People have them because they think they make them look edgy and cool.
People like the self-styled 'crossbow cannibal'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:12, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Which bits did he eat?
And did he use a crossbow bolt as a makeshift spit?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:18, Reply)

No, I'd never wanted anything like that, but there are these lizardy things in New Zealand called tuataras
and they're really very cute, whilst trying to maintain an air of nobility.
I would like one but they're endangered.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:18, Reply)

That's because Zulu's fed them all to his OMGAnaconda

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:21, Reply)

I will kill him

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:28, Reply)

They're cute
Did you see the documentry about Australian lziards that mate for life. then one of a pair got run over and the other stayed with it trying to revive it, even though it was flat? :(
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:23, Reply)

That made me sad

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:27, Reply)

i know, he kept nudging her with his nose

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:28, Reply)

That wasn't his nose,
the dirty necrophiliac Jimmy Savile cunt.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:47, Reply)

Disgusting genius right there - click

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:57, Reply)