NakedApe's face - or even just the thought of it - makes me want to throw my fucking guts up.
His heavy, mongoloid forehead, monobrow, underbite, massive hairy nose, jug ears and rippling pustules of white-hot acne really make me feel ill.

What makes you feel ill?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:55, 154 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I think you have a crush on Ape.
You seem to have resorted to playground tactics.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:57, Reply)

Rabbit in a hat tricks?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:57, Reply)

Just that classic
rap shit from jurrasic moaning shit from Monty
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:59, Reply)

You are Akil the MC
AICM free ticket to the gig you're doing in Norwich (yes, Norwich) with DJ Cheeba next Saturday.

(Yes I only went with this reply because I can't remember the next line of the song)

EDIT: Out hip-hopped by TGB! Played, ma'am
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:00, Reply)

Fuck no.
He looks like something from The Dark Crystal.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:58, Reply)

Bacteria and Viruses
WITTY
(PsychoChomp, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:57, Reply)

It's repartee of this standard
that makes you the number one dinner party guest choice in the whole MK region.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:59, Reply)

That and I bring good wine.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:02, Reply)

+h
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:03, Reply)

He does bring good wineh, you're right.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:04, Reply)

you idiot

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:13, Reply)

Work
Or the prospect thereof.

This is why I am a student.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:59, Reply)

When I bust out the old skool choons

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:02, Reply)

You're too fucking cool for school.

( girlinthehole, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:03, Reply)

cool held back by serious emotional and developmental issues
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:05, Reply)

Are you licenced?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:03, Reply)

Eric B & Rakim fo sho

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:07, Reply)

Fo not at all sho
for 'twas the Beasties, non?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:09, Reply)

Paid in full
I thought that was the reference point for being licensed to drop ill?
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:10, Reply)

I still rate Pauls Boutique and Ill communication by the by

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:11, Reply)

Ill Communication is a superb album
I quite enjoyed To The 5 Boroughs also, even though they're obviously past their best
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:12, Reply)

I like the Beasties in principle
but don't like listening to them, except for the Mix Up, and the In Sound From Way Out
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:14, Reply)

I'm not sure they are.
Their live shows have trebled in quality since Mixmaster Mike joined them and actually Licensed to Ill is fucking terrible. I think they've improved overall.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:15, Reply)

Licenced to Ill can politely be described as "of its time"
Some of the humour still makes me chuckle in an infantile way but the rapping itself is bloody crap.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:20, Reply)

I've purchased to the 5 Boroughs and not listened to it once since 2004, I'm sure that means something

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:15, Reply)

It may have been nostalgia on my part that made it enjoyable
It certainly hasn't stood the test of time as well as IC or Hello Nasty
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:18, Reply)

Your CD player is broken

(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:22, Reply)

officelol

( girlinthehole, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:24, Reply)

You are correct, Mr Boyce
What was once the biggest-selling hip-hop album of all time. Still may be for all I know but I imagine Eminem may have something to say about that.

Cue feedback from Monty about how the Beastie Boys aren't real hip-hop or at least weren't until the advent of Check Your Head
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:11, Reply)

REAL hip-hip
don't stop 'til we got tha po-lice off tha block.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:54, Reply)

*Wayne Static growls*

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:54, Reply)

This is a total change of subject but you've just reminded me
I saw a trailer last night for a film made by Joe Cornish (of Adam & Joe) called Attack the Block. Effectively, hoodies v aliens. Definite potential.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:56, Reply)

hooray!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 11:18, Reply)

I quite enjoyed a touch of Cypress Hill
on the way into work this morning. I was truly "Insane in the brain"
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 11:05, Reply)

Very little apart from too much booze.

( girlinthehole, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:04, Reply)

Tinned tuna
The smell is enough to make me retch. Despicable stuff.

Also, Glee.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:05, Reply)

People who say 'reach' when they mean 'retch' make me retch.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:07, Reply)

People who say pacifically instead of specifically
makes my gorge rise.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:15, Reply)

Peanuts
Even the smell of them. Went to the cinema with a mate last night, we were having a good chat before the adverts started then he gets out a bag of peanut M&Ms. I almost threw up my Haribo on his shoes.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:09, Reply)

chat covert bumming session under cover of the darkness of the back row
out a bag of a bit of
M&Ms lodged in his helmet from where he had been squirrelling away up my fundament
Haribos on his shoes hands into the air in an over-exaggeratedly camp way and cried out 'what you liii-iike' like Ainsley Hariott on helium.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:19, Reply)

This is good even by your standards
9/10, a click and a polite round of applause
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:20, Reply)

I concur!
Best one yet
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 11:17, Reply)

people double-dipping
or eating each other's left-overs.

vileness.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:09, Reply)

Smug lawyers who drive
sleek back convertibles make me sick!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:10, Reply)

you love them
especially when they splash you and your rotten little bike
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:20, Reply)

Oh yes, when I get home and look at my calves
all dripping with dirty London rainwater I feel like crap...

Hmm.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:31, Reply)

double-dipping's not that bad.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:12, Reply)

Nor is eating your partner's left-overs

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:14, Reply)

Swipey is just a fucking weirdo

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:14, Reply)

I bet she'd object to a partner using her toothbrush too
To quote Jim Jefferies "You've just had my dick in your mouth, give me your fucking toothbrush!".
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:15, Reply)

Yes but dicks don't have tartar buildup.

( girlinthehole, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:17, Reply)

They may have smegma build up or warts

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:18, Reply)

or chlamydia.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:19, Reply)

I rinse my toothbrush out after brushing my teeth

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:19, Reply)

same here
also: great quote
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:21, Reply)

Check out the guy
He's my favourite comedian that's still alive. You can download 'I Swear To God' off torrent sites.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:23, Reply)

I'll send myself a reminder

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:24, Reply)

ahahah see I wouldn't use another person's toothbrush if I wasn't sleeping with them.
but I have no problem stealing the last chip from someone's plate or with sharing those chupa chup things.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:18, Reply)

that's because you are sensible

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:20, Reply)

mmm mostly.
although my friends and I used to share lollypops on a regular basis. And then we'd wonder why we all got sick one after the other.
So now I only share if the other person's not sick.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:22, Reply)

I'd only share a lollipop with a girlfriend
But chip stealing is fine for friends.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:21, Reply)

Not only fine
but practically a requirement.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:24, Reply)

Is that because if you don't share your chips
your XXXL tracksuit bottoms - that actually look like a leggings on you - are liable to burst open, making you look like a white, pasty Kwik-Save Hulk?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:37, Reply)

Don't make me Hungry, you won't like me when I'm Hungry

(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:39, Reply)

The Incredible Bulk

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:40, Reply)

*CLICK*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 11:10, Reply)

How comes other people's chips are always way way WAY nicer than your own?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 11:07, Reply)

i have in fact had this exact conversation
albeit with more tenderness and less swearing
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:21, Reply)

HAHA you have a dick.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:24, Reply)

Wouldn't Big girl's blalse have worked better?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:27, Reply)

No
Now fuck off.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:28, Reply)

So much negative energy man

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:28, Reply)

yeah well
you ARE a dick
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:56, Reply)

Oh great comeback there. Well done.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:58, Reply)

oh god it makes me want to hurl
you see the other person dip something. it leaves a few crumbs of residue in the formerly sanitised and pristine dip. then they lift it to their mouth. strings of saliva glisten as their yellowing teeth close around it. then they swirl all that tooth and saliva build-up back in the dip where you are just about to put your own food. no no no. the dip is all yours, old buddy old pal.

it makes me great to share with though, as i'll only ever have the first few mouthfuls. ditto nachos, i can only eat the neat ones before it starts to look like smeary soggy roadkill.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:23, Reply)

yeah, mr b3th is like that
wierdo.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:46, Reply)

I must admit I hate that.

( girlinthehole, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:13, Reply)

There is more AIDS/TB/cancer on peoples hands than in their mouths

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:14, Reply)

There is more AIDS/TB/cancer on your hands
than there is in the whole of Soweto.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:34, Reply)

Oh fucking hell
*poorly stifled officelol*
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:37, Reply)

That's why I have to wear mittens all the time

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:39, Reply)

HAHAHA!
THat is not the reason, you fucking Deacon
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 11:11, Reply)

Fat common people in ill fitting velor tracksuits smoking whilst pushing a buggy
and smegma and cress sandwiches
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:11, Reply)

Pineapple juice can fuck the fuck off.
I actually am ill at the moment though :(
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:40, Reply)

Did you pick something up off the floor?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:41, Reply)

I must have missed this 'rolling on the floor' thing
Please explain Mr al sir.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:46, Reply)

Don't worry too much
just roll with it
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:47, Reply)

It's not actually that funny
but Rory Lyon lost his temper when BA pointed out his argument didn't hold water and told her to go and roll around on the floor.

The response was sufficiently amusing to warrant it's own mini meme.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:47, Reply)

Haha!
Such a great comeback, and by 'great' I mean shit.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:49, Reply)

That's putting a spin on it
that even NICK CLEGG would baulk at. He actually said he hoped she'd get kicked in the cunt by a police horse which made me lol pretty hard.

I lolled.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:50, Reply)

That was a seperate comment to the rolling around on the floor, though it was also amusing.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:53, Reply)

All that rolling must have upset your stomach
Pineapples generally can fuck off
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:42, Reply)

I fucking hate pineapple juice
makes my tongue feel funny. Like eating Kiwi fruit. Eugh.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:42, Reply)

see also grapefruit juice
leaves a taste of sick in the mouth.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:48, Reply)

How sick are you?
Please reply "I'm in bed with AA" for hilarity.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:43, Reply)

Did you break your shins
running into a barbecue during a live-action roll playing session?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:45, Reply)

Haha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:49, Reply)

*role
I have no idea what that means.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:56, Reply)

It's a pop at me

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:59, Reply)

It was a desperate attempt to shoehorn the word 'roll' into a reply.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 11:10, Reply)

I figured that was deliberate
Therefore I didn't correct you.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 11:12, Reply)

Basically Labs shattered his leg in an apparently hilarious manner
A barbeque was involved.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 11:03, Reply)

I remember now.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 24 Mar 2011, 11:10, Reply)

Morning darling
Sorry to hear that. Hope you're well enough to enjoy your weekend with BB
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:59, Reply)

Morning chick.
I'll be fine, It's just a cold. I don't think anything could stop me having fun this weekend.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 24 Mar 2011, 11:07, Reply)

I suspected as much
If you give him the cold and he spreads it around Brighton (the ill, not his willy, obv) the country's bumming average will drop exponentially. You have a responsibility to the Daily Mail to ensure this happens.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 11:11, Reply)

I think he gave it to me when I was there.
How are you, anyway?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 24 Mar 2011, 11:16, Reply)

Then my cunning plan is foiled. Fucking antibodies.
My thigh muscles ache like fuck today after yesterday's run, but otherwise am feeling surprisingly positive thank you :-)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 11:22, Reply)

Glad to hear it m'dear
Plans for the weekend?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 24 Mar 2011, 11:23, Reply)

Ballroom lesson midday Saturday
Gigantic birthday piss-up that evening. In between I think Ms Foxtrot wants to sort out our veg patch. A mix of the fun, gay and distinctly middle-aged, then. I'm so cool
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 11:27, Reply)

I'm sorry to hear that darling.
I'll be overthrowing the government then having sexehtiemz. I may also get drunk.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 24 Mar 2011, 11:34, Reply)

I'm actually quite looking forward to it, if the weather holds it'll be very pleasant in a middle-aged sort of way
I reckon I can match you for sexytime and booze. Overthrowing the government, less so. Unless I name each of the weeds in our veg patch after a member of the cabinet. That might be fun.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 11:36, Reply)

Yes. Fun.
When the hell did you get old?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 24 Mar 2011, 11:37, Reply)

2 years, 6 months and 22 days ago
Thank you for asking.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 11:39, Reply)

I'm safe for a while then.
Good.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 24 Mar 2011, 11:39, Reply)

Nowadays I'm reliant on the "you're as old as the woman you feel" maxim
Hence my desperate, grasping attempts to fuck you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 11:43, Reply)

I knew there must be a reason.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 24 Mar 2011, 11:48, Reply)

Flattering, eh

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 11:50, Reply)

There are younger b3tans.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 24 Mar 2011, 11:52, Reply)

Don't make me pay you an actual compliment in a public forum

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 11:54, Reply)

Facial disfigurement.
I'm sure makes me a bad person but it makes me feel ill.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:42, Reply)

-: (((((((((

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:43, Reply)

Hahahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:43, Reply)

Yours just gives me an erection.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:44, Reply)

-: DDDDDDD

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:45, Reply)

At the moment
menstrual cramps are making me feel physically ill.

And I'm sure, now I've mentioned it, the thought will make quite a few of you physically ill as well.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:45, Reply)

I'm sure you've currently got a lux interior
fnaaaaaaaaaaar
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:46, Reply)

this comment











my head
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:47, Reply)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Cramps
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:49, Reply)

Ohhhhh
A popular beat combo. Fair enough.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:50, Reply)

Favorite song title ever.
Can your pussy do the dog.
( girlinthehole, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:50, Reply)

They were utterly superb.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:53, Reply)

Smell of Female battery acid
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:48, Reply)

Holy shit, you're attracting bears?!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:48, Reply)

Menstrual cramps can fuck right off.

( girlinthehole, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:49, Reply)

They can
but they fucking won't. Npt without my horse tranquiliser pills, anyway.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:50, Reply)

The pill usually works.
Unless you're trying to get pregnant.
( girlinthehole, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:51, Reply)

Hot water bottle on the stomach
And eat chocolate.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:52, Reply)

I don't get them any more.
I miss curling up on the sofa with a hot water bottle.
( girlinthehole, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:53, Reply)

I've given up chocolate for lent
and all I'll be doing today is scrubbing my wetroom. *fnar*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:54, Reply)

no chance of that
and I was on the pill for a very long time, but you're not supposed to do too long on it. Heart disease or something...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:53, Reply)

Exercise is supposed to help but who wants to go running when you're in pain.

( girlinthehole, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:54, Reply)

See above
scrubbing out the shower room today. Yay for excercise. *cries*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:56, Reply)

As long as you're not scrubbing it out with a toothbrush.

( girlinthehole, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:57, Reply)

She should use Rachelswipes toothbrush.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 11:02, Reply)

Try cunt punching yourself

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:51, Reply)

That's your answer to everything

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 11:03, Reply)

It's a fix all answer
I'm off to cunt punch a shelf to a wall in a minute
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 11:05, Reply)

That is the most entertaining mental image I've been presented with all day
I might see what else I can apply that to.

Dearie me, Michael Clarke's holed out to Zaheer Khan attempting to cunt-punch a Yuvraj delivery to cow corner.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 11:13, Reply)

Oh thank goodness, I almost forgot about your vagina.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 11:04, Reply)

Not enough coffee to be creative
*something about this being my perfect time to strike*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:58, Reply)

This horrible cough.
It sounds like I'm dying. Went for a latenight goose-related sojourn last night and coughed so hard I almost fell over several times.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 11:11, Reply)

Goose related?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 11:13, Reply)

Went on a walk through St James' and Hyde Park
I tried to grab a duck and when we got to the Serpentine the path was covered in geese and herons and ducks so we sat down and looked at them for a bit.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 11:16, Reply)