Nah, I find holdups fall down, so I like the security of suspenders. Just annoying when one pings off.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:30, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

maybe I just can't wear them because of my huge arse



*does not have a huge arse*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:31, Reply)

I think if you get your hold ups above the fattest bit, they're there for life.
Unless you get body lotion on the rubber bit, and you're late for a very important date and you have no spares and there are no hold-ups in the Boots in Euston station.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:35, Reply)

Who wants to rob a chemist?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:36, Reply)

Imagine the money you'd make

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:38, Reply)

But I doubt you'd get your loyalty points.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:41, Reply)

that sounds oddly specific
morning sis. Feeling better?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:37, Reply)

It is!
I could lie here and say I'm better, but I'm a hypochondriac, and it's just not our way.
How are you doing?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:39, Reply)

trying to get my head round doing some work
My sales have been shit this month, and I have no money. Good job I married a rich old man, really. You avoiding the 'w' place then?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:45, Reply)

I only had Friday off, and that was a pre-booked holiday.
This is most uncharacteristic. I have even honoured all my pub shifts, whilst sniffing and swigging wine.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:48, Reply)

sniffing wine is a bad idea
try coke instead. I hear it perks you right up.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:54, Reply)

Haha, imagine me on coke!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 12:14, Reply)