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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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things that make you go FUCK
coming downstairs in the morning and finding out you left your snake's vivarium open the night before and you now have a small scared python lost in the house...

:(
(I helped save b3ta! zulu eh?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:19, 136 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
You silly arse.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:25, Reply)
yes, having no one else to blame is not helping
i just hope i find her and she is alright. the SO is not happy about the "bait mice" dotted around the place at the minute...
(I helped save b3ta! zulu eh?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:26, Reply)
SO? Also, what does OP stand for?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:30, Reply)
Significant Other
Original Poster.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:33, Reply)
0o0o0o0o0oh
cool
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 17:11, Reply)
Surely better than a huge and angry one?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:26, Reply)
Endorphins and oxytocin.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:27, Reply)
Top Tip.
Go from room to room, the room with the smallest amount of draft coming in from under the door will be the room with the snake in it.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:29, Reply)
yup i think you;re right on that
and she is not behind the skirting boards in the kitchen as i removed them
(I helped save b3ta! zulu eh?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:31, Reply)
I think I may have found your missing snake, exactly where I thought it would be.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:34, Reply)
Hahaha!
We used to have one of those from Ikea :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 17:14, Reply)
Another top tip
If he "leaves the internet" his search may be more fruitful.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:31, Reply)
There is a small scared python IN MY PANTS.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:29, Reply)
hahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:29, Reply)
I don't want to know anything about your one-eyed trouser snakes thanks very much.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:30, Reply)
It can't be as fucking scared as I would be if there was a friggin python on the loose.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:30, Reply)
Don't go round Jeff's then - there's a fucking BENNY on the loose round there.
PROPER scary.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:16, Reply)
No. The Benny is tied to a tree.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:37, Reply)
You're going to need help searching for it
go to your local primary school and ask the headmaster if a class of children can come back to your house and help you find your snake.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:31, Reply)
Get a bigger snake
To flush it out.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:46, Reply)
Or a Mongoose
or should that be "special"goose
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:52, Reply)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:16, Reply)
People who keep dangerous 'pets' are Deacons.
The end.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:55, Reply)
Dont you go bringing the church into this
It is a secular matter
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:57, Reply)
Does mentalex count as a dangerous animal?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:01, Reply)
She should be put down, I suppose.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:12, Reply)
i'm genuinely intrigued
by reptiles and fish as pets - they can't show affection, right? so why do people do it, because they look pretty/cool? or because they find them interesting?

because they like feeding mice to them? (what was that film where tom green was desperate to feed the mouse to the snake and when he got to do it, the snake just ignored it???)
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:01, Reply)
Road Trip
I like snakes, i wouldn't mind a lizard either. A chap at scholl use to take his gekos for walks, they would chase his romote control car.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:03, Reply)
He sounds like a scoper Kes

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:06, Reply)
hahahahahahahahaah

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:07, Reply)
Too right - that boy at scholl sounds OK, though.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:18, Reply)
Oh, do you know a lot of people from the footwear industry?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:08, Reply)
yes, yes I do
This gives me the opportunity to do smugs about my new blue and red deck shoes, summer is coming!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:12, Reply)
He's bulk-buyer of fungal foot powder.
Gets a Christmas card from the boys in the warehouse and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:13, Reply)
yeah and you get one from the boys at Skol you tramp

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:14, Reply)
I just wrote a long post in reply to that which you deleted you git!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:17, Reply)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:18, Reply)
Don't make me get the massive coin!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:20, Reply)
NOT THE COIN!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:21, Reply)
That did make me "lol" hard

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:22, Reply)
Same here. I'd forgotten about that.
I'm actually lolling now.

I am in fact one of these fellows:

www.newadvent.org/cathen/09333a.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:23, Reply)
You are a lollytard lady

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:25, Reply)
No, you are.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:27, Reply)
Some lizardy things are snuggly
But I don't think snakes are.
Are they, zulu?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:05, Reply)
Some are
Splodge is a royal python, 6 years old and very gentle and inquisitive. Lovely animal, thick as anything but docile and not aggressive.
(I helped save b3ta! zulu eh?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 17:25, Reply)
Rather than eating mice.
Have you tried offering him two pints of lager and a packet of crisps?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 17:27, Reply)
People have them because they think they make them look edgy and cool.
People like the self-styled 'crossbow cannibal'.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:12, Reply)
Which bits did he eat?
And did he use a crossbow bolt as a makeshift spit?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:18, Reply)
No, I'd never wanted anything like that, but there are these lizardy things in New Zealand called tuataras
and they're really very cute, whilst trying to maintain an air of nobility.
I would like one but they're endangered.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:18, Reply)
That's because Zulu's fed them all to his OMGAnaconda

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:21, Reply)
I will kill him

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:28, Reply)
They're cute
Did you see the documentry about Australian lziards that mate for life. then one of a pair got run over and the other stayed with it trying to revive it, even though it was flat? :(
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:23, Reply)
That made me sad

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:27, Reply)
i know, he kept nudging her with his nose

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:28, Reply)
That wasn't his nose,
the dirty necrophiliac Jimmy Savile cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:47, Reply)
Disgusting genius right there - click

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:57, Reply)
How do you know the fuckin thing is scared, are you an empath?

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:05, Reply)
he was rtrying on his mongoose costume when it escaped

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:08, Reply)
Maybe he is a wizard?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:09, Reply)
Zulu's been dumped by his snake that's all

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:12, Reply)
I was going to put something along these lines, but feared for my reputation
parseltongue
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:13, Reply)
You feared for your reputation? You?
Bit fucking late for that, old boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:14, Reply)
One can but cling to the smallest glimmers of hope sometimes

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:15, Reply)
I SAID
WHERE'S MY GAZ, BITCH?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:32, Reply)
Good afternoon, ma'am.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:35, Reply)
hello darlingest of darling montys
how the devil are you?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:39, Reply)
Not too bad, thank you.
Wishing the month away. You?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:41, Reply)
too late to reply to this, probably...

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 17:14, Reply)
IT'S ON IT'S WAY

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 17:18, Reply)
yeah.....
..... think it's gotten lost in the cyber-post...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 17:49, Reply)
¯\(°_o)/¯

(PsychoChomp, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:19, Reply)
Due to a series of ludicrous events
mr b3th and I wasted an entire bastard morning at Weston hospital, with the end result that we might as well not have bothered going.
And it cost me £3.50 in parking fees.
That made me go FUCK. And then some more words my mother never taught me.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:33, Reply)
Is that a special hospital for facial burns victims?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:34, Reply)
If it makes you feel better you probably cost the NHS around about £100

(PsychoChomp, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:35, Reply)
You're basically saying that his timewasting means that the NHS
will have to turn off the life support machine of a premature baby? What a bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:45, Reply)
I'm not the one who wasted NHS money.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:46, Reply)
Actually
we went along for an appointment, waited about for nearly two hours, then got told to go home because they couldn't do the procedure they wanted to, on account of one branch of the nhs not telling another branch of the nhs certain salient details of his medical history.

So, if anyone was wasting nhs money, it was the mothercunting nhs.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:53, Reply)
That doesn't sound like the NHS at all!
oh yeah it does.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 17:00, Reply)
We should privatise the whole thing
No insuarnce? Have a plaster and fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 17:02, Reply)
£3.50 parking would get you an hour at muy local hospital, so stop your moaning

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:40, Reply)
also can i just say that i could not sleep last night for panicking
after i dreamed that i was 8 months pregnant and very very unhappy about it. how do you give yourself a home sterilisation, i'm not going through that kind of fear again!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:39, Reply)
Rusty coat hangar.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:40, Reply)
knitting needles?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:41, Reply)
Cunt punch

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:44, Reply)
Don't mind if I do. Cheers!

Mmmm, that really is delicious. What's in it? Apart from 'cunt', of course...
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:50, Reply)
A squirt of....

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:52, Reply)
Tomato juice.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:55, Reply)
That's foul. Well done.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:56, Reply)
Thanks, I was pondering on posting that for five minutes or so.
Bloody Mary?

*offers*
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 17:00, Reply)
Err, you're alright thanks.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 17:22, Reply)
I thought blood-sports got banned a few years back?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 17:23, Reply)
Creme de men(the)?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:55, Reply)
If one ate enough XXXtra strong mints....

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:58, Reply)
Getting home, turning my laptop on to find out we're erecting a statue of Michael Jackson, King of the nonces, outside my club's football ground.
I mean, for fuck sake. Why?
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:41, Reply)
Football grounds are a prime grooming spot?
I don't know. Ask them.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:42, Reply)
Wallford have a football team?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:43, Reply)
You've misread it.
It's actually not Jackson, but Jacko from Brush Strokes being sick on his dad's slippers. I've commissioned it following a bit of luck I had on the old 'lotto' earlier.

I'm sorry you don't like the idea - I thought it'd be a bit of fun, that's all.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:46, Reply)
hahahaha
Will you be giving the job of painting the statue to Eric?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:47, Reply)
The engineering side of the work will be handled by Beefy from the Ital Lion sound system.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:48, Reply)
*Nicks a speaker from a classroom and pegs it down the stairs*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:49, Reply)
*jeers at the Jah Shaka mob in a petrol station*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:51, Reply)
*Offers Monty a bit of Lizzy Duke jewellery in exchange for a record*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:52, Reply)
UR Fat Larry AICM terrible casting as the actor wasn't fat at all

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:55, Reply)
*Gets bus to an engagement party*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:55, Reply)
Yeah', or maybe Jackyboy from Sick Sluggerz, some other obscure band that the likes of you wouldn't have ever heard of but I meet them once in the pub before they were famous.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 17:08, Reply)
Brush Strokes was a prime time BBC sitcom, Gonz.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 17:14, Reply)
Not to us youngans it wasn't

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 17:15, Reply)
When? Is this going to end up in 80 years time when I'm your age me telling young kids about Two Pints or The Katy Brand SHow ?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 17:20, Reply)
1986-1991

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 17:23, Reply)
"Yes gonz, it is going to be like reffering to The Katy Brand show in 20 years time".

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 17:53, Reply)
Sorry Barry.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-12746757

Fulham lose close to seventeen million in the last financial year and to cheer everyone up, they want to build a statue of a Jacko at Craven Cottage, have I understood this correctly?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:51, Reply)
Why don't they just use the old Al Fayed statue from Harrods?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:54, Reply)
Melt it down you mean?
It would probably be more life-like if the Jacko tribute was made of plastic anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:56, Reply)
Footballers are retards
Why can none of them run a business?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:56, Reply)
Why do they always send the poor?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 17:14, Reply)
As I understand it.
We didn't lose £17m, it's all a tax fiddle. That's from my mate on the inside. *taps nose*

The statue thing, well fuck me, Fayed's being a fruitloop is the only way to explain it. As funny as it is, it's still fucking embarrassing.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:58, Reply)
That's Fayed all over.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 17:15, Reply)
It is now!
*May have gone for the wrong football quote*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 17:16, Reply)
:(

(PsychoChomp, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 17:17, Reply)
Why the :(
You said yesterday most of my posts make you want to punch me.

Or are you self-harming now?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 17:24, Reply)
You're now post twins, from this day forth both of your b3tan fates are inextricably linked
You both now feel the same love, loss, but mostly rejection
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 17:37, Reply)
Which one is the Danny de Vito and which one the Arnold Schwarzenegger?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 17:39, Reply)
I had a vision of them being like the psychic twins in Neighbours in the late 80's
One would occasionally go 'aaaaargh' if the other one stubbed her toe, truly the high point of tv
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 17:44, Reply)
Apart from Brush Strokes, obv.
And Rentaghost.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 17:45, Reply)
I missed out on Rentaghost in potatoland
I do remember lovelable rogue 'Jacko' as a fucking cunt though
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 17:48, Reply)
You are Timothy Claypole
And your arse fell off.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 17:49, Reply)
It is now.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 17:17, Reply)
Attn Jeff: URL of the day:
dictionary.babylon.com/slippers/
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 17:41, Reply)
That Dr from earlier?
Bet you want to 'slipper one'
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 17:48, Reply)
It needs more sick Monty.
It needs MORE SICK.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 17:48, Reply)
I just wanted to say this made me laugh
www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/indecision-281t

And possibly will you too, if you watched that youtube video from this mornings thread. Or maybe it won't, I'm not the boss of you.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 17:48, Reply)
Jesus fucking christ
did I break the internet?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 19:01, Reply)
I think you did
i only just got back - how did you break it?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 19:03, Reply)
I just posted that post
and then nobody posted for 73 minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 19:07, Reply)
is the link 73 minutes long?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 19:12, Reply)
it's a picture
so I hope not.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 19:36, Reply)

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