What was their milkman like?
Or do you share any qualities with test tubes or lab rats?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 10:37, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Was the milkman possibly putting semen samples in your milk
in a shady attempt to frame Delroy Grant?
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 10:38, Reply)

DAMN THAT MILKMAN, DAMN HIM TO HELL.
Poor old Delroy. Fitted up good and proper with the cctv footage, DNA matching, witness statements and all. A miscarriage of justice of Bulsarian proportions.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 10:39, Reply)

That's possibly one of the most stupid defences I've ever heard.
Also, grannyrape - every kind of wrong and then some.
(berk, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 10:40, Reply)

Can't run away innit

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 10:40, Reply)

Also osteoporosis means that your claims of "I banged her so hard her pelvis collapsed"
are likely to be true.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 10:43, Reply)

ouch

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 10:44, Reply)