some men can be taught things
but then there are those that are born with problems
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:45, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

True.
but I am not exactly Little Miss Confidence in that arena myself, I'd prefer it if they came ready equipped with the necessary skills and I can just sorta...fine-tune?
(berk, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:46, Reply)

yeah, hopefully your man doesn't have any "problems" he was born with and has mad skills to beat it up
le sigh
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:49, Reply)

Hopefully...
although I am yet to persuade him to leap on me. I did finally find some sexy pants for Friday though, hurrah.
(berk, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:54, Reply)

I'm sorry, I don't know the whole details of your relationship and I'd like to blame it on the fact that I arrive 5 hours after most people are on here during the day
I know you fancy him, but I don't know exactly what sort of relationship you have
so I'll just say, if you need to persuade him then he's a loser for not having done so already
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:59, Reply)

Haha, we've only had one date to be fair
he's coming over to mine on Friday, if I have to talk him in to it then yeah, I would agree with you.
(berk, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 19:01, Reply)

awwwwww yay date!
aw man, I'd totally like a date but I'm too socially awkward
I posted on craigslist on the missed connections page for a guy I met at a bar and someone responded, which wasn't him, but he said he thinks we should meet
I don't think I can handle all that
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 19:03, Reply)

Aww love, seize the day!
if you want a date then find someone and ask them. It's something I really struggle to do and I am still astonished that I had the balls to ask, but look where it's got me - potential sexytiem with an outrageously cute guy!
(berk, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 19:06, Reply)

Well, I hope it works out great for you :)

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 19:15, Reply)

Cheers bbz!

(berk, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 19:17, Reply)

Fuck that, if he takes some persuading it might have been a while for him
for entirely justifiable reasons, and maybe she's the girl to show him what it's all about.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 19:17, Reply)

Poor guy won't know what hit him.

(berk, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 19:18, Reply)

I bet he fucking will.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 19:21, Reply)

Bits of me, probably
at high speed and with vast enthusiasm. I'll probably break him, he's only little.
(berk, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 19:26, Reply)

Please resist the urge to shout "New balls, please!" mid coitus.
It won't go down well.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 23 Mar 2011, 19:37, Reply)

Somehow, just somehow
I think I will manage not to do that.

In the past week at work I have heard more or less every tennis pun imagineable...
(berk, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 19:50, Reply)