Ha, brilliant isn't it.
I can just imagine the Old Bill trying to get a grasp of things; "a load of Fulham have kicked off with QPR in Hammersmith, but they've just been ambushed by an as yet unidentified group of lads all wearing sequinned white gloves on their left hands".
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 23:12, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

It'll be great if your lot rush them.
As them having it away on their toes will be a fantastic sight as they all moonwalk into retreat.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 23:14, Reply)

I'm definitely going to sing "I just can't, I just can't, I just can't control my feet" as I repeatedly kick any of them that have fallen over whilst trying to get away.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 23:22, Reply)

If you get bored with that.
Just 'Beat it!'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 23:23, Reply)