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Morning bumders! Did we all sleep well? I had a bizarre dream about an old friend. What did you dream about?

Alt: socks - short or long?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Mar 2011, 10:37, 175 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

"Shit, this bar is loud, yeah' mate.... make mine a pint
C'MON 'EN, YAH' CUNT
Woh', check that babe out !
Oh man, that's a dude.
I'm never drinking again
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 10:39, Reply)

Sweet! What is that?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 10:41, Reply)

It's a "Snookum Bear".
Seriously, that's it's name.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 10:43, Reply)

*Adds to Christmas list*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 10:44, Reply)

Naughty NakedApe
A Snookum Bear is for life, not just for christmas.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Mar 2011, 10:46, Reply)

Cute animal is cute
Is he a friend of yours?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Mar 2011, 10:41, Reply)

Bestest of best friends.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 10:47, Reply)

It's not as cute as a hyrax, though.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 10:53, Reply)

DVDA
www.thefashionpolice.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/baby-hyrax.jpg
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 10:58, Reply)

Took me ages to get to sleep then slept like a log
I really couldn't get up this morning.

How long is long and how short is short, also what am i wearing them with?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 10:42, Reply)

the other night i dreamed that i was pregnant
8 months pregnant and i was horrified by the whole thing. it was not a dream that went down particularly well when i related the story either, so i googled the meaning of it. not that i believe in that shit for a second, but it amuses me that people do. anyway, the result was sheer genius.

if you are a girl, and you dream that you are pregnant, it CAN mean that you are pregnant. however, it is more likely to mean an exciting new period in your life; a new relationship; a new job; possibilities etc.

if you are a man, and you dream that someone is pregnant, it means that you are worried about unprotected sex.

oh dear.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 10:42, Reply)

If you are a man and dream that you are pregnant then you are worried about your pie intake

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 10:44, Reply)

I sometimes dream that too
that I'm either just about to drop, or that I've just had a baby. When I wake up it takes a while to realise there isn't anything there. Wierd.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Mar 2011, 10:44, Reply)

i dream i'm up the duff about once a year
it's enough to give me (more) grey hairs.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 10:48, Reply)

if I didn't know it was a physical impossibility
I'd be quite worried myself.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Mar 2011, 10:50, Reply)

I've had that dream a few times.
to the point where in the mornings I've had to check to make sure my stomach is flat and not huge and whale like...
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:39, Reply)

Oh I had a weird dream
that I was working as event staffing in this weird place, but I had to look after my friend's stuff while she waitressed. I was on lunch. There was a fat guy serving us and then he git huffy as he thought I said he was fat. He made a drink for me to apologise to him with and told me that if I had a problem with him I should make a formal complaint. Then I had to try and find my friend but I had her phone and we had no idea where we were meeting.

I have no clue :?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 10:48, Reply)

Morning Internet Nemesis. Good to hear that the LSD I piped into your water supply is having the desired effect
I had a really fucking weird dream about a big dance involving lots of my friends (not THAT weird, I'll grant you), including two male acquantances of mine who proved themselves astonishingly adept at partnered (with each other) swing dancing. That was the weird part. I know them from my club night. They don't dance.

Alt: short for running, ankle-length for, um, walking. Or dancing.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 10:57, Reply)

I never remember dreams
But I'm fairly sure, based on the mood I woke up in this morning, I had a dream laced with misery last night.

I was in a foul mood first thing, it took 4 cups of coffee to cure.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 10:57, Reply)

Does this help?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:01, Reply)

yey biscuit!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:03, Reply)

Is that a lurcher/bat cross?
Your dogs seems to have wings on the top of his head.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:03, Reply)

apparently
he looks like the gremlin that gets microwaved.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:04, Reply)

He looks a bit worried in that photo.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:06, Reply)

To be fair, he was only about six months old in that picture
He has since grown into his ears, as it were.

Currently, he is cowering under my desk because mr b3th is playing with a power drill.

My dog is brazen coward.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:11, Reply)

What have you called your dog?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:13, Reply)

I've called him lots of things
the other night when he growled at me he was called a little bastard.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:15, Reply)

What about this?
Here
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:05, Reply)

Oh dear god

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:05, Reply)

awww....
ugly dogs are cute.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:12, Reply)

DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG.
Cure for a bad day, them.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:20, Reply)

I've been up since 3am.
My insomnia is back with a fucking vengeance. But the sun is shining, I've got the delightful new Metronomy album playing on repeat and with no assignments due in tomorrow have a day of doing bugger all except lying in the park ahead of me. So in a surprisingly good mood.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 10:57, Reply)

Where is it sunny, grey and miserable in London

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:03, Reply)

If anyone cares
it's pissing it down in Zummerzet.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:04, Reply)

Is it raining cider?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:05, Reply)

I don't know. I haven't ventured out yet
I have to go out later though, so I will investigate.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:12, Reply)

arse, that means it will be raining here in Dorset later

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:09, Reply)

Newcastle.
I give it ten minutes before it goes cloudy.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:09, Reply)

I dreamed I was friends with a cylon.
I may be watching too much BSG.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 10:58, Reply)

It is impossible to ever watch too much BSG
Although if the Cylon in question was not number three or number six then you have dubious taste in wet dreams
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:00, Reply)

geek-splodes

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:01, Reply)

It was a toaster.
Also, only ten episodes left of the last series, coming to the end!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:01, Reply)

Useful friends to have if you're planning to get into a bar fight in the near future

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:02, Reply)

I'd love one, I truly would.
I'd dress it in denim and leather and give it a shotgun and make it speak in an unidentifiable central-European accent.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:04, Reply)

I like your style
Please remember this when you eventually nuke our home worlds and reduce the species to less than 50,000 people.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:07, Reply)

I will not part with the uplode coedz.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:11, Reply)

All your gays are belong to us?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:13, Reply)

I cannot think of a response to this which isn't overly geeky or slavish to the dictates of BSG mythology
So I shall shut the fuck up.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:16, Reply)

You're welcome to them.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:16, Reply)

But without gays I'll look really camp!

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:26, Reply)

you ARE really camp though..

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:40, Reply)

I know
/resigned sadface

Edit: I'm actually nowhere near as camp in real life as you might think, but I imagine you're just going to have to take my word for that
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:44, Reply)

Oh and socks.
Totally depends on what jeans/trousers/chinos you're wearing, and shoes. Sometimes no socks at all is a must.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:00, Reply)

You are Crockett or Tubbs
AICMFP
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:02, Reply)

I know not who either of those are.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:03, Reply)

Ah, fook
I forgot that you're effectively an embryo by my standards. I assume you've at least heard of the none-more-80's TV show Miami Vice? Them.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:06, Reply)

Here you go Barry

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:09, Reply)

Do you remember the 80's NatWest advert that used Crocketts theme?
"It's not all work, work, work..."

"It's just like filling up the photocopier, except THE PAPER'S MORE EXPENSIVE!"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:14, Reply)

Not as good as
"We wanna be togevvah!"
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:15, Reply)

He went on to do the Fast Show

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:18, Reply)

and be Ron Weasley's father
the rubber-faced ginger freak.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:19, Reply)

This week
I have been mostly eating...
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:20, Reply)

I do indeed remember that advert.
EDIT: And here it is.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qbz95LdqMko
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:15, Reply)

I'm not clicking that
i'll have 80's flashbacks all day
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:18, Reply)

But he keeps the cash machine topped up
Because on Saturday he'll be on the other side.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:20, Reply)

So he can buy Babysham for the frizzy haired office-bike

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:22, Reply)

Of course, because as you said before.
It's not all work, work, work.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6s8kpo9IDg

Hey, I'd love a Babycham.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:25, Reply)

And by other side he means banged up for being a thieving scouse cunt

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:24, Reply)

hello rory
made any more trolls cry(baby) today??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:40, Reply)

Sadly not no, on the upside I seem to be avoiding Milton Keynes for today anyway

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 12:30, Reply)

i've actually got that song on my ipod
/shame
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:15, Reply)

Jan Hammer FTW!
all of his hits..."Theme to Miami Vice"..."Crocketts Theme"...err, did I mention "Theme to Miami Vice"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:17, Reply)

you're growing a moustache even as we speak, aren't you?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:18, Reply)

How else am I supposed to look like Edward James Olmos?

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:20, Reply)

/creams

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:26, Reply)

He was a middle of the road Paul Hardcastle.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:18, Reply)

"During the second world war, the average age of the combat soldier was 22..."
"...in Vietnam it was"...err, shit...forgot how the song goes.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:21, Reply)

Gareth Gates did a great 'live' version of that song.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:22, Reply)

tea / keyboard interface
bad man!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:24, Reply)

It was featured on his 'Gareth Gates does Jive Bunny' album.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:26, Reply)

I dunno
If he's talking about sextiems, then I quite agree with him.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:03, Reply)

You fucking FREAK

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:07, Reply)

You wear socks in bed?!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:17, Reply)

Absolutely not
I was under the impression that it was such a no-no that to intimate otherwise would be ridiculous in the extreme.

Execution obviously needed more work
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:20, Reply)

Yeah.
Socks when you're naked are weird.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:21, Reply)

I would imagine that when Darth is naked, socks are probably the least wierd-looking part of the whole affair
Then again, the other chaps wouldn't be able to see him from the other stall anyway...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:26, Reply)

Hahaha
8/10 and a click. Good work, IN. As it happens you're right, me naked is best accompanied by distractions like socks, comedy clown nose, rotating bow tie or ideally a blindfold (on the unlucky lady)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:28, Reply)

pfffft
'lady'
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:29, Reply)

they prefer to be called
"he-bitch"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:30, Reply)

I thought they preferred to be called 'Daddy'

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:31, Reply)

ok, they prefer to be classified as he-bitch

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:32, Reply)

You seem surprisingly expert in this matter

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:34, Reply)

depends on the socks
i have some ann summers over-the-knee schoolgirl socks with pink bows on them which could be left on if required. and stockings.

but on a man, hells yes. get them OFF.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:16, Reply)

I was really talking about mens.
I've recently moved on to the over-the-knee sock on a daytime basis. I find them very comfy. And, as you say, they can be a bit sexeh.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:18, Reply)

A friend of mine would wear suspenders and stockings as a matter of course
She found them comfier than tights.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:19, Reply)

I approve of this

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:21, Reply)

She was prim, proper and straightlaced.
You never saw them.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:22, Reply)

Ah well

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:23, Reply)

pervert

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:26, Reply)

Only in the good ways

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:27, Reply)

*high fives*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:29, Reply)

Hold-ups are fine. In fact, I wore them when I got married : )
but suspenders are quite uncomfortable.

I remember in the 80s or 90s a friend of mine discovered these tights things that came in single legs, with a sort of waistband affair, kind of like stockings. Apparently the idea was somewhere between 'more comfortable suspenders' and 'if you ladder one, you only replace one'.

Or something. They don't seem to make them any more, so they probably died a death.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:23, Reply)

Nah, I find holdups fall down, so I like the security of suspenders. Just annoying when one pings off.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:30, Reply)

maybe I just can't wear them because of my huge arse



*does not have a huge arse*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:31, Reply)

I think if you get your hold ups above the fattest bit, they're there for life.
Unless you get body lotion on the rubber bit, and you're late for a very important date and you have no spares and there are no hold-ups in the Boots in Euston station.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:35, Reply)

Who wants to rob a chemist?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:36, Reply)

Imagine the money you'd make

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:38, Reply)

But I doubt you'd get your loyalty points.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:41, Reply)

that sounds oddly specific
morning sis. Feeling better?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:37, Reply)

It is!
I could lie here and say I'm better, but I'm a hypochondriac, and it's just not our way.
How are you doing?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:39, Reply)

trying to get my head round doing some work
My sales have been shit this month, and I have no money. Good job I married a rich old man, really. You avoiding the 'w' place then?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:45, Reply)

I only had Friday off, and that was a pre-booked holiday.
This is most uncharacteristic. I have even honoured all my pub shifts, whilst sniffing and swigging wine.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:48, Reply)

sniffing wine is a bad idea
try coke instead. I hear it perks you right up.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:54, Reply)

Haha, imagine me on coke!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 12:14, Reply)

I know, I was kidding
Carry on
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:19, Reply)

and I claim my foot pedicure?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:04, Reply)

I have school socks or knee highs. I don't like ankle socks much unless they're just an extra layer for warmth.
I don't remember my dream from this morning. But last week I was on a treasure hunt in a library.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:33, Reply)

"X never marks the spot"

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:34, Reply)

I forgot my library card, then some cunt stole my bag of goodies.
I remember waking up feeling all stressed out and resentful that I didn't get my treasure back.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:36, Reply)

So you didn't find the entrance to the catacombs
wade through a river of petrol and find the knights shield that explains the starting point in the quest for the Holy Grail?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:44, Reply)

no.
tell you what, as far as treasure hunt dreams go, this one was SHIT.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:46, Reply)

Demand a refund

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:47, Reply)

if my subconscious would give me one, then I would.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:49, Reply)

In all fairness, your dream sounds more entertaining than the 4th Indiana Jones movie
aliens my arse
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:51, Reply)

this is true, that movie was 2 hours of my life I will NEVER get back no matter how hard I try...

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:52, Reply)

I have chosen to believe that film was never made
thus leaving the marvellous trilogy unsullied
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:57, Reply)

You're back again?
Do you ever fucking sleep?

Morning! (or evening. Whatever you call it on the wrong side of the world)
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:34, Reply)

to be fair, this is late for me - I've just had my last class for the day and it's 9pm.
I'm usually around (your) late at night and my evenings (which happens to be your mornings). I miss the afternoon shift though.
And I sleep a lot. :)
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:36, Reply)

This has nowt to do with b3th's question but is not worth its own thread
Am listening to Hadouken!'s new EP on We7 and it has a few suggestions for what else I might like below. Bear in mind that I'm listening to Hadouken!, who sound like they're trying to single-handedly provide the OST for the first series of Skins.

Apparently, I might also like;

Robbie Williams
U2
Abba
Rod Stewart
Simon & Garfunkel
and Duran Duran (I'll give them that one)

Good to see We7 are doing their research
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:34, Reply)

It sounds to me
like we7 has done it's research on you, and knows you're using hadouken as a big fat beard.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:36, Reply)

hahaha!
ZING!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:36, Reply)

*click*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:38, Reply)

Fucking hell you're on good form today
Two successive 8/10s, and nary a strikethrough in sight. See this, B3ta? This is what you should be aspiring to.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:39, Reply)

*prouds*
have at you, internet nemesis!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:47, Reply)

*Returns to fabulously-decorated hollowed-out volcano to lick wounds*
You haven't heard the last of me! Mwahahahahaha! Etc!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:52, Reply)

wounds beef-missile
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:56, Reply)

7/10
Very good
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 12:13, Reply)

Anyone not blasting out Metronomy's new album over and over at this moment in time is a massive notright.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:38, Reply)

I'll give that a listen

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:40, Reply)

Never heard of them

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:41, Reply)

You'd love 'em - they sound like glam rock legend Bryan Adams.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:45, Reply)

disgust and scorn

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:46, Reply)

heaps of it

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:52, Reply)

*nods and fistbumps*

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:55, Reply)

I am clearly a massive notright.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:44, Reply)

That was never in doubt good sir.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:47, Reply)

no r gh
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:47, Reply)

I am personally blasting Dj hype: Tarantula

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:57, Reply)

I rarely remember my dreams - no idea.
Alt: long on Japanese girls and b-boys, short on me.

By the way, if you're staying in tonight you can see my fiancee on BBC2 at 9pm. This show looks like quite a shit one, mind.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:37, Reply)

crimewatch?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:37, Reply)

It's a thing on Biblical history.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:44, Reply)

I don't know who this fancy-surnamed woman you keep banging on about is, so forgive my ignorance;
Biblical history as written or cruelly pulled apart and made to look foolish?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:46, Reply)

she's Monty's love
she's also a lecturer at Exeter Uni. I went and brutally rogered her up the dirtbox.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:51, Reply)

I hope you used a trowel to scrape away the layers of detritus

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:53, Reply)

I used a small stick of dynamite
and a powerful hose
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:54, Reply)

Its the only way to remove Monty's crusty emissions.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:56, Reply)

Monty hasn't been there.
She's Greek though.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:57, Reply)

It doesn't look as good as the previous episodes.
She finds the exact spot where the Garden of Eden is. Sounds more like a channel 5 documentry to me.

Nonetheless, she is, I believe what one could call "Smokin'"
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:48, Reply)

102-3 after 26 overs
Confident?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:58, Reply)

That is a bit too slow for my liking
However, it aint over yet.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 12:12, Reply)

Can't remember last night's dream
Ankle/trainer socks or none at all on me, thigh or knee length for a girl.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:38, Reply)

Erm...
who loves me? And wants to buy me this?

www.whatkatiedid.com/public/product.php?fes_prd_id=700

Size 26 plz kthanx
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:48, Reply)

That is nice!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:50, Reply)

I own it in black raw silk
They had a limited edition one last October that was a bit like that, and I loved it.

It's one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen :(
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:51, Reply)

You're one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen.
*rubs thighs*
( wanderlust, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:55, Reply)

Oh hello sexy.
How are you?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:56, Reply)

A bit tired but okay.
I have to get back on the bar now. :(

byebyes
( wanderlust, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:58, Reply)

Aww I hope to see you soon!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 12:01, Reply)

oh man. Do they do a green one??

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:50, Reply)

Not in that exact style
But you can get that shape in satin in lots of colours.

www.whatkatiedid.com/public/product.php?fes_prd_id=532
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:52, Reply)

bloody hell they're not cheap are they?

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 29 Mar 2011, 12:11, Reply)

No, but they're very well made and give real results.
And the service in the shop is exceptional.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 12:14, Reply)

Would one wear socks with that?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:51, Reply)

One would wear sex with that!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:51, Reply)

You can buy suspender clips so you can attatch stockings to the corset itself.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:52, Reply)