Tee Hee
Guy goes into the clothes shop and says "My wife has sent me here to buy a size 34b jewish bra, and she said you would know what she meant.".
And the sales lady looks at him and says "Boy, it's been a long time since someone has asked for a Jewish bra, they normally ask for a Catholic Bra, or a Salvation Army Bra, or a presbeterian bra.",
So he says "Well, what's the differance?"
"Well, the catholic bra supports the masses. The Salvation Army Bra uplifts the downfallen, presbeterian bra keeps them upright."
"So, what's a jewish bra?"
"Oh, a jewish bra, that is a bra that makes mountains out of mole hills."
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 21:43, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'd like a Jesus bra.
One that performs miracles.
( girlinthehole, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 21:47, Reply)

Or a Cowboy Bra......
Points em out and Rounds em up.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 28 Mar 2011, 21:53, Reply)

For some reason I now have the theme tune to Rawhide in my head.

( girlinthehole, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 21:55, Reply)

Blues Brothers version I hope.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 28 Mar 2011, 21:55, Reply)

Works well for nazis too.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 22:02, Reply)

You don't want Jesus pants.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 21:55, Reply)

Just make a chevron.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 22:05, Reply)