dump your clothes out on the floor and step all over them
You'll probably kill it. Eventually.

Here's a gross story for you, had a bff when I was a kid and her family was dirty and they had roaches and any other jungle bug you could think of and I slept over one night and found a crushed bug in my ear the next morning.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 23:19, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

ewwwwwwwwwwww.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 28 Mar 2011, 23:20, Reply)

Sounds like it might have been an earwig.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 23:24, Reply)

oh for fucks sake.
leave the internet.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 28 Mar 2011, 23:24, Reply)

hahahahaha
I'm going for the full set of OT regulars.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 23:26, Reply)

You'll never defeat me

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 23:31, Reply)

def
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 23:33, Reply)

Jeff is becoming Chompy.
It's heartbreaking to watch his downfall.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 23:27, Reply)

And you're becoming Bert.
No returns.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 23:29, Reply)

becoming?
I AM BERT!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 23:30, Reply)

F O B

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 23:31, Reply)