I'd like to keep her in a box in the cupboard under my stairs
and I'd get her out at parties and make her crawl around the floor and I'd put bowls of raw meat at either end of the room and make her crawl as quickly as she could between them or she wouldn't be allowed any and if she tried to stand up I'd have a fagoot of birch twigs ready to give her a damn good thrashing.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 18:38, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I'd like to be invited to more of your parties.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 18:40, Reply)

That would be fun, I could do with someone to keep in my shed.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 18:41, Reply)