Well that was worth the wait.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:18, 107 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

alright PsychoChomp
having a lovely day?
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:19, Reply)

It's been very bright but I'm giving up smoking so the burning sun was mocking my desire for burning lovely tobacco

(PsychoChomp, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:21, Reply)

why would you want to quit?
*pressures*
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:23, Reply)

I don't really,
but apparently it'll save me money and be healthy or some gay shit.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:25, Reply)

plus it gives me a excuse to shout at people all week

(PsychoChomp, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:29, Reply)

fuck all that

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:29, Reply)

Exercise as well
I smoke and my blood pressure and lung capacity are "normal" according to my Doctor.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:43, Reply)

Are you mad.
Smoking makes you look cool infront of girls, is that not reason enough to keep on trucking?
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:56, Reply)

he might do the world a massive favour
and get cancer and die - that alone is reason for him to keep on chuffing away.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:59, Reply)

Definitely

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:20, Reply)

It's nice to see he's once again shown how creepy he can be
justifying my first impression.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:22, Reply)

I'm sorry, I haven't a clue what you're talking about, here.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:30, Reply)

Apparently the first thing I said to him was
"fuck off noob you're not clever you're not funny your just creepy"
(PsychoChomp, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:31, Reply)

Ah, now I understand.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:32, Reply)

himself

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:31, Reply)

I don't think he likes you

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:31, Reply)

I don't think he likes me

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:32, Reply)

Oh God, why is life so complicated

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:32, Reply)

zig-zag though

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:36, Reply)

I'll have to
Perhaps I'll remember breast sizes and dribble a bit from various orifices at the same time
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:40, Reply)

erm
how many dribble-able orifices do you HAVE, dude?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:43, Reply)

After that public toilet incident
with the eleven burly men, more than you'd expect
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:45, Reply)

what an image :(

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:47, Reply)

you're welcome
though sadly for him, one at least can't stop dribbling and he doesn't have the money for surgery
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:50, Reply)

Sorry to put you off your evening snack, but I imagined Darth to be dribbling from his mouth and arse over his creepyness
I suppose it's him laying a scent to attract the other bumboys
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:47, Reply)

i have no evening snack
nor will i be doing, now. thanks roar-face x
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:47, Reply)

No worries
I'm off to compose that gaz, it's turned into a dissertation
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:51, Reply)

get on with it
i have a sell-by date

(it was 1982)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:54, Reply)

... is certainly not what she said
hope you lot are having more fun than me. my evening looks like this:

run around at work til about 9
run around at home doing oxford work til about 12
run around at home packing for weekend away til about 1
get up at 6am for stupid 8am meeting
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:21, Reply)

tell me about it, i waited like 4 years to get with one bloke and it was hands down the worst and most pointless time of my life
where you going on your trip?
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:23, Reply)

Don't say that
I've waited 18 months to pounce on TC and if he's a disappointment I will be GUTTED.
(berk, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:42, Reply)

some men can be taught things
but then there are those that are born with problems
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:45, Reply)

True.
but I am not exactly Little Miss Confidence in that arena myself, I'd prefer it if they came ready equipped with the necessary skills and I can just sorta...fine-tune?
(berk, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:46, Reply)

yeah, hopefully your man doesn't have any "problems" he was born with and has mad skills to beat it up
le sigh
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:49, Reply)

Hopefully...
although I am yet to persuade him to leap on me. I did finally find some sexy pants for Friday though, hurrah.
(berk, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:54, Reply)

I'm sorry, I don't know the whole details of your relationship and I'd like to blame it on the fact that I arrive 5 hours after most people are on here during the day
I know you fancy him, but I don't know exactly what sort of relationship you have
so I'll just say, if you need to persuade him then he's a loser for not having done so already
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:59, Reply)

Haha, we've only had one date to be fair
he's coming over to mine on Friday, if I have to talk him in to it then yeah, I would agree with you.
(berk, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 19:01, Reply)

awwwwww yay date!
aw man, I'd totally like a date but I'm too socially awkward
I posted on craigslist on the missed connections page for a guy I met at a bar and someone responded, which wasn't him, but he said he thinks we should meet
I don't think I can handle all that
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 19:03, Reply)

Aww love, seize the day!
if you want a date then find someone and ask them. It's something I really struggle to do and I am still astonished that I had the balls to ask, but look where it's got me - potential sexytiem with an outrageously cute guy!
(berk, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 19:06, Reply)

Well, I hope it works out great for you :)

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 19:15, Reply)

Cheers bbz!

(berk, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 19:17, Reply)

Fuck that, if he takes some persuading it might have been a while for him
for entirely justifiable reasons, and maybe she's the girl to show him what it's all about.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 19:17, Reply)

Poor guy won't know what hit him.

(berk, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 19:18, Reply)

I bet he fucking will.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 19:21, Reply)

Bits of me, probably
at high speed and with vast enthusiasm. I'll probably break him, he's only little.
(berk, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 19:26, Reply)

Please resist the urge to shout "New balls, please!" mid coitus.
It won't go down well.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 23 Mar 2011, 19:37, Reply)

Somehow, just somehow
I think I will manage not to do that.

In the past week at work I have heard more or less every tennis pun imagineable...
(berk, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 19:50, Reply)

the more build-up there is
the less ability they will have. it's sods law.

ooh berk berk, did you see they are making "how to train your dragon 2"???
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:42, Reply)

Ooo ooo yes I did but I'd forgotten til just now!
and a third one as well I believe.

But please don't say that, I will get extremely sad if TC is shit in bed.
(berk, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:45, Reply)

he's a tennis coach
he is not going to be shit in the sack.

guys who are shit in the sack are guys who work with computers (esp those who are really good with computers), who have never had a relationship with anything other than a pixellated woman which has lasted longer than a couple of dates, and whose sole experience comes from all the porn that they watch in their sweaty sock-smelling rented little bedrooms.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:47, Reply)

:(

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:47, Reply)

best sex I ever had was with an IT geek

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:50, Reply)

He comes across as much more confident in person
than he does by text. It's rather sweet. He's a fairly good kisser which is a good sign, but not as good as hot bloke was. Mind you, he was proper fizzy-clopper-oh-my-goodness amazing.
Same as Kristine, best lay ever was a computer geek. Not that that's saying much, I've had some seriously appallingly bad sex.
(berk, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:53, Reply)

What about guys who live in good but not hideously expensive rented flats, work shifts and handle chemicals for a living?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 19:04, Reply)

next time you're in london
come over and i'll tell you.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 19:05, Reply)

Well, I work with computers, but I've had a relationship with a real girl, where does that leave me?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 19:12, Reply)

I enjoyed the first film
I am pleased to hear there will be a sequel.

I watched that film about owls yesterday. It was also quite good
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:47, Reply)

Seriously?
That looked abysmal.
(berk, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:50, Reply)

it's actually alright
animation is very good, and the story not too bad
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 19:06, Reply)

That looks rubbish

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:26, Reply)

it really does
it is giving me the major droop just looking at it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:31, Reply)

there is not enough sleep in that plan

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:29, Reply)

um yeah
anyway STRIKE STRIKE STRIKE!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:29, Reply)

no lectures

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:33, Reply)

nah - it's the larpers union
we're striking against...erm...not enough mead rations
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:34, Reply)

No, I have no lectures!!!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:35, Reply)

nor me!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:36, Reply)

WIN!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:37, Reply)

yeah, kinda
we totally beat the system by striking. They don't pay me for a day and I use that day off for catching up on marking :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:39, Reply)

And I have to do more fucking painting.
I hate decorating it sucks balls.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:40, Reply)

swap yer!
I love painting. One day I'll have a house I can paint.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:41, Reply)

Deal. This isn't my house still looking for one.
I'm moving in with my mate for a bit.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:42, Reply)

i quite like sucking balls
provided the gentleman in question has some idea about personal grooming anyway.

hairballs are not sexy.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:41, Reply)

for your reference
I don't like having my balls sucked.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:42, Reply)

we have pretty much established
that our tastes in the bedroom are poles apart.

so this does not surprise me!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:45, Reply)

have we?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:46, Reply)

Well, unless you like fucking
men I'd say you're poles apart!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:48, Reply)

that is a good point
well made
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:49, Reply)

well, on hair removal

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:58, Reply)

he prefers chinz
while you are more for clean, modern lines
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:48, Reply)

quite the opposite
my bedroom is full of modern oak furniture and the walls are a purply grey with the chimney breast black with shiny black leaves.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:49, Reply)

Not that I want to toot your smug-horn
but that actually sounds awesome.
(berk, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:55, Reply)

they won't stay so shiny when the biological clock kicks in
and their kids put grubby fingerprints all over it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:58, Reply)

ain't gonna happen
also, there's a desk in the way
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 19:06, Reply)

it is awesome
my furniture is lovely

my headboard is cool as fuck too. strips of pine attached to the wall with black shelves sticking out
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 19:07, Reply)

if you don't bang your head on those shelves
you're doing it wrong
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 19:08, Reply)

they are each about a foot square
and are to the sides of the bed.

remodelista.com/img/sub/ikea-headboard.jpg
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 19:18, Reply)

Really?!
scrota scare me.
(berk, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:44, Reply)

plural might scare me
one at a time is ok though
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:46, Reply)

They make me giggle
because they sort of shift about on their own like some kind of fleshly lava lamp.
(berk, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:47, Reply)

OK, it's been a while since I've seen any
but I don't remember them reminding me of a meat-based 60s party
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:48, Reply)

yeah, I hate feeling like I'm flossing

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:45, Reply)

did I miss something?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:38, Reply)

Darth tried to post that two or three times today
but deleted it because he was thread stomping.
It would be nice if he could make a new thread without mentioning me once in a while.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:39, Reply)

oh right, I thought maybe someone had come along and posted and then deleted.
I made someone delete a qotw comment this week.

it is odd that he mentions you so much. I suspect he is gay for you. Big time.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:41, Reply)

FondaAccord only went and deleted the whole story
How the hell are we supposed to remember Gerry Haugh R.I.P. with the dignity that he deserves
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:45, Reply)

I couldn't even remember what story it was
but the guy who I replied to was very sensitive indeed.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:45, Reply)

Just another qotw n00b, defending the board and all that shit

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:49, Reply)

ITS TROLLS LIKE YOU THAT ARE RUINING QOTW
IT'S WELL WRITTEN
IT'S WELL WRITTEN
IT'S WELL WRITTEN
IT'S WELL WRITTEN
IT'S WELL WRITTEN
IT'S WELL WRITTEN
(PsychoChomp, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:50, Reply)

there have been some right wankers doing it over the last couple of weeks
you can read the glee and excitement in their posts.

Most amusing because I imagine people only troll it because they are really bored. Surely no one actually cares if people lie.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:50, Reply)

Dunno, it's the usual highly strung regulars who are so easy to provoke during the slower parts of the day that make it worthwhile returning to

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:54, Reply)

It's the boring, pompous lies defended by belligerence and accusations of trolling that are the problem.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 19:02, Reply)

That's probably why I should "watch out" if I ever meet him in person.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:45, Reply)

He's quite easily riled into making offline threats
the bender
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:50, Reply)

Hilariously; repeatedly telling him to stop offline threatening you is one of those ways.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:52, Reply)

It's just too easy with him
His spakkouts are worth it though. He gets in such a huff he has to walk away from the internet with salty tears in his eyes.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:57, Reply)

oh, I thought it was a self referential post modern post

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:42, Reply)