I can't believe you're beating me in a threadwar.
THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED, WHAT DO I DO?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:41, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I would commit suicide
by cum-sumption.

It's what Darth would do in your situation.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:45, Reply)

I threw a load of mayonnaise away last night
it looked like someone had bukkaked the bin.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:46, Reply)

*joke about your vagina being a bin*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:46, Reply)

Don't be silly
no-one would ever use a plastic liner in Kitty.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:49, Reply)

They would if they knew how diseased I was.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:50, Reply)

dis +y ed
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:51, Reply)

that took me such a long time
Easy and stupid, the best combination.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:55, Reply)

that's why I love you

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:58, Reply)

cum-dumpsterlolz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:49, Reply)

thanks dear
If you're going to burn me, do it in my thread.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:50, Reply)

I am also in unfamiliar territory here
I believe each of us has to designate a B3tan of choice to act as a second should things turn to physical combat. I would choose Bobby as I believe he could punch his way through a small domestic residence if suitably drunk, but he's quite honourable and I need someone who'll hit girls. Monty, you're up.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:47, Reply)

just so you know
I'd hit that. In both senses.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:48, Reply)

Monty, you're out
Vippers is equally tall and less decrepid
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:49, Reply)

AND he can spell 'decrepit'.
He could be handy for you to have around.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:52, Reply)

*cracks knuckles*

EDIT Oh man I'm psyched up now and everything.

*punches boss's wife*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:50, Reply)

Have you seen this yet?
www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3502998/Hitler-House-survived-as-blitz-hit-docks-yards-away.html?OTC-RSS&ATTR=News
(PsychoChomp, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:53, Reply)

Oh for Christ's sake.
The epitome of a 'slow news day'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:01, Reply)

So you were looking for a woman to punch...
...and couldn't think of a more suitable candidate?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:54, Reply)

I've got Chompy.
HADOUKEN!!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:51, Reply)

If she has Chompy I am demanding my place in the ring and will
fight Vippers and Monty to get it.

*rips off shirt and downs Stella*

And Stella is not the name of Montys' boss' wife.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:53, Reply)

Is Chompy nails then?
*stifles laughter*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:53, Reply)