I can't think of anything right now so I'll just tell you the most recent thing I received in the post which will be incredibly easy to make gay jokes out of
An 8mm blue glass flesh tunnel
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:57, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

The last thing I got in the post
Was a 16mm black wooden flesh plug. Well, a pair of them to be exact.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:58, Reply)

Show-off
Ouch! Body Jewellery? Am open to recommendations if you've found a decent online shop
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 12:01, Reply)

www.claires.com

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 12:01, Reply)

I almost posted something I would have regretted there

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 12:02, Reply)

Do it!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 12:03, Reply)

No
She'd kill me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 12:07, Reply)

ahhh
*understands*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 12:09, Reply)

If you've worked out what I'm on about,
please keep it to yourself!

If not, also fine.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 12:11, Reply)

make sure you address it properly

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 22 Mar 2011, 12:05, Reply)

I like this a lot

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 12:07, Reply)

I use Body Jeweller UK shop yeah
But also Arka, who are brilliant.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 12:02, Reply)

Link me up bitch

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 12:02, Reply)

www.arka-shop.co.uk/acatalog/index.html
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 12:03, Reply)

Cheers mate
Payday Friday *rubs hands together gleefully*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 12:05, Reply)

wow
They have some nice stuffs.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 0:11, Reply)

*gay joke*
Morning Darth!
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 22 Mar 2011, 12:03, Reply)

Hey baby hey baby hey
How you?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 12:06, Reply)

Still feeling pretty crappy
But it's TUESDAY and it's SUNNY* and I done some writing I meant to do! How's youuu?

(*these actually have no bearing on my mood)
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 22 Mar 2011, 12:07, Reply)

Am liking the positivity, good work
I actually feel remarkably upbeat for a Tuesday. Have a fun evening of gaming ahead which helps. I will almost certainly be drinking so apologies in advance. Just turn your phone off.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 12:09, Reply)

*awaits deluge of cock-pics*
Is it too early for beer?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 22 Mar 2011, 12:11, Reply)

Past opening hours, ain't it?

( Kroney, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 12:13, Reply)

This is correct
I can't believe you have to ask, Bella. Am not drinking yet though, I meant to infer that I will be later
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 12:14, Reply)

I meant for me to start drinking.
I have work at 5.30, but I want beer.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 22 Mar 2011, 12:15, Reply)

That's five hours away!
Plenty of time to sober up to a sufficient level
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 12:19, Reply)

True that.
Thanks for being an enabler.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 22 Mar 2011, 12:14, Reply)

I only start that early during summer when we take a day off
and don't go home until closing.
( Kroney, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 12:18, Reply)

You're not married, are you

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 12:24, Reply)

Well spotted, Holmes.

( Kroney, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 12:27, Reply)

Thanks G

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 12:30, Reply)