Glad to hear it m'dear
Plans for the weekend?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 24 Mar 2011, 11:23, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Ballroom lesson midday Saturday
Gigantic birthday piss-up that evening. In between I think Ms Foxtrot wants to sort out our veg patch. A mix of the fun, gay and distinctly middle-aged, then. I'm so cool
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 11:27, Reply)

I'm sorry to hear that darling.
I'll be overthrowing the government then having sexehtiemz. I may also get drunk.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 24 Mar 2011, 11:34, Reply)

I'm actually quite looking forward to it, if the weather holds it'll be very pleasant in a middle-aged sort of way
I reckon I can match you for sexytime and booze. Overthrowing the government, less so. Unless I name each of the weeds in our veg patch after a member of the cabinet. That might be fun.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 11:36, Reply)

Yes. Fun.
When the hell did you get old?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 24 Mar 2011, 11:37, Reply)

2 years, 6 months and 22 days ago
Thank you for asking.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 11:39, Reply)

I'm safe for a while then.
Good.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 24 Mar 2011, 11:39, Reply)

Nowadays I'm reliant on the "you're as old as the woman you feel" maxim
Hence my desperate, grasping attempts to fuck you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 11:43, Reply)

I knew there must be a reason.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 24 Mar 2011, 11:48, Reply)

Flattering, eh

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 11:50, Reply)

There are younger b3tans.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 24 Mar 2011, 11:52, Reply)

Don't make me pay you an actual compliment in a public forum

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 11:54, Reply)