grade this or not as it makes you look gayer than me

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:45, Reply)

*censored*, Aberracion, RogerTheStarfish

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:45, Reply)

I've told you not to refer to me as *censored* in public

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:46, Reply)

Yeah', I agree, chickenlady is hot, yeah', I too agree that I think she would be up to all sorts of freaky shit, the sort of thing you don't even see in films these days.
You know, like she has no boundries as to what is acceptable, or more like, she does; and loves it when they're crossed. I too heard that she would play the part of Princess Diana and call you William, basicly with a white sheet over her head going "Wooohhhhhh oooooohhhh, William, I am the ghoast of your mother. Wooooo Ooooohhhhh, I have come back from the after life to warn you that you must disabandon the monicky, wooooo ohhhhhhh, heed my warning, kaaate middleton will never be as good as me wooooo oohhhhhhhh. To prove it, I shall have sex with you woooooohhh ohhhhhh".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:56, Reply)

Fucking hell, if I could see what goes on inside your head I think I'd weep ...

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:57, Reply)

I also heard this.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:58, Reply)

Gonz, you really are a magnificent bastard.
But no, it's not Chickenlady.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:58, Reply)

haha!
She'd love this.
( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:58, Reply)

I don't know, I don't really want to say because it might ruin my chances with Roota.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:48, Reply)

Can I change my answer?
Alphonso Bongo to all three.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:50, Reply)

HimJim will be fucking gutted
Jeff not so much, unless that hair of yours hides big floppy ears
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:53, Reply)

I couldn't say
I couldn't cope with the levels of crying, wailing, and depression that my inferred rejection would obviously cause in those unnamed.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:59, Reply)

I for one dealt with it some time ago

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:06, Reply)

'Bear' Owsley has died. This is a shame.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:43, Reply)

Owsley, we bearly knew thee.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:47, Reply)

Are all your new threads going start by insulting me?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:46, Reply)

If you're lucky.

( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:47, Reply)

I think so, yes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:47, Reply)

It means I secretly fancy you.
*pulls hair and runs off giggling*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:47, Reply)

Ah the blousie school of seduction.

( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:48, Reply)

Gerroff my pubes you nonce

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:53, Reply)

Why don't presidents fight the war?
Why do they always send the poor?
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:52, Reply)

Because the poor are worthless

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:53, Reply)

These are the BIG QUESTIONS that need answering today.
I'm going with
a) because that would be really fucking stupid and
b) only Geordies and Scousers join up as footsoldiers and therefore who else would you fucking like us to send? The House of fucking Lords?

EH?
EEEHHHHHHH?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:55, Reply)

Northeners love a scrap, it's in their genes

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:57, Reply)

Are you fucking starting like?
eheheheheheheh?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:59, Reply)

Michael McIntyre
Jamie Oliver
Russell Brand

Not that they'd be much cop but every army needs cannon fodder
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:58, Reply)

Well, I did have to wonder why Prince "James Hewitt's Bastard Son" Harry signed up
I would have thought his luminous ginger barnet would have made him an easy target.

More sensible than sending "Wills" I guess; his massive shiny-white horse teeth would light up their position for miles around...
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:04, Reply)

Well I think we all know what you'll be doing on April 29th

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:05, Reply)

Rocking back and forth in the corner of a darkened room, danking.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:07, Reply)

Him, not you

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:10, Reply)

Rocking back and forth in the corner of a darkened room, alternately trying to write a thesis and crying.

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:12, Reply)

Is danking like wanking
but in a cold and damp room?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:23, Reply)

drunken wanking
crying optional.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:57, Reply)

Mr Monty Boyce sir
Why am I dealing with an IT manager who knows literally fuck all about IT? It is acceptable to kill him? As an aside he is Welsh and his office is about 5 mins from Brick Lane
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:57, Reply)

It's not looking good for him, is it?
Call him up and say

'Call yourself an IT manager? You're an ess aitch IT manager!!!!!!'

Then slam down the phone and high-five yourself.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:59, Reply)

Dip your willy in his coffee.
That'll teach him.
( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:59, Reply)

I don't think even mine will reach from Newcastle to London

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:02, Reply)

hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:04, Reply)

It's funny because you have a micropenis.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:04, Reply)

True,
it only reaches Peterborough

(awaits strikesthrough involving Peter)
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:07, Reply)

borough Tatchell
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:11, Reply)

Thank you

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:13, Reply)

wouldn't the horrific burns also rather teach you?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:03, Reply)

Who drinks piping hot coffee?

( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:06, Reply)

Me, but not using my cock as a straw

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:07, Reply)

I dunno
but I wouldn't want to stick my penis in to check
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:08, Reply)

My watch decided to fuck up and be late by 25 mins.
What caused this?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:58, Reply)

The Japan earthquake

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:59, Reply)

It's an iPhone virus that has crossed over into the 'real world'
like that bird flu didn't.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:00, Reply)

You were moving far too quickly and, as a consequence, time slowed down in your frame of reference
Try not to hurry in future.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:01, Reply)

I suspect you were the one that was late
Your watch was merely wrong.

also, it's because you touch yourself at night.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:02, Reply)

Nah, I was looking at my watch, thought it was 20 past. Looked at computer clock, it was 5 to. I'm not late. Yet.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:06, Reply)

You're shit at maths though.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:10, Reply)

It was an approximation. But yes, I'm shit at maths.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:19, Reply)

Ooh, actually, a question relevant to my situation:
How many "do you know who I am?" moments should I allow a colleague before it becomes acceptable to act upon the overwhelming desire to cunt him in the fuck?
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:00, Reply)

Do you know who he is though?

( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:02, Reply)

I do.
He was at great pains to point it out to me...
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:05, Reply)

Two.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:03, Reply)

Hmm...I think he's had one and a half so far.
Edit: He is, arguably, a 'minor celebrity' but just seems to have a permanently disgusted scowl on his face and I just find him incredibly abrasive. I don't know if it's just me.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:05, Reply)

One and a half too far

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:08, Reply)

I'm trying to work out whether he just has it in for me...

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:10, Reply)

A minor celebrity?
I'm interested now. Tell him to fuck off though
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:12, Reply)

He has a daily show on a popular London radio station
But seemed visibly offended when I didn't realise this.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:13, Reply)

Is it Monty's "mate"?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:17, Reply)

Can't be: this bloke knows a lot about dance music
and I had a conversation with him in which he tried to defend the validity of David Bowie's 'contribution' to popular music.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:21, Reply)

Argh
A cunt then
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:22, Reply)

The 'half' was during his first few days with the group (he's just started doing his phd with us)
I came into a conversation in which he was discussing DJing with another colleague. Said other colleague DJs in his spare time in a few clubs, and I *thought* he had a slot on some small local station (turns out it was actually the college station...oops). I innocently asked,
"Oh, do you two work on the same station, then?"
He responded, with a certain level of contempt in his voice,
"No, I work on a pwoper* one."

*_{sic. He also has an occasional but jarring speech impediment.}
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:28, Reply)

I want my very own B3tan to play with Monty.
How did you convince yours to play with you?
( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:04, Reply)

you need to lure them in with pizza and pictures of kittens

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:06, Reply)

Any particular kind of pizza?

( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:08, Reply)

one with a free sock

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:09, Reply)

Hahahahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:09, Reply)

arf.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:10, Reply)

haha!

( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:11, Reply)

I don't get it.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:21, Reply)

The murder of the woman down in Bristol
and the clues of the pizza box and one sock
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:26, Reply)

Ah, yes. I thought it was something to do with masturbation. Joey.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:30, Reply)

Order them a meat feat and then wink at them as you say it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:09, Reply)

Monty lets on about his foot fetish
Or his fetish for the twelve heroic accomplishments of Hercules.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:12, Reply)

or possibly his love of music
that has a small cameo from another artist
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:15, Reply)

Word up!

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:21, Reply)

yes!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:03, Reply)

Go out to dinner with them and loads of other people.
Drink loads of beer and breandeh.
Be charming and hilarious and good looking.
BINGO.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:08, Reply)

I know BGB is a little older than some of us, but suggesting she pull at Bingo just seems a little excessive

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:09, Reply)

Hahaha you're right, very insensitive of me.
Sorreh.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:11, Reply)

I'm sure if he had permision, he'd give BGB's bingo wings a pull.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:16, Reply)

haha!
*flaps like a pidgeon*
( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:18, Reply)

hasn't worked for me!*

*may not have fulfilled all the bits
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:09, Reply)

Ah but have you wanted to?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:10, Reply)

this is true
I was expecting magic materialisation to be honest
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:11, Reply)

Take LSD then.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:11, Reply)

I've done all that apart from the Brandy.
I'll try the pizza and kittens.
( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:10, Reply)

You missed "sit next to Chompy and let his inept advances drive her into your arms".

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:12, Reply)

I'm so glad you came along to say this
*firm handshakes*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:18, Reply)

He's been taking wingman tips from Sexface.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:22, Reply)

Ah, the old "you're fat and ugly chestnut"

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:26, Reply)

He hasn't really mastered "negging".

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:29, Reply)

Negging?
Lol my phone tried to correct it to "Negro"
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:31, Reply)

From The Game, trying to lower a woman's self esteem by subtly criticising her.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:37, Reply)

You forgot an important caveat
Smoke lots so you get to head outside with a smaller group of socially maladjusts.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:29, Reply)

Just point out you're the best they'll ever get.
Then show them your tits.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:09, Reply)

Out of the mouth of babes etc

( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:12, Reply)

And down the back of your favourite top

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:16, Reply)

Gilbert Gottfried is an ass.
www.cnn.com/2011/BUSINESS/03/14/georgia.aflac.duck/index.html?hpt=T2

I've read the jokes he tweeted. Not only were they tasteless, but they were utterly lame.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:01, Reply)

I know some very tasteless, but very funny one's if that helps

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:05, Reply)

Tasteless is fine.
It's lame ones that I find offensive.

So tell me some funny ones.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:07, Reply)

I phoned my Japanese friend after the earthquake to see if he was alright. He's fine, but won't stop going on about his social life.
Just kept banging on and on about this massive rave.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:10, Reply)

Now THAT'S good.

( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:14, Reply)

Don't send any money to the Tsunami appeal - they're all bloody minted anyway. I just saw a guy being interviewed on TV and he had 2 massive boats on his driveway.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:36, Reply)

Rescuers in Japan have called in Elton John and George Michael
to help search thhrough the rubble for injured victims, they could be invaluable as they are used to looking for Japs Eyes covered in shit
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:32, Reply)

Dame Ellen Macarthur is furious as her round the world sailing record
has just been smashed by a Japanese waiter on a coffee table
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:30, Reply)

+ who has also just won the Hawaii surfing competition

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:32, Reply)