you need more about
axe murderers in there. Probably.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:06, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Do you find that works?
*Makes note that if I ever join such a site, I'll mention my fondness of Tesco pizza and spare socks*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:09, Reply)

kind of...

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:10, Reply)

In what way does 'I like murder, especially when an axe is involved' help?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:11, Reply)

it's actually just a bit at the bottom about
you should message me if "...long winded conversations full of puns and references to axe murdering" but the axe murdering bit is crossed out, as I have resolved not to keep talking about axe murdering on dates
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:13, Reply)

Question.
Why do my puns result in me being asked to leave the Internet, and yours don't?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:15, Reply)

because I am proper awesome

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:15, Reply)

Curses.
My lack of awesome holds me back again.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:19, Reply)