I noticed
"This question has been intentionally left blank"

I filed it away in my brain along with other pointlessness such as the signs which say "this sign is not in use".
( Kroney, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 9:47, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

as opposed to those accidental blank questions
damn them all to hell.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 9:50, Reply)

I NO RITE?
Who's going to phone up the Government in a blind panic over it?

"OMG There's supposed to be a sign on that lamp post, but it's gone! IT MUST HAVE BEEN STOLEN, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO HERE?" or "Holy shit, there's a BLANK SPACE ON THE CENSUS, what do I do? For the love of God, WHAT DO I DO?"

The really sad thing is, I've realised, is that apparently this has not only happened, but happened so often that they've had to alert us to the fact that they're supposed to be blank. There's no hope for Humanity.
( Kroney, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 9:57, Reply)

I saw an overhead motorway sign on the M8 the other day
one of those dot matrix jobs. It said "remember to keep your winscreen clear" - not clean, clear. I think, on balance, if you have to be reminded that driving forwards is indeed aided by being able to fucking see in front of you, then perhaps piloting 2 tons of metal at arond 30 metres per second is probably a wee bit beyond your skills.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:26, Reply)

I'd weep for the future of the species, if I had any tears left to weep.
Besides, crying all the time's unmanly and also really fucking boring.
( Kroney, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:28, Reply)