I've just watched an episode of Kitchen Nightmares (US)
where Gordon is saving a restaurant called Downcity.

Of course I spent the entire episode hearing that as Downs City and chortling like an 8-year-old.

Seen anything funny, intentionally or otherwise, lately?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 17:50, 107 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Not so you'd notice.
Edit: Back to the Future is about to start on ITV2.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 18:31, Reply)

Your mum.

( girlinthehole, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 18:40, Reply)

*Waves*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 18:41, Reply)

Hi hon.
I've had a nap : )
( girlinthehole, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 18:47, Reply)

I napped too much yesterday and couldn't sleep last night.
How long did you nap for today?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 18:50, Reply)

Two hours on and off.
And I've done absolutely bugger all today apart from walk the dogs with my mum this morning.
( girlinthehole, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 18:52, Reply)

How odd.
Most people put their dogs on a lead.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 18:58, Reply)

Pfft!

( girlinthehole, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 19:12, Reply)

I tell ya Blousie.
Is there no end to the world of terror we live in?

I've just seen some Lybians on the telly shoot a doctor dead.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 19:17, Reply)

was he at least wearing a bullet-proof vest?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 27 Mar 2011, 19:19, Reply)

Hang on, have you spoilt the end of the film?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 19:24, Reply)

Yeah
I went forward in time to the end of the film and saw what happened.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 27 Mar 2011, 19:26, Reply)

Well they wouldn't shoot him alive would they.

( girlinthehole, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 19:24, Reply)

Not really
Top Gear made me chuckle a bit.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 18:42, Reply)

What was your gear of choice? Weed, pills or powder.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 18:44, Reply)

Haha LTI

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 18:54, Reply)

Did you manage to get any sleep in the end?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 18:58, Reply)

Yeah thanks
drifted off about eight am and woke up at twelve. Sunday so it was okay
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 19:04, Reply)

I made a game !
www.coll3ctive.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/3ds-564x272.png
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 18:59, Reply)

That doesn't tell me very much Gonz.
Tell us all about it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 19:01, Reply)

Well....
Basicly, If you have a 3DS, you point it to the screen and a Mii (a characture of someone famous, in this case) will pop up, you have to guess who it is out of a list of different ones.

But if you don't have a 3DS, you guess from a picture of the Mii's face, body or a couple of other pics.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 19:03, Reply)

YES GONZ, VERY GOOD GONZ !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 19:33, Reply)

I've had no interest in the 3DS until right now
at which point I've become slightly interested, but it's already fading.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 19:50, Reply)

THREEE DEEEE

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 20:22, Reply)

Evening all
Spent the afternoon exploring the National Museum of Wales or whatever it's called. They've collected buildings, that's right, BUILDINGS, from around Wales and moved them there.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 19:21, Reply)

I wasn't aware they even had indoor plumbing
let alone indoor buildings.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 27 Mar 2011, 19:23, Reply)

It's all open air
There are many examples of outdoor toilets there though.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 19:24, Reply)

outdoor toilets streetcorners
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 27 Mar 2011, 19:26, Reply)

There were hookers everywhere

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 19:27, Reply)

was there a rugby match on?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 27 Mar 2011, 19:29, Reply)

Does there need to be?
I've now also met my first b3tan, and he didn't kill me.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 19:30, Reply)

Hang on, this is Kaol you're talking about, right?
He must have mellowed. He's killed me at least three times.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 27 Mar 2011, 19:40, Reply)

It was indeed
He didn't even try to stab me once. I was pleasantly surprised.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 19:43, Reply)

I think Mel's had a calming influence on him.
Two years ago he'd be stabbing the shit out of everyone. Not that I'm implying he was a raving bumder...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 27 Mar 2011, 19:45, Reply)

Implying?
I thought we just generally said stuff likethat?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 27 Mar 2011, 19:46, Reply)

OK then.
He was a raving bumder.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 27 Mar 2011, 19:47, Reply)

Then he got better.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 27 Mar 2011, 19:48, Reply)

Oddly.
St Fagans National History Museum is on the telly right now.

Antiques Roadshow time kids!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 20:02, Reply)

Weightwatchers double cream tastes of nothing.
I've never eaten anything that has absolutely no taste before.
( girlinthehole, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 20:33, Reply)

What did you have with it?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 20:35, Reply)

Fresh strawberries.
I think I'll stick to Carnation cream next time.
( girlinthehole, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 20:39, Reply)

You need to see if they still sell this Blousie
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PRm3Ze8lVE
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 20:44, Reply)

I seem to remember that stuff was pretty tasteless too.

( girlinthehole, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 20:52, Reply)

Why not have something else instead?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 20:59, Reply)

you should try pie and mash avec liquor from Manzies
it's shockingly tasteless.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 20:37, Reply)

Blouise
Kaol says hi. Or I think he did anyway. He didn't say anything negative about you at least.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 20:49, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 20:52, Reply)

It was slightly a case of:
Me: "X says hi."
Kaol: "Who?"
Me: "BGB."
Kaol: "Ah, yes."
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 20:58, Reply)

He's a man of few words.

( girlinthehole, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 21:19, Reply)

There is an italian shop near work who's sandwiches are better than any supermarket one, but their pasta and risotto tastes of pure beige.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 23:14, Reply)

I INVENTED SOME FOOD ! I think it's going to be a smoke haddock, pea and asapgous quweesh.
i.imgur.com/DYS6P.jpg
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 20:40, Reply)

You are Heston Bluementhal AICMFP

( girlinthehole, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 20:41, Reply)

=D

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 21:52, Reply)

I'm watching Devil's Playground
British Zombie Movie. Quite good so far. It features a lot of Londoners mostly being eaten. And Parkour zombies!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 21:04, Reply)

A sign in Swansea which said
"Swansea, 2nd Best City After Paris"

we think they must mean alphabetically or "2nd in terms of cheap sluts"
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 21:05, Reply)

Evening Captain.
Good weekend?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 21:19, Reply)

Not bad
my friend came round and we went to a bbq. Mostly the food was grilled, though.
How was yours?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 21:57, Reply)

I drank too much on Friday.
This rendered Saturday a complete write off, as a result of snoozing for most of the day on Saturday, I didn't really sleep on Saturday night, meaning today has been a write-off as well, although I've caught up on washing and ironing.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:05, Reply)

you really know how to live it up

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:06, Reply)

I really did drink too much on Friday though.
So I don't feel too bad about wasting the rest of the weekend.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:07, Reply)

i totally failled to do
all the marking I had. I'm hoping the ambulance trip will make my students a little more forgiving of late feedback
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:09, Reply)

I'm currently watching the only DVD I'm aware I'm on
Bit of Ross Noble to end the weekend, it's all good!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 21:34, Reply)

The death of OT?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 21:51, Reply)

It's not dead, it's just resting it's eyes.

( girlinthehole, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 21:53, Reply)

What are you doing this evening?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 21:54, Reply)

I've been on OK cupid not finding suitable men.
I shall be shortly off to bed.
( girlinthehole, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 21:56, Reply)

Have you put up a profile on OK Cupid now?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 21:59, Reply)

I did it a few weeks ago.
It's free so I thought I'd give it another go. Flogging a dead horse is the phrase that jumps to mind.
( girlinthehole, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:00, Reply)

Don't be daft.
You're a thoroughbred around here Blousie!

(That is meant as a compliment, not me saying you look like a horse)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:04, Reply)

Hehe!
There was actually a guy on there who made small models of zombies for fun. Would have been a match made in heaven but he's a stoner. Last think I need is some monged out hippy on my sofa every night.
( girlinthehole, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:06, Reply)

So what have you listed as your interests on your profile?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:08, Reply)

I can't remember.
Probably art, hiking, reading amongs others. Men mostly care about what you look like and then interests come second.
( girlinthehole, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:10, Reply)

You need to stand out from the crowd Blousie.
Why not mention your fab skills as an aunt, or even an Internet wife?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:12, Reply)

Haha!
I did actually mention I was a great auntie.
( girlinthehole, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:13, Reply)

Have you mentioned your fondness for Zombie films?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:14, Reply)

No, just horror in general.

( girlinthehole, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:15, Reply)

I'm off to bed.
Night hon!
( girlinthehole, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:17, Reply)

*Waves*
I'll put the cat out.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:23, Reply)

Less about the horror.
More fluff!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:18, Reply)

you need more about
axe murderers in there. Probably.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:06, Reply)

Do you find that works?
*Makes note that if I ever join such a site, I'll mention my fondness of Tesco pizza and spare socks*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:09, Reply)

kind of...

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:10, Reply)

In what way does 'I like murder, especially when an axe is involved' help?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:11, Reply)

it's actually just a bit at the bottom about
you should message me if "...long winded conversations full of puns and references to axe murdering" but the axe murdering bit is crossed out, as I have resolved not to keep talking about axe murdering on dates
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:13, Reply)

Question.
Why do my puns result in me being asked to leave the Internet, and yours don't?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:15, Reply)

because I am proper awesome

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:15, Reply)

Curses.
My lack of awesome holds me back again.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:19, Reply)

Reading a book
and eating thai green curry. Which is not half bad, even if I do say so myself.
(berk, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 21:57, Reply)

I missed the outcome of your date
was it good?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 21:58, Reply)

Can't you see her grin from Wales?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 21:59, Reply)

Visible by satellite.
He's coming over again tomorrow evening to watch the dvd we didn't get round to watching.
(berk, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:00, Reply)

if you're lucky
you won't get round to watching it again
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:01, Reply)

heh

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:03, Reply)

*grins more*

(berk, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:04, Reply)

Out of interest.
What film didn't you manage to watch?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:10, Reply)

I can't even remember
it may have been Se7en.
(berk, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:14, Reply)

Now I'm sure you've BOTH seen that film before.
Also, and correct me if I'm wrong. But would I be right in thinking you don't have a television, and you spend your evenings watching films in BED?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:16, Reply)

I own a television
a rather nice one, in fact. But not a tv license, and so only use it for watching dvds on.

And no, I haven't seen Se7en, or many other films that 'everyone has seen'. TC was similarly aghast.
(berk, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:21, Reply)

I assumed you'd seen it.
I'm pleased you said you hadn't, otherwise I'd have revealed the last scene, which is what most people end up doing when discussing the film.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:22, Reply)

You're not missing much, Se7en is massively overrated.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:23, Reply)

Se7en's not really a date movie
unless you're seriously twisted.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:59, Reply)

Oh man, I hate that, when I have someone over to watch a DVD or something I've downloaded...
... but then Come Dine With Me is on, and you're still eating when the next one goes on, but by then your'e invested and have to watch the other three to see who wins. And by then it's too late as there is work in the morning or something like that and the DVD ends up not getting watched even though you really wanted to see it, but you want to see it with a friend rather than by yourself.

Never mind, maybe he'll come round again and you can watch it next time?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:15, Reply)

Erm....that wasn't the issue we had.
But yes, he's coming round tomorrow.
(berk, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:22, Reply)

When does Blockbusters want it back? Do you have a tape recorder so you can make a copy? All you got to do is put some tape over the plastic bit.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:58, Reply)

*grin*

(berk, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 21:59, Reply)

^ See.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 21:59, Reply)

YAY! I wondered what that glint on the horizon was

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:00, Reply)