no
but I was messing around with a snail the other day. I took the shell off to see if it would go faster. It just made it a bit sluggish.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 15:44, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I never thought I'd consider telling you to leave the internet.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 15:54, Reply)

to put that into perspective
that is the best and funniest joke that my drummer has ever said.

His puns would make Jeff's comedy shine like a beacon of excellence in comparison.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 15:55, Reply)

You should destroy him
and get one of these:
www.djsuperstore.co.uk/=Google%20Base/item/musical-instruments/490506-korg-electribe-mx-synthesizer-drum-machine-with-sd
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 15:57, Reply)

the trouble is
he's a really good drummer, guitarist and pianist, and if I destroy him his wife may stop cooking me really fucking good food.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 15:58, Reply)

Swings and roundabouts.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 16:04, Reply)

paedo

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 16:07, Reply)

I wouldn't classify that as
good food.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 16:09, Reply)