Someone should put her down.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 16:17, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Don't think anyone can lift me in the first place.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 16:18, Reply)

I'm from the countryside
I'm qualified to do that sort of thing.

Do you want the loving pet gassing, the knackered racehorse shotgun, or the run-over badger hit-with-a-shovel?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 16:19, Reply)

I think you should use the advantages conferred by your ample sized thighs
to bugger her to death. It's what she would have wanted.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 16:21, Reply)