Thinking of booking Egypt for July
Fuck me, their laws are strict.

www.fco.gov.uk/en/travel-and-living-abroad/travel-advice-by-country/middle-east-north-africa/egypt#locallaws

Any scary holiday stories?

Alt: If you had to grow a tash, what type of tash would it be?
(mingeswingers, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 19:51, 8 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You are visiting a predominantly muslim country you silly arse.
What did you think?

My tash doesn't really grow very thick anymore. Not after the electrolysis.
( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 19:54, Reply)

Good shout
And I thought Catholicism was strict!
(mingeswingers, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 23:06, Reply)

I already have a 'tache, it keeps my beard company and it's like having a little wig on my top lip and I think that's pretty fly.
My boss has a moustache, I don't know what it is about him that makes him grow it long and twist the end so he looks like some kind of WWII fighter pilot ace. Unfortunately it makes him look like Ratty out of Wind in the Willows.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 20:11, Reply)

I am usually somewhere between clean shaven and three or 4 days growth.
On the occasions when I've not shaved for a week or so, I always take great care to shave so that I end up with a Hitler moustache.

I then get rid of the Hitler tash.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 20:13, Reply)

I've had a handlebar and a horseshoe and a paedo.
But I am mostly fully bearded. Like a real man. Not some smooth-faced effeminonce. Are you calling me a nancy?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 20:18, Reply)

I hate other people with beards, we're like fucking velcro.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 20:28, Reply)

yeah
sharm el sheikh. unless you are diving, don't bother....and if you do, buy your own gin at the airport as theirs is fucking undrinkable. I could go on..........not a place for boozers tho.....
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 21:38, Reply)

YOU WIN.
Looking at Greece now.
(mingeswingers, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 22:21, Reply)